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Subject: Funniest Halo 2 moments (2)
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I started this thread waaay back in the day. Just seeing if we can revive it XD Read through these 25 pages worth of funny moments, or submit your own.

Funniest Halo 2 moments (original post)

  • 09.10.2007 6:52 PM PDT
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yesterday i was playing a clanmatch on midship i was in the bottom of one of the bases. my teammate threw a plasma grenade at someone in there and i shot my shotgun at him(i wasnt even close to him), then his grenade sticks him and it said i got the stick

  • 09.10.2007 7:08 PM PDT
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I was BRing a guy who was coming down from a superjump, he did a double bounce, came down and fell through the map. ( I didnt kill him because I was watching.)

  • 09.10.2007 7:17 PM PDT
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Yesterday I was playing Gulch Wars on Coag. An enemy warthog was coming towards me fast, and my teamate hit it with a rocket from behind. The back part of the hog flew up and the warthog just sailed over my head. It was insane, I thought I was gonna die for sure. It barely missed my head, lol.

[Edited on 09.10.2007 10:55 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2007 10:55 PM PDT

isn't it ironic how the one guy wearing a helmet gets shot in the head?

~crypto~

WORT WORT WORT!?

  • 09.10.2007 11:44 PM PDT
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Funniest I have ever seen was my teammate stick himself. We were on lockout, in the bottom middle area. Threw a stickie and it hit the wall came back and stuck him in the head. Freakin HILARIOUS!

Another time, I jumped down to kill a guy in Team Snipers in Relic, Landed in the middle of all 4, jumpin like crazy and I assassinated them all. Was awesome, but hilarious.....

  • 09.10.2007 11:54 PM PDT
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Yesterday I was playing a game on lockout we were in the bottom room of the BR tower where the needler and plasma grenades are, and it was me and two temates in the room..
An enemy Jumped down through the hole and chaos broke out... in the frenzy to try and kill him I accidently assassinated Both my teamates and then I stuck the guy on the other team...

now the weird part is...

I got:
"You betrayed ------"
"You betrayed -----"
"You stuck ------"
"triple kill!"

(repleace the ---- with the players names)

How the hell did I get a triple kill from betraying? XD


Edit: One of the many Match making glitches maybe?

[Edited on 09.11.2007 7:42 AM PDT]

  • 09.11.2007 7:41 AM PDT
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That "sticking yourself" post reminded me of this one...

Lockout, MM...
A couple of teammates and I were in the lower room of the sniper tower. All was pretty quiet until one teammate comes running in from the ramp with no less than 4 stickies all over his body. We were all scrambling to get out of the vicinity as not to be blown up with him. He was screaming "It burns, it burns"....BOOM!

It was hysterical. My teammates and I could barely finish the game we were laughing so hard.

  • 09.11.2007 7:53 AM PDT

Posted by: FemmeFatale666
That "sticking yourself" post reminded me of this one...

Lockout, MM...
A couple of teammates and I were in the lower room of the sniper tower. All was pretty quiet until one teammate comes running in from the ramp with no less than 4 stickies all over his body. We were all scrambling to get out of the vicinity as not to be blown up with him. He was screaming "It burns, it burns"....BOOM!

It was hysterical. My teammates and I could barely finish the game we were laughing so hard.

I miss you guys. :(

  • 09.11.2007 8:00 AM PDT
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We miss you too, boo boo...

Good times....good times....

  • 09.11.2007 8:13 AM PDT
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Started a game in hardcore, blue guy in front of me and I started shooting. He threw a sticky which I shot at and it levitated in the air and then he ran into it.. I stuck him :D

  • 09.11.2007 8:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: zyberzidd
Started a game in hardcore, blue guy in front of me and I started shooting. He threw a sticky which I shot at and it levitated in the air and then he ran into it.. I stuck him :D


Is that possible? lol.
Yesterday, I was playing BTB and it was Team Duals Xtra on Lockout. There were 3 enemies holed up in the bottom of BR tower, so I tried to throw a sticky grenade into it. At the same time, my teamate jumped in front of me, running towards the room where the enemies were. My grenade stuck to his back, and he ran in and it exploded, lowering the shields of the enemies that were in the room and killing my teamate. I just came in and SMG all 3 of them. It was pretty tight, good strategy, lol.

  • 09.11.2007 11:10 PM PDT
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I was playing a Team Snipers match and my team won, shortly after game over three members on the other team quite so we were blue screened for some time. When we finally came out of blue screen the game started all over again this time with my team being full and one member on the other team....lol I thought this was hilarious.

  • 09.12.2007 6:25 AM PDT
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that reminded me of a time when i just started playing halo2 a few years ago. we where on beaver creek and one of my teammates was on top of red base and another was behind blue base. well some guy was on top of the rock ramp thing in the middle, and the guy at blue base threw a stickie and missed him and hit the guy on red base right in the face! he ran arround screaming "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" chasing ppl before boom! after that happed the guy on the rock ramp threw a stickie at the guy behind blue base and the guy on red base respawned, and got hit again in the back of the head, by the same stickie! OMG that was bad luck for him. no one finished the match or a while because we all where laughing so freakin hard! he got pissed cause everyone ther just started to throw stickies at him no matter what team he was on! good times, good times!

  • 09.12.2007 6:50 AM PDT
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I was playing Team Rifles on Colossus. And I got into a fight with an opponent at the blue top side next to the sniper spawn. As he was strafing to the right, he was about to escape through the hole in the floor. Right at that moment, a blue box of damn gas fell on top of his head, making sure he did reach the conveyor belt! I got the kill!

If laughter could kill people...

  • 09.12.2007 7:57 AM PDT
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I just remembered a game yesterday. It was Team Snipers on Burial Mounds. There was an enemy in the middle (with that tall umm...rock that goes straight up) and his teamate was running up to him from behind. My crosshair was on the first guy's head, but when I pulled the trigger, at the last minute, he moved aside and I got a headshot on his teamate instead. He looked at his