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Subject: The Best Way to Get a Legendary Edition Helmet onto Your Cat

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Edit also. Kids, don't do drugs!

[Edited on 09.10.2007 4:29 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 4:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zoidberg25
Posted by: Son of Sparda
Hey zoidberg, no insults lobsterboy

please

Its a joke thread and you obviously don't get it.
Sorry. I do get it. I just don't like the thread overall for a few reasons, which I wont go into. Sorry again.

By the way, I'm not usually like this. I've had a bad day. I can usually come home to real Halo 3 discussion. This thread was the straw that broke the camel's back.


granted, I know a bad day. I've had many, and although it shouldn't, it tends to affect our 'tudes in things that are unrelated.
its common. you're human, as far as I know....you could be a cat...which might be why you don't like this thread....but how do you hit the spacebar? without thumbs?
moving on
if you don't like the thread, sorry. But you can always just hit one of the other threads.

  • 09.10.2007 4:16 PM PDT

We're the Flintstones kids, ten million strong and growing...

Glass Galaxies - a theme for bungie.net

Per audacia ad astra. Halo Reach | Destiny

Edit. 15 days to go!

[Edited on 09.10.2007 4:29 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 4:17 PM PDT
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I am Gilver everywhere....except here dammit

no prob

As for being back on topic....
do you think any Bungie guys are reading this and laughing their butts off?

Posted by: Zoidberg25
Posted by: Son of Sparda
granted, I know a bad day. I've had many, and although it shouldn't, it tends to affect our 'tudes in things that are unrelated.
its common. you're human, as far as I know....you could be a cat...which might be why you don't like this thread....but how do you hit the spacebar? without thumbs?
moving on
if you don't like the thread, sorry. But you can always just hit one of the other threads.
Yeah, I usually would avoid threads I don't like. This one hit a wrong note with me, for personal reasons. I'm glad you understand though. We need more people like you. :)


Anyhoo, I think this thread should get back on-topic! So I'll (try) to stop posting here! If anyone has a problem with me/wants to talk to me for any reason, PM me. Ta.

  • 09.10.2007 4:21 PM PDT
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The funny part is when Zoid said he comes here for real halo discussion. In my couple weeks here i've seen everything except real discussions.

  • 09.10.2007 4:22 PM PDT

We're the Flintstones kids, ten million strong and growing...

Glass Galaxies - a theme for bungie.net

Per audacia ad astra. Halo Reach | Destiny

Edit.
[would appreciate it if a ninja could remove my posts in this thread. Thanks!]

[Edited on 09.10.2007 4:30 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 4:23 PM PDT
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Bump
I don't want this to die either
darn it!!!

Someone edit more cat pics!!!

  • 09.10.2007 4:48 PM PDT
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i think i got it right...

  • 09.10.2007 5:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mayhem117
you guys are all nuts... I'm a cat person, have 2 of them and a third is my wife's that i am taking care of for the next year while she is in socal.... I think only scum would use a cat for this....


Yeah, scum! From the bottom of the bucket.........of awsomenimity and kickassery!!!

Posted by: H Town Clown
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Don't worry -- the "bonsai kitties" (cats in a bottle) were an internet hoax -- they were never real, even though people thought they were real to the point that the FBI raided the webmaster's house looking for cats in bottles. But it was just a big joke.

Spartan Helmets on cats, however, are both real, hilarious, and made of awesome!


And smothered in win-sauce!


On a bun of spectacuhilarity!!!

Posted by: Chomskyite
You know, it's been fun reading this thread, and I think it's just a great and respectable thing what Foman has been trying do do here. It's easy to forget sometimes how important it is to mock cats and find ways to humiliate them for nothing other than personal amusement.

So, thank you Foman. Thankyou for reminding me of the purpose of my cat's life.

Unfortunately though, I do have a nagging problem with all of this. What about small dogs?

Seriously, small dogs are sometimes just as ridiculous as cats and, I think due to their somewhat softer and more predictable natures, we forget that sometimes they need to be put in their place and humiliated too. I'm thinking Yorkshire Terriers here....


Yeah, we should get serious. Looks like we've offended a few people. Good thing they haven't seen our Cat thread huh Foman? On a serious note:

Alexander the Great invinted cats because they are freakin awesome, and have warrior spirits. He new that when he made this new creature, not only would it have multiple lives, but it would be immune to embarrasment making for pure hilarity, and great sidekick warriors. That's why Sparta did so well, because King Solomon, liked cats too, and Napoleon knew that if the Spartans had cats in their army, it would have equaled 300x9!!!! Just imagine if the Spartans could have had 300x9 lives...34billionand5hundredthousandquadrillian men would have won the first time, and they all would have come back to life. So, you see, history mandates that we put a Spartan helmet on a cat. It will make Aristotle proud!!!

