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Subject: Time for another parody: The forum song

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

To get into the season, i've devised another spoof. (No, it's not B-NET. Expect that friday) This time, I reworded that classic Christmas song, The Christmas Song, to better suit our forum. Enjoy.


Spammers roasting on an open flame
Dumb threads nipping at your nerves
Laser Wars stories being told by some guys
And folks that post those stupid links

Everybody know a comic
And some "smarty" threads
Help to make the forum bright
Tiny flamers with their eyes all a flame
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know the mods are on their way
They're bringing lots
of flaming ninjas on their way
And every long time members
gonna spy
to quote ol' Shishka's witty, in your face reply

And so, I offer you this simple thread
For those that want to laugh a few
Though its been said
many times, many ways
Boy, I love this. Don't you?

  • 12.01.2004 6:39 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

That. Was. Awesome.

  • 12.01.2004 7:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
That. Was. Awesome.


and highly informative.

Awesome.

  • 12.01.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
That. Was. Awesome.

  • 12.01.2004 8:29 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: eliteskull94
Posted by: Pink Menace
That. Was. Awesome.


and highly informative.

Awesome.

Not educational posting! Noo!

[Edited on 12/1/2004 8:40:05 PM]

  • 12.01.2004 8:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
That. Was. Awesome.


Pink Menace put it best. Great job MC.

[Edited on 12/1/2004 8:45:12 PM]

  • 12.01.2004 8:42 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Cool. I honestly didn't think it was that good. But, okay. If you guys like it...

  • 12.01.2004 9:31 PM PDT
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3.5/5

  • 12.01.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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Cause it's 1 8 7 on the unda cover cop

  • 12.01.2004 9:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Same G
Cause it's 1 8 7 on the unda cover cop


Would you happen to be a white, middle-class, teenage male by any chance?

  • 12.01.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Same G
Cause it's 1 8 7 on the unda cover cop


Would you happen to be a white, middle-class, teenage male by any chance?

Hey!! you know me!! holy crap!! But that was really good.

  • 12.02.2004 6:02 AM PDT
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that was pretty good. i wish i could write poetry. or songs. or both.

  • 12.02.2004 6:18 AM PDT
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He's not even quoting rap anymore. Damn, man.

  • 12.02.2004 7:31 AM PDT
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I didn't think it was all that amazing, but it was a solid effort. 3/5 stars. With just a little work I think it could be better, but it probably isn't worth the time to bother with. But...
There's a Halo2 poetry contest going on right now by the way, you might want to submit it to that. Check out the HBO news archives for the link.

Take care,
Cavmn

  • 12.02.2004 7:36 AM PDT