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Subject: Oopa Loopma Oompadee Doo I've got a new riddle for you!
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[color=red]I HAVE A RIDDLE![/color]

What makes a barrel lighter?

  • 12.05.2004 8:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Wait, I remember.


Theres a man trapped in a room for a year. It has no door, and only contains a bed, a calender, and him. How does he survive?
eats his flesh

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[color=red]I HAVE TO GET OFF NOW, BUT I WILL CHECK THE ANSWERS TO MY RIDDLE TOMMOROW, AS WELL AS ANSWER NEW ONES.[/color]

  • 12.05.2004 8:26 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: SkyLance
[color=red]I HAVE A RIDDLE![/color]

What makes a barrel lighter?


Taking out what's inside of it.

  • 12.05.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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He eats the dates and sundays from the calendar!

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Posted by: SkyLance
[color=red]I HAVE A RIDDLE![/color]

What makes a barrel lighter?


That's not the way it goes. It's like this: What's something you can put in a barrel to make it lighter.

Answer: A hole.

  • 12.06.2004 1:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: darkfox123
Posted by: Pink Menace
Wait, I remember.


Theres a man trapped in a room for a year. It has no door, and only contains a bed, a calender, and him. How does he survive?
eats his flesh


he sleeps for a hole year

  • 12.06.2004 1:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: MasterChinchilla
Here is a Riddle:

It is greater the everything...but is nothing
It is Blacker then night...but whiter then the sun
It is as good as god...but as evil as the devil
It is the biggest thing in the universe....but so small
It is important....but so insignificant
It is the hardest thing to descibe......yet so easy to write about....

WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



Anything... I think...



[Edited on 12/6/2004 2:02:10 AM]

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Air.

How about this, I have an eye, but I'm blind, I'm cold and hard and never kind, aside from this you will see, there still is a point to me.
It is pretty easy...


A needle.

How's this for you, Tim's Mom had 3 children, the oldest was named May and the youngest was named July, What was the other child's name?

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i got one: If your going 50 miles an hour in a 35 mph zone, and all 4 wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?

(no one will ever get it)

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canoes dont got wheels and it would take 200 pancakes to build a doghouse

  • 12.06.2004 4:03 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Half right...

Mine was he eats the dates from the calender and drinks water from the springs of the bed.

[Edited on 12/6/2004 4:14:18 AM]

  • 12.06.2004 4:13 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: Kritz

Air.

How about this, I have an eye, but I'm blind, I'm cold and hard and never kind, aside from this you will see, there still is a point to me.
It is pretty easy...


A needle.

How's this for you, Tim's Mom had 3 children, the oldest was named May and the youngest was named July, What was the other child's name?


Tim!

  • 12.06.2004 4:15 AM PDT
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you said child's not child

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Posted by: angel of death11
canoes dont got wheels and it would take 200 pancakes to build a doghouse


wrong the answer is 7 because snakes DON'T have armpits.

  • 12.06.2004 12:36 PM PDT
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Ah.. This one is corny but oh well..

A women is driving on a black tar road. She does not have her headlights on and there are no street lights either. Suddenly, a man dressed all black jumps out into the road befor her car. How does she see him so that she can avoid him?

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you never said it was night time, so I suppose she just saw him

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Posted by: That Halo girl
Ah.. This one is corny but oh well..

A women is driving on a black tar road. She does not have her headlights on and there are no street lights either. Suddenly, a man dressed all black jumps out into the road befor her car. How does she see him so that she can avoid him?

She didn't move until she saw the whites of his eyes (Battle of Bunker Hill for you Americans out there.)

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There are three monkeys in a room. One has a banana, one has a stick and one has nothing. Which primate is the smartest?

  • 12.08.2004 3:23 PM PDT
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This was originally a joke but no one got it so now I guess it's a riddle.


A philospher walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "May I get you a scotch?" to which the philospher replies, "I think not." Then he vanishes. Why?

I'll post the answer tommorrow

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What is black and white and read all over?

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A zebra with a paragraph on it.

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ok heres one i made up it should be easy seeing im not in to riddles and crap like that here it is...


i have 4 grunts 2 elites and 3 jackals on my strike team 2 of the grunts got killed 1 jackal died and 1 elite died as well
i called for renforcements but a attack broke out as the phantom came to give me renforcements the renforcements was a group of 5 grunts 3 elites 5 drones and 5 jackals a rocket hitted the phantom killing 5 of my drones 3 of my jackals 2 of my grunts and 0 elites died,
during the attack from the human marines 1 more of my jackals 0 elites and 3 of my grunts died
then we went to attack the control room that was held by the marines 2 of my grunts died then 1 elite got killed and 4 of my jackals died my the commander of my elites is a elite almost died

then renforcements came with 10 elites and 6 hunters 5 of the elites got killed and 2 hunters died then another batch of 15 grunts came along and 10 of them got killed by a fallen roof that crushed them 2 more of my hunters died and 4 grunts died and 2 elites was killed
in the final attack but as the control room was controled 3 elites including me died the rest of the team got out of the control room safe before it exploded how much elites hunters grunts drones and jackals was left?

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Posted by: Douglas Brown
A philospher walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "May I get you a scotch?" to which the philospher replies, "I think not." Then he vanishes. Why?


Descartes' "I think therefore I am." So if he doesn't think he doesn't exist. That's really quite corny.

Can I have a cookie for that? I'm so hungry...

[Edited on 12/8/2004 9:48:46 PM]

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