- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
OK. You are all going about this wrong. Here is what you do. You use psychology.
Take the helmet off the stand as described. Paint the inside with contact cement and let dry. Bring the cat in the room where you are. Play with the helmet. Look at it, fascinated. Then, set it down on the floor, visor side down. Wait until the cat approaches the helmet. Yell at the cat to stay away. chase it from the room and then leave yourself. Leave the door open just a tiny crack. Go to the kitchen and microwave yourself a burrito. Return to the room, and presto, the cat will have cemented its own head to the inside of the helmet.