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Subject: The Best Way to Get a Legendary Edition Helmet onto Your Cat
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Posted by: SoldierMigoo
Are you people from PETA?

What does that stand for? People Eat Tasty Animals?

  • 09.10.2007 12:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Don't worry -- the "bonsai kitties" (cats in a bottle) were an internet hoax -- they were never real, even though people thought they were real to the point that the FBI raided the webmaster's house looking for cats in bottles. But it was just a big joke.

Spartan Helmets on cats, however, are both real, hilarious, and made of awesome!

  • 09.10.2007 12:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Don't worry -- the "bonsai kitties" (cats in a bottle) were an internet hoax -- they were never real, even though people thought they were real to the point that the FBI raided the webmaster's house looking for cats in bottles. But it was just a big joke.

Spartan Helmets on cats, however, are both real, hilarious, and made of awesome!


i agree, although i dont think it will fit on my cats head, so ill just wait for a vid on youtube of somone else doing it.

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Don't worry -- the "bonsai kitties" (cats in a bottle) were an internet hoax -- they were never real, even though people thought they were real to the point that the FBI raided the webmaster's house looking for cats in bottles. But it was just a big joke.

Spartan Helmets on cats, however, are both real, hilarious, and made of awesome!


Good!
Then we've got no problem!

Now we wait the awesomeness to begin!!

  • 09.10.2007 12:57 PM PDT
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thanx
*makes List*
things to by
Kitten
Hammer
Lots of paper towel

  • 09.10.2007 1:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Don't worry -- the "bonsai kitties" (cats in a bottle) were an internet hoax -- they were never real, even though people thought they were real to the point that the FBI raided the webmaster's house looking for cats in bottles. But it was just a big joke.

Spartan Helmets on cats, however, are both real, hilarious, and made of awesome!


And smothered in win-sauce!

  • 09.10.2007 1:03 PM PDT

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hey Foman, that kid whose cat died you were a jerk off to him, that is some messsed up bull-blam!- that you said to him, i hope you to have a loss of the family and then get made fun of, i like hhalo but for gods sake its a helmet that "looks" like the real thing. And besides why would you want to put it on your cat, it probobly wouldnt be able to stand up and several people will end up killing the poor creatures. Why dont you put it on your head and then crack your neck and lie down in the street. Im sure that people will miss you as much as they miss their own cats once they have been killed due to your advocacy.

  • 09.10.2007 1:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
If I were about to die, I would want it to be with a Spartan helmet on my head.


I think that would be an awesome way to die. If I knew I was going down, It'd be nice to have a little head gear for the fall.

Can't wait to see the pics!

  • 09.10.2007 1:08 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
If I were about to die, I would want it to be with a Spartan helmet on my head.
You'd be a hit in the morgue for sure.

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you do know you realy shoudnt do this because there will be people that are going to try this :P

  • 09.10.2007 1:11 PM PDT
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HAY U GUISE! IS DIS A CATURDAY THREAD? :D


I shooped a nice cat pictar for u...


looks liek dis?

  • 09.10.2007 1:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: SoldierMigoo
Are you people from PETA?

What does that stand for? People Eat Tasty Animals?



lol thats great

  • 09.10.2007 1:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Don't worry -- the "bonsai kitties" (cats in a bottle) were an internet hoax -- they were never real, even though people thought they were real to the point that the FBI raided the webmaster's house looking for cats in bottles. But it was just a big joke.

Spartan Helmets on cats, however, are both real, hilarious, and made of awesome!

I'm just waiting for the first news article about someone killing a cat for actually taking this joke seriously. Remember kids, even though Frankie is amazing at his job, you can't take his words as truth.

And even if you got that sucker on a cat's head, no way the poor thing would be able to support its weight. The helmet is too heavy.

  • 09.10.2007 1:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
S3NATOR has brilliantly taken the next philosophical and theoretical step, and advanced mankind once more. For that, I'm forever grateful.

*lollernadoes*

Does anyone remember the "MC Kitty" thread that was floating around here a few months back? For some reason the pics from that thread don't work anymore. We need those pics to help put this into illustration form.

