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Either everything is a miracle, or nothing is a miracle -Einstien-
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Mad props to Bungie for making an extremely accessible console shooter. It's very amazing and intuitive. That said:

There is one thing that really bothers me like no other; running speed.

You see, I die a lot because although my Spartan has incredible strength and accuracy, he moves slow. Not just slow as in Snipers-have-an-obtuse-advantage, not just slow as in I-can-jump-twice-my-height-but-only-run-5-m-p-h, it’s slow in a way that’s fun. Of course, if by ‘fun’ I mean sex , then yeah, its friggin’ great. But I mean ‘fun’ as in ‘sex in a Mario game’; it’s a whole other despicable thing.

Please, Bungie, for the love of all game balance, fun associated, and good things, increase the running speed of Halo 2!

/end rant

Post Script – Please also collaborate with Rare to bring some Perfect Dark maps to your multiplayer. I and some other gamers I know would nearly give our opposable thumbs to play Complex online. G’day to you.

  • 12.02.2004 8:43 AM PDT