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Subject: Oopa Loopma Oompadee Doo I've got a few riddles for you!
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Posted by: Goldeneye
Posted by: Tanikaze
The most confusing part of that one is how 3 years has any significance.

it's part of the riddle, it came from john mclane--cop

Oh, right.....I dunno what the answer is, though...

  • 12.02.2004 12:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Goldeneye
Way off topic boys! :(

This is the Flood forum. There is no topic.

  • 12.02.2004 12:48 PM PDT
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you dont bury the survivors because they are alive!

  • 12.02.2004 12:57 PM PDT
Subject: Oopa Loopma Oompadee Doo I've got a new riddle for you!
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the lowest I can get is one hour and five minutes

  • 12.02.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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Here is a Riddle:

It is greater the everything...but is nothing
It is Blacker then night...but whiter then the sun
It is as good as god...but as evil as the devil
It is the biggest thing in the universe....but so small
It is important....but so insignificant
It is the hardest thing to descibe......yet so easy to write about....

WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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  • 12.02.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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Why would it take so long to cross a river in a boat.

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Subject: Oopa Loopma Oompadee Doo I've got a few riddles for you!
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I got to say that is a cool saying, but after the word violent insert the words blood explosion.

  • 12.02.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Grunt Boy
I got to say that is a cool saying, but after the word violent insert the words blood explosion.


He says something like "And after the word violent enter the phrase "blood explosion extraordinare!" " or something like that.

  • 12.02.2004 1:52 PM PDT
Subject: Oopa Loopma Oompadee Doo I've got a new riddle for you!
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Posted by: MasterChinchilla
Here is a Riddle:

It is greater the everything...but is nothing
It is Blacker then night...but whiter then the sun
It is as good as god...but as evil as the devil
It is the biggest thing in the universe....but so small
It is important....but so insignificant
It is the hardest thing to descibe......yet so easy to write about....

WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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Is it love?

  • 12.02.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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OK I have one.




What do you call a deer with no eyes?

  • 12.02.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Douglas Brown
Posted by: MasterChinchilla
Here is a Riddle:

It is greater the everything...but is nothing
It is Blacker then night...but whiter then the sun
It is as good as god...but as evil as the devil
It is the biggest thing in the universe....but so small
It is important....but so insignificant
It is the hardest thing to descibe......yet so easy to write about....

WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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Is it love?


Dang you! I thought I had the answer first. I was going through and thinking "oh, I'm so clever!" and then I hit your post. Good job.

But, I also think it's Love.

  • 12.02.2004 4:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterChinchilla
Here is a Riddle:

It is greater the everything...but is nothing
It is Blacker then night...but whiter then the sun
It is as good as god...but as evil as the devil
It is the biggest thing in the universe....but so small
It is important....but so insignificant
It is the hardest thing to descibe......yet so easy to write about....

WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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Air.

How about this, I have an eye, but I'm blind, I'm cold and hard and never kind, aside from this you will see, there still is a point to me.
It is pretty easy...

  • 12.02.2004 4:03 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Same G
OK I have one.




What do you call a deer with no eyes?


I have no idear....

  • 12.02.2004 5:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cavmn
Two men and two women stand on a riverbank. They would like to get on the other side with a boat. Unfortunately, the boat can only carry as much as two people.

The 4 people can not cross the river at the same speed. One woman is able to cross it in 5 minutes and the other in 10. One man can cross it in 20 and the other in 25 minutes. (This means that if a man is in the boat, the minimum cross time - one way - will be 20 minutes.)

How can they cross the river in one hour ?



I got it!
The 10 and the 5 go across =10 10 is left behind
The 5 goes back across=5 5 gets out
20 and 25 go across=25 20 and 25 get out and 10 gets in
The 10 goes back=10 5 gets in
The 10 and the 5 go across together=10
Now everyone is on the other side

add them up and you get one hour.

So what do I win?

  • 12.02.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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You win a cookie! =) And a new riddle tomorrow. =P
Very good job. I was so surprised someone didn't answer it correctly so much sooner.

Take care,
Cavmn

  • 12.02.2004 7:38 PM PDT
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It took me almost all day to get right (and yes I do have a life) I'm just sick with the flu and have nothing better to do.



mmmmm..cookie

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Posted by: MasterChinchilla
Here is a Riddle:

It is greater the everything...but is nothing
It is Blacker then night...but whiter then the sun
It is as good as god...but as evil as the devil
It is the biggest thing in the universe....but so small
It is important....but so insignificant
It is the hardest thing to descibe......yet so easy to write about....

WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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I have no earthly idea.

Is it Cheese?
Coal?
The history of grain and its effects on Communism?

WHAT??

EDIT: woah, they sensored the word for the ruling party of Germany under Hitler.

[Edited on 12/2/2004 7:57:13 PM]

  • 12.02.2004 7:55 PM PDT
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it's either cyclops or a gargoyle

  • 12.03.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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While the wicked stand surrounded, Call me, with thy saints surrounded.

Me
Me again

i just got a new one,
As I was walking to St. Ives I met seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits, cats, sacks, wives how many were going to St. Ives?

  • 12.05.2004 6:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Goldeneye
i just got a new one,
As I was walking to St. Ives I met seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits, cats, sacks, wives how many were going to St. Ives?


just you they were on the way

  • 12.05.2004 6:55 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

-sigh- I had a good one from the "Sirens of Titan" but forgot it...


[Edited on 12/5/2004 7:46:39 PM]

  • 12.05.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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While the wicked stand surrounded, Call me, with thy saints surrounded.

Me
Me again

you get a cookie.

  • 12.05.2004 7:39 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Wait, I remember.


Theres a man trapped in a room for a year. It has no door, and only contains a bed, a calender, and him. How does he survive?

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food was given through a window :D

  • 12.05.2004 7:55 PM PDT