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Subject: The Best Way to Get a Legendary Edition Helmet onto Your Cat
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Cats want to be Spartans just like humans do. Just ask your cat and he'll tell you himself. But ask him after you put the helmet on.

  • 09.10.2007 12:13 PM PDT
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MJOLCAT!!! mark VI!
a genetically enhanced cat bred to combat the might of the Covenant!
I can see the trailer now....
"In a world where cats wear MJOLNIR helmets...."

  • 09.10.2007 12:15 PM PDT

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This thread is quite possibly the best one i've ever seen on BNet...

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Posted by: RoundeyeSamurai
To be honest, I think it is stupid to joke about this because it is the internet and there are stupid people here who will try this -blam!-. I am no member of PETA, I have a sense of humour, but this is just not a smart thing to suggest people do... because people will do it.

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Posted by: AnotherBob62
This thread is quite possibly the best one i've ever seen on BNet...


how about all forum history....

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or you could make your cats head square with a hammer

  • 09.10.2007 12:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: AnotherBob62
This thread is quite possibly the best one i've ever seen on BNet...


how about all forum history....


probably Time itself...

[Edited on 09.10.2007 12:26 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 12:26 PM PDT

I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.

If there is a picture showing what the bottom of hte helmet looks like please link it, otherwise there is no need to assume its a square. I personally think its an actual hole that fits around the whole thing.

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nvm

[Edited on 09.10.2007 12:45 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 12:32 PM PDT
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Ya know, one thing that gets me is that so many people are going to parody Halo 2 or something by putting the helmet on a cat....
Master Cat ( MC) would be running around a backyard somewhere in the US saying "I need a weapon"

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: ssjgohan4life
If there is a picture showing what the bottom of hte helmet looks like please link it, otherwise there is no need to assume its a square. I personally think its an actual hole that fits around the whole thing.
People who already have the helmet have confirmed the square hole.

  • 09.10.2007 12:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Son of Sparda
man...I don't want to ruin my Spartan helmet....
otherwise I'd stick it on my neighbor's cat and record a video of him running into trees and stuff...


LOL You love the helmet more than the cat LOL

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you should fashion some MC clothes for the cat also and make it wear them too so that when the helmet finally goes on, its a complete package.

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Posted by: Son of Sparda
man...I don't want to ruin my Spartan helmet....
otherwise I'd stick it on my neighbor's cat and record a video of him running into trees and stuff...


LOL You love the helmet more than the cat LOL

darn right I do
those darn cats always fight around here.....however, the one with the MC helmet might kill the others and put an end to that...hmmm.

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OK. You are all going about this wrong. Here is what you do. You use psychology.

Take the helmet off the stand as described. Paint the inside with contact cement and let dry. Bring the cat in the room where you are. Play with the helmet. Look at it, fascinated. Then, set it down on the floor, visor side down. Wait until the cat approaches the helmet. Yell at the cat to stay away. chase it from the room and then leave yourself. Leave the door open just a tiny crack. Go to the kitchen and microwave yourself a burrito. Return to the room, and presto, the cat will have cemented its own head to the inside of the helmet.

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Posted by: TheKillerPsycho
OK. You are all going about this wrong. Here is what you do. You use psychology.

Take the helmet off the stand as described. Paint the inside with contact cement and let dry. Bring the cat in the room where you are. Play with the helmet. Look at it, fascinated. Then, set it down on the floor, visor side down. Wait until the cat approaches the helmet. Yell at the cat to stay away. chase it from the room and then leave yourself. Leave the door open just a tiny crack. Go to the kitchen and microwave yourself a burrito. Return to the room, and presto, the cat will have cemented its own head to the inside of the helmet.


Win

or you could put bait in the helmet, too...though that might just make a mess...

  • 09.10.2007 12:37 PM PDT

Posted by: ArchXero
I've had my cat for over 13 years now, and I've called it "Family" for the longest time and it just passed away today...

This thread pisses me off. =/


You take it so seriosly dude, my cat just died two weeka ago and it wasn't funny but I still laughed at this cause ITS A JOKE. Go get a life and a sense of humor too.

[Edited on 09.10.2007 12:38 PM PDT]

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maybe he loved his cat.....a lot.....and I mean A LOT....
I've heard of that before....ick

  • 09.10.2007 12:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Son of Sparda
maybe he loved his cat.....a lot.....and I mean A LOT....
I've heard of that before....ick


LMAO

  • 09.10.2007 12:41 PM PDT

Posted by: AHMB
Posted by: ArchXero
I've had my cat for over 13 years now, and I've called it "Family" for the longest time and it just passed away today...

This thread pisses me off. =/


Not to pour salt in the wound or anything, but wouldn't the fact that it is dead make it much easier to get the helmet on? Just a theory.


^^^ EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ^^^

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: TheKillerPsycho
OK. You are all going about this wrong. Here is what you do. You use psychology.

Take the helmet off the stand as described. Paint the inside with contact cement and let dry. Bring the cat in the room where you are. Play with the helmet. Look at it, fascinated. Then, set it down on the floor, visor side down. Wait until the cat approaches the helmet. Yell at the cat to stay away. chase it from the room and then leave yourself. Leave the door open just a tiny crack. Go to the kitchen and microwave yourself a burrito. Return to the room, and presto, the cat will have cemented its own head to the inside of the helmet.
This idea is made of win combined with awesome.

[Edited on 09.10.2007 12:47 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 12:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: DSroyU
or you could make your cats head square with a hammer


ohhhh! A vice!

That actually reminds me of the kittens in bottles you can buy. Well, I know you used to be able to. They'd stuff the cats in bottles when they were little, and their skeleton would develop to the shape of the bottle. They'd leave a little hole for breathing and feeding, and they sealed the butt up and used a cathader for all the waste. It was horrific.

Having said that, a hammer does seem more humane... Good call, DSroyU.



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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: ArchXero
I've had my cat for over 13 years now, and I've called it "Family" for the longest time and it just passed away today...

This thread pisses me off. =/
Aw, you didn't even get a chance to try to get the helmet on its head! Sorry about your loss man, but you should get a kitten -- smaller heads :-)

LOLOLLOLLLOLLLOLOLLOOOLLOLLOLOLLOLLOOLLLOLLOOLLLLLLOOOOLLLLL! !!!!!1!!!1!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!eleven!!!!! !!!!!!

i lol'd

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It's not like it's never been done before... HERE

Plus I would much rather have my cat wearing a helmet than doingTHIS

  • 09.10.2007 12:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: DSroyU
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: ArchXero
I've had my cat for over 13 years now, and I've called it "Family" for the longest time and it just passed away today...

This thread pisses me off. =/
Aw, you didn't even get a chance to try to get the helmet on its head! Sorry about your loss man, but you should get a kitten -- smaller heads :-)

LOLOLLOLLLOLLLOLOLLOOOLLOLLOLOLLOLLOOLLLOLLOOLLLLLLOOOOLLLLL! !!!!!1!!!1!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!eleven!!!!! !!!!!!

i lol'd


Lawls
we could tell!

ugh, those cat in a bottle things are horrible...let's make an agreement! NO Kitty bottles...er...or Kitties in a helmet...that's sick and wrong
Mjolnir helmets on a cat's head....WAY different and so much cooler

  • 09.10.2007 12:51 PM PDT