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Subject: The Best Way to Get a Legendary Edition Helmet onto Your Cat

Riverside23: For all the women of the group, if you've got a real man at least let him have his big piece of chicken.

WhtButterflyLiz: lol. Bring home bigger chikkinz, then, real man!!!

DEATHPIMP72: *throws pterodactyl on table*
Suck it JoeSki!!!

Foman, my God, this is the funniest thing I've ever read, especially coming from the wise leader of CI.

I haven't laughed this hard in forever! Thank you!

PS: everyone who's crying about this being insensitive, stfu. Better yet, keep complaining, it fuels the fire and makes this funnier!

Edit: 10 minutes and I'm still laughing!

[Edited on 09.10.2007 6:29 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 6:22 PM PDT
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dont forget before setting your helment on its rightful palce (a kittys head) buy 5 packs of smarties empty them then paint them military green.

now you have legs and tail armour for you meow-ster chief.

got no idea what to use for body armour though.

if all else fails just paint it green that wont kill it....... will it???

[Edited on 09.10.2007 6:33 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 6:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Okay, so as we all know by now, the Halo 3 Legendary Edition helmet comes with a rather small square hole that is meant to make the helmet displayable on a stand with a square peg. While this makes it convenient to display, this will make the helmet exceedingly difficult for its primary purpose, which is as a super-awesome cat torture device.

After a conversation with my favorite tool guy, WFGeppetto, we have determined the best way to get the helmet off that ridiculous display stand and onto your cat's head where it belongs.

The lining is likely to be some sort of hard plastic. At first, I suggested a power drill but Geppetto pointed out to me that this is not exactly efficient. Short of buying a $600 rotary hammer, however, you do still have options that will allow you to have the helmet onto the cat's head in a matter of minutes rather than hours. A simple chisel set plus a jigsaw should to the trick -- cut around the lining on the helmet with the jigsaw (with self-starting blade, if you have one) or even a rotozip, and then simply chisel out the rest of the plastic until you reach the depth of the original cut. Be careful! You wouldn't want to cut through to the outside of the helmet and ruin the beauty of the helmet's lines for the photographs and YouTube videos that you will eventually be taking.

It is also possible that the plastic inside the helmet is a mere lining that is glued inside the helmet and can be removed. A steam nozzle would be ideal to get it out via this method, but most of us probably don't have one. Some Goo-Gone (available at your local grocery store for a couple of bucks) plus a sharp knife should help you get that ridiculous lining out of the helmet as quickly as possible.

The only problem after that, of course, is how to get the helmet onto your cat without getting scratched to death. While Geppetto suggests a valium hidden inside a cat treat or can of tuna fish, cats are notoriously picky eaters. It may be much easier to sneak up on the cat from behind and simply slam it onto its head as quickly as possible. Be sure to have your camera ready, as the first few seconds will be the funniest!

I look forward to seeing your pictures and videos posted here on Bungie.net!

(I'm going to hell)

dude I love you

  • 09.10.2007 6:34 PM PDT

So now i recieve a PM from someone with the username "Sphincter a BK" saying that i suck at halo. Some people take message boards a tad too seriously.

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Posted by: Sphincter218
So now i recieve a PM from someone with the username "Sphincter a BK" saying that i suck at halo. Some people take message boards a tad too seriously.

Soooo.. Sphincter is a Bad Kook?

That must sting.

  • 09.10.2007 7:08 PM PDT

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing eachother.

OMG!!! i was reading these and this just hit me....

halo 3 legendary edition with spartan helmet...130 dollars
chisel for carving out helmet....15 dollars
reaction of your cat when you put the helmet on thier head....priceless.
there's somethings money can't buy. for everything else, there's master card

best comercial ever!

[Edited on 09.10.2007 7:19 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 7:16 PM PDT

Caboose: If I was bitten by one, does that mean I'll turn into one?

Church: Shut up Caboose.

Caboose: BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG....

Church: SHUT..UP..CABOOSE!

Posted by: Sphincter218
So now i recieve a PM from someone with the username "Sphincter a BK" saying that i suck at halo. Some people take message boards a tad too seriously.


