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Posted by: Mayhem117
you guys are all nuts... I'm a cat person, have 2 of them and a third is my wife's that i am taking care of for the next year while she is in socal.... I think only scum would use a cat for this....
Yeah, scum! From the bottom of the bucket.........of awsomenimity and kickassery!!!
Posted by: H Town Clown
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Don't worry -- the "bonsai kitties" (cats in a bottle) were an internet hoax -- they were never real, even though people thought they were real to the point that the FBI raided the webmaster's house looking for cats in bottles. But it was just a big joke.
Spartan Helmets on cats, however, are both real, hilarious, and made of awesome!
And smothered in win-sauce!
On a bun of spectacuhilarity!!!
Posted by: Chomskyite
You know, it's been fun reading this thread, and I think it's just a great and respectable thing what Foman has been trying do do here. It's easy to forget sometimes how important it is to mock cats and find ways to humiliate them for nothing other than personal amusement.
So, thank you Foman. Thankyou for reminding me of the purpose of my cat's life.
Unfortunately though, I do have a nagging problem with all of this. What about small dogs?
Seriously, small dogs are sometimes just as ridiculous as cats and, I think due to their somewhat softer and more predictable natures, we forget that sometimes they need to be put in their place and humiliated too. I'm thinking Yorkshire Terriers here....
Yeah, we should get serious. Looks like we've offended a few people. Good thing they haven't seen our Cat thread huh Foman? On a serious note:
Alexander the Great invinted cats because they are freakin awesome, and have warrior spirits. He new that when he made this new creature, not only would it have multiple lives, but it would be immune to embarrasment making for pure hilarity, and great sidekick warriors. That's why Sparta did so well, because King Solomon, liked cats too, and Napoleon knew that if the Spartans had cats in their army, it would have equaled 300x9!!!! Just imagine if the Spartans could have had 300x9 lives...34billionand5hundredthousandquadrillian men would have won the first time, and they all would have come back to life. So, you see, history mandates that we put a Spartan helmet on a cat. It will make Aristotle proud!!!