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Subject: updates on the us invasion of canada
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you dum basses

  • 06.02.2004 9:48 PM PDT
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better then being a bass -turd


HAHAHAHAH.....


but seriously...

  • 06.02.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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No, you're a fish.

  • 06.02.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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...takes one to um.......to...um.....know one?

  • 06.02.2004 9:52 PM PDT
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We need ObbiQuiet to get after this guys spelling.

  • 06.02.2004 9:53 PM PDT
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noooooooo!!!!
leave her alone



Shes kinda a -blam!-

  • 06.02.2004 9:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Master Shake
noooooooo!!!!
leave her alone



Shes kinda a -blam!-

all who agree? aye
nays...

  • 06.02.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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Right, we leave her alone.

  • 06.02.2004 9:58 PM PDT
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ok, after the covies come, the americans build giant hula hoops, out of cheap plastic(molten Mcdonalds hamburgers) and get inside, the covies come out!
Dun Dun DUUN

Americans hide inside hula hoops, but realilize that there is no middle, then get shot, do David Bowies dance in the Labyrinth in tights, becuase the eighties came back, and the bullets mind controoled people.

Golden elites said "wort wor grunn Green bllu fffeiish gggoooooooooo oooooood"
Or "i smell mcdonalds, "

  • 06.02.2004 10:07 PM PDT
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This is where the americans allies come in, the mexicans. The americanized nacho cheeze was horrid. The MExicans outraged, Americans ask for forgiveness, and good nacho cheeze, or known as "real" Mexicanas give recipe, it is american nacho cheeze-mcdonalds= traditional cheeze.


Canadians looked at this and predicted a trick, almost told their old freind americans, but didn't



Americans outlawed mcdonalds, but the toxic waste and landfill used to make burgers was now filling up the continent!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 06.02.2004 10:16 PM PDT
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Tune in tommoro to find out what happens next!!


Disclaimer: Any seizures, overdoses, diareaha, random flipping the birdie, new twitches are the Can's fault, use turkish guns at own risk

  • 06.02.2004 10:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Reclaimer
Posted by: Master Shake
noooooooo!!!!
leave her alone



Shes kinda a -blam!-

all who agree? aye
nays...




AYE!

  • 06.02.2004 10:32 PM PDT
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the toxic waste fills up the cont.


UNtil america's best freind shammoo
eats it to sacrifice her life for us.
Americans say shammooo
Hold back canadians who get dictionaries, but shamoo isnt in there!
canada panics


Covies come and fly over mexico, land in crater lake, at the bottom lives David Bowie, now a grunt, in tights, and who sings(singing grunt *shivers*)

He sings the americans out of oregon, there stronghold.

They move to california, and set up a diversion, Holywood movie props, and go all the way to the quaker state. The quakers raise a barn, with a giant cannon and clone factory inside.
They fire on the canadians, who took davie bowie's diversion to take over washington!

  • 06.03.2004 7:40 AM PDT
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stop the b word talk, and get on with the actual forum!

  • 06.03.2004 7:41 AM PDT
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Washington was already a traitor, getting evil propaganda from canada every day, but now reveals itself to the US.


Little did the covies know, the whale held a secret code left by the forerunner!

Prophet "get that dead whale sun of a gun before my chin flab swells up!"
Tune in later, and leave replies

  • 06.03.2004 7:45 AM PDT
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George W. Bush: after we are finished takin over canada, *squints* we are gonna conquer alaska. lets go get em boys. eh eh he he he

  • 06.03.2004 7:49 AM PDT
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George W. Bush:our first plan to weaken the canadian defense is to steal their internet and then we will beat em *squints* cause then we will have two internets.

  • 06.03.2004 7:57 AM PDT
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George W. Bush: I once saw a canadian so afraid of our forces he began to spray maple syrup out of his -blam!-...that was a joke *squints* anyway once we take toronto *grin* we will send in eminem, the rapper, to take care of the rest of the canadians.

Lets rock and roll *squints*

  • 06.03.2004 8:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: markhamx2
George W. Bush:our first plan to weaken the canadian defense is to steal their internet and then we will beat em *squints* cause then we will have two internets.


Actually, we would have three internets. We currently have the Internet and Internet2. :P

  • 06.03.2004 11:12 AM PDT
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i must tell the american public! i am a trator. i am now working for the canadians. now all i need to do is learn that damn anthem.....

  • 06.03.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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It's aboot time that thoose Canadaians were toght a lesson, eh?

  • 06.03.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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I thinks it's aboot time yoo went back to putting syrup on stoof, eh? Yah, I think soo too. No, ig yoo'l excoose meh, I'm gooing to play som hoockey, eh.

  • 06.03.2004 1:35 PM PDT

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