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How many letters are in the alphabet.

  • 12.08.2004 10:25 PM PDT

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No.

  • 12.08.2004 10:30 PM PDT

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Hint-not 26

  • 12.08.2004 10:43 PM PDT

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"the alphabet"

  • 12.08.2004 10:56 PM PDT

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Well I'm gonna be gone tomorrow so I'll post some riddles to keep er going.

  • 12.09.2004 12:59 AM PDT

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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

What has a neck, but no head?

Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

What is everyone in the world doing at the same time?

What question can you never answer "yes" to?


There was a man walking on a sandy desert and every time he looked behind him, he didn't see any footprints; there were no strong winds on that day. Explain.

What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?

I'm tired so thats all for now. I like riddles I know many.

  • 12.09.2004 1:28 AM PDT
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What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?

The ocean or the rain.


What question can you never answer "yes" to?

How old are you?

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Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?


The first of the month, the 2nd, and the 3rd.

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There was a man walking on a sandy desert and every time he looked behind him, he didn't see any footprints; there were no strong winds on that day. Explain.


He was facing forward while walking backwards.

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I have one.

What goes up but never comes down?

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I have one.

What goes up but never comes down?



.com stock values?

lol

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Posted by: CabKiller
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

She takes her husban's picture, develops it, and hangs it on the wall.
Can I have a cookie now? Pleeeeaaaase?

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Posted by: CabKiller
There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

Put salt and dye in one. The salty water is more dense than the fresh water, and will sink to the bottom.

Sorry for the double- post. Only way to quote.

[Edited on 12/9/2004 12:48:39 PM]

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Posted by: CabKiller
What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

An envelope. I love riddles.

And sorry about the triple post. Another would be a "postacular!"

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no not the stocks

try again.

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This is an awesome thread.

[Edited on 12/9/2004 3:36:44 PM]

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A philospher walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "May I get you a scotch?" to which the philospher replies, "I think not." Then he vanishes. Why?


Descartes' "I think therefore I am." So if he doesn't think he doesn't exist. That's really quite corny.

Can I have a cookie for that? I'm so hungry...


You get a dirty napkin with the word "cookie" on it.

  • 12.09.2004 3:36 PM PDT