It's a joke thread why don't some people get that? Are there going to be some DEE DEE DEEs who do put the helmet on their cats head and put it up on Youtube? Of course, but anyone with a little common sense knew that was going to happen when Halo 3 LE helmet was announced.

[Edited on 09.10.2007 7:25 PM PDT]

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I have not laughed so hard in weeks! LOL LOL!

Foman FTW!

No. We all know the truth...











Foman killed Adjutant Reflex!





Now he's after our feline companions! Lynch him!


reflex....*sniff*, i miss him.

  • 09.10.2007 7:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dread Gnome8
OMG!!! i was reading these and this just hit me....

halo 3 legendary edition with spartan helmet...130 dollars
chisel for carving out helmet....15 dollars
reaction of your cat when you put the helmet on thier head....priceless.
there's somethings money can't buy. for everything else, there's master card

best comercial ever!

You should change the last line to 'For everything else, there's a MJOLNIR Mark VI Helmet.'

[Edited on 09.10.2007 7:33 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 7:32 PM PDT
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Works on chiwawas, thats all I gotta say...

  • 09.10.2007 7:39 PM PDT
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i wish i had a cat to fill out my catster chief fantisys *snif*

  • 09.10.2007 7:45 PM PDT

RaTiOnAl AnArChY

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OMG!! Foman! Will you please let me in your basement for 5 minutes? We can put the Helmet! on AR1!!!!!!11 and then, we'll smear peanut butter on him. Stupid robots, we should do it to Volman too.

  • 09.10.2007 7:49 PM PDT
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as long as the hole is big enough you shouldnt have any problem putting it on your cat. Its probrably harder getting a collar on them then this

  • 09.10.2007 7:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: SoldierMigoo
Are you people from PETA?



AHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHBUMPAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA

  • 09.10.2007 8:00 PM PDT
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new breed of cat....Spartacat.

  • 09.10.2007 8:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sphincter218
So now i recieve a PM from someone with the username "Sphincter a BK" saying that i suck at halo. Some people take message boards a tad too seriously.


Ha! So this mysterious person is saying "Sphincter a Burger King"? Why...that doesn't sound bad at all. If you were to be a king of something, why not burgers. You could perhaps create a "BK Lounge" for other buger lovers to hang out in. (Dane Cook referance if you haven't caught it yet).

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Posted by: Dread Gnome8
OMG!!! i was reading these and this just hit me....

halo 3 legendary edition with spartan helmet...130 dollars
chisel for carving out helmet....15 dollars
reaction of your cat when you put the helmet on thier head....priceless.
there's somethings money can't buy. for everything else, there's master card

best comercial ever!


Ummm... How about

Saving planet earth and all sentient life within 15 lightyears....Priceless.

Pretty sure Bungie thought of this whole thing. And as soon as the cats are sportin' the new look Bungie will activate the HUD and give our kittys super strength. Nothing will stop them from saving us all. For the love of us all, ARM YOUR KITTENS!

  • 09.10.2007 8:38 PM PDT

Amazing message

SPARTAN ROss
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Sent: 9/10/2007
GTFO translation: [your a heartless bastard who does not apreciate life and ignores death as if it was nothing remind you of anyone? *cough*terrorist*cough* so go to hell you F*** up, GTFO]


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  • 09.10.2007 9:03 PM PDT
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This reminds me of the NEDM incident...

And yes, the second you're doing that, you are going to the DEEPEST layer of Hell. XD

  • 09.10.2007 9:14 PM PDT
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Make sure you send the picture to ROFLCat
ROFL CAT

[Edited on 09.10.2007 9:15 PM PDT]

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drug it

  • 09.10.2007 9:23 PM PDT

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if it wont fit on my cat then maybe my lil dog =D
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  • 09.10.2007 9:26 PM PDT
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Funny how you were ONCE respected here Foman. Good way to get a BAN!!!!!

  • 09.10.2007 9:29 PM PDT

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  • 09.10.2007 9:31 PM PDT