  • 09.10.2007 5:26 PM PDT
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one word for getting a helmet on a cat, well a couple of words.

Nyquil and Bandaids.

  • 09.10.2007 5:27 PM PDT

its ok im recieving PM's saying that i dont respect life and im a terrorist, over this topic.

  • 09.10.2007 5:29 PM PDT
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uhh. Good luck suffocating your cats...

  • 09.10.2007 5:31 PM PDT

Posted by: Sphincter218
its ok im recieving PM's saying that i dont respect life and im a terrorist, over this topic.


Haha! Thank you soooo much for making this thread! I've haven't seen anything worth reading on here in awhile, but THAT was worth reading. Thank you again sir and I will send you a pic of the helmet on my 1-month old son ASAP!

  • 09.10.2007 5:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sphincter218
its ok im recieving PM's saying that i dont respect life and im a terrorist, over this topic.


They don't understand what the Spartan Cats could do to real terrorists.

Edit: to guy above me who simulposted w/ me: he didn't start the thread. I'm kinda wondering why you personally are getting PMs. For that arguement earlier?

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as of right now, i dispise you with every fiber of my being, this saturday i found my kitten dead in a ditch

  • 09.10.2007 5:35 PM PDT

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Teach a man religion, and he will starve to death praying for a fish.

Slip your cat some rufees. haha

  • 09.10.2007 5:39 PM PDT
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You are an -blam!-.

  • 09.10.2007 5:43 PM PDT

If you're fighting fair, your tactics suck!

Kitty chief!

  • 09.10.2007 5:44 PM PDT

I lost the game.
And so did you!

this is a hella funny thread. i have never laughed this much on the forums

  • 09.10.2007 5:46 PM PDT

Caboose: If I was bitten by one, does that mean I'll turn into one?

Church: Shut up Caboose.

Caboose: BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG....

Church: SHUT..UP..CABOOSE!

I have not laughed so hard in weeks! LOL LOL!

Foman FTW!

  • 09.10.2007 5:47 PM PDT
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I have trouble giving my cat medicine.. I won't be able to send you pictures of that.

  • 09.10.2007 5:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sphincter218
Posted by: ArchXero
Posted by: Sphincter218
Posted by: ArchXero
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: ArchXero
I've had my cat for over 13 years now, and I've called it "Family" for the longest time and it just passed away today...

This thread pisses me off. =/
Aw, you didn't even get a chance to try to get the helmet on its head! Sorry about your loss man, but you should get a kitten -- smaller heads :-)

Let's keep on quoting eachother until every post is such a redonculous size that only one will fit on a page! YAY!

You fail.
... You have NO idea how much that just offended me.

Think of a brother or sister you have, around the age of 13.

Now, imagine them lying dead in the street and realizing you'll never see them again.

Now imagine some guy over the internet telling you "That's too bad, you won't be able to play video games with them anymore! Maybe if you go adopt another one.."

Go to hell.


You are comparing an animal that you KNOW is going to die around age 12-15 to a human being (brother or sister in the case you posted) which is your actual family.

What a terrible comparison. I bet you play as an elite. if you dont you should consider it..


You're an immature piece of trash. Maybe if you ever spent the time to have a connection with something else living other than yourself, you'd understand. They are VERY much comparable. It's not up to YOU to decide on how I feel.

And then you bring in Halo because you must act like an idiot over the internet to get attention apparently.

It's people like YOU that need to stay in school.


Thanks, buddy. i go to Colorado State University so that when i graduate, i can make more money in one year than you will make in your entire life.

Who is immature? you tell me i should stay in school but i am the immature one? You are posting to a gaming internet forum that your cat died and hoping people care. You came into a topic talking about putting a helmet on a cats head, obviously as a joke, saying that the thread pissed you off as if you were forced to open the thread.

How are they very much comparable? your cat lasted 13 years. thats average life for a cat. is average life for a human 13 years? -blam!- NO. Did that cat come from the same mother as you did? i doubt it, but its possible judging by your posts. Did that cat talk to you? probably not but like i said judging by your posts you probably somehow had a conversation with it.

They are not comparable at all and its stupid for you to even compare them.

  • 09.10.2007 5:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Church187
I have not laughed so hard in weeks! LOL LOL!

Foman FTW!

No. We all know the truth...











Foman killed Adjutant Reflex!





Now he's after our feline companions! Lynch him!

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Krimson Relik
Haha! Thank you soooo much for making this thread! I've haven't seen anything worth reading on here in awhile, but THAT was worth reading. Thank you again sir and I will send you a pic of the helmet on my 1-month old son ASAP!
BRILLIANT!!!!

  • 09.10.2007 6:18 PM PDT