S3N

[Edited on 09.10.2007 1:43 PM PDT]

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Don't worry -- the "bonsai kitties" (cats in a bottle) were an internet hoax -- they were never real, even though people thought they were real to the point that the FBI raided the webmaster's house looking for cats in bottles. But it was just a big joke.

Spartan Helmets on cats, however, are both real, hilarious, and made of awesome!

I'm just waiting for the first news article about someone killing a cat for actually taking this joke seriously. Remember kids, even though Frankie is amazing at his job, you can't take his words as truth.

And even if you got that sucker on a cat's head, no way the poor thing would be able to support its weight. The helmet is too heavy.
Anyone who thinks that a cat will die from having a little plastic helmet on its head has never owned a cat. Those things really do have 9 lives.

Now the question, of course, is whether you could somehow replace the visor with some kind of tinted glass so that the cat could see and walk around. That would add a lot more enjoyability and durability! No more banging into trees!

  • 09.10.2007 1:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Monstamyke
HAY U GUISE! IS DIS A CATURDAY THREAD? :D


I shooped a nice cat pictar for u...


looks liek dis?


Hahaha!! Nice shop, it looks awesome! lol

  • 09.10.2007 1:44 PM PDT
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You know, it's been fun reading this thread, and I think it's just a great and respectable thing what Foman has been trying do do here. It's easy to forget sometimes how important it is to mock cats and find ways to humiliate them for nothing other than personal amusement.

So, thank you Foman. Thankyou for reminding me of the purpose of my cat's life.

Unfortunately though, I do have a nagging problem with all of this. What about small dogs?

Seriously, small dogs are sometimes just as ridiculous as cats and, I think due to their somewhat softer and more predictable natures, we forget that sometimes they need to be put in their place and humiliated too. I'm thinking Yorkshire Terriers here....

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yes.... puppies will work too.

  • 09.10.2007 1:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Anyone who thinks that a cat will die from having a little plastic helmet on its head has never owned a cat. Those things really do have 9 lives.

Now the question, of course, is whether you could somehow replace the visor with some kind of tinted glass so that the cat could see and walk around. That would add a lot more enjoyability and durability! No more banging into trees!

First, the helmet isn't little. It's actually quite large.

Second, I'm not afraid of people who would do this successfully--despite torturing the cat, it would be hilarious. I'm afraid of the people will do a half-assed job and actually hurt an animal. And there probably will be some, at this point.

Oh, and I feel sorry for any cats you own =(

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Chomskyite
You know, it's been fun reading this thread, and I think it's just a great and respectable thing what Foman has been trying do do here. It's easy to forget sometimes how important it is to mock cats and find ways to humiliate them for nothing other than personal amusement.

So, thank you Foman. Thankyou for reminding me of the purpose of my cat's life.

Unfortunately though, I do have a nagging problem with all of this. What about small dogs?

Seriously, small dogs are sometimes just as ridiculous as cats and, I think due to their somewhat softer and more predictable natures, we forget that sometimes they need to be put in their place and humiliated too. I'm thinking Yorkshire Terriers here....
Dogs are great! Yorkies, Shih-tsus, Chihuahuas, Scotties, and Miniature Poodles are all excellent candidates to join the Army of Sparta!

  • 09.10.2007 2:45 PM PDT
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Dog's snouts are too long I think
Cats would work better
But come on, its not gonna kill the cat. Putting a tinted lense would be SO awesome. The cat would actually be able to move around with it!!
Now we need a BR chew toy or something...

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you guys are all nuts... I'm a cat person, have 2 of them and a third is my wife's that i am taking care of for the next year while she is in socal.... I think only scum would use a cat for this....

  • 09.10.2007 2:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mayhem117
you guys are all nuts... I'm a cat person, have 2 of them and a third is my wife's that i am taking care of for the next year while she is in socal.... I think only scum would use a cat for this....


oh quit whining

  • 09.10.2007 2:51 PM PDT

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Be cautious, gentlemen. If a solvent is your preferred course of action here, make 100% sure the helmet's plastic is not also soluable. The last thing you want is a green, liquid goop. That wouldn't look funny on a cat at all!

  • 09.10.2007 2:54 PM PDT
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I was bored so I made this thread a gift for all the laughs it gave me.

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  • 09.10.2007 2:56 PM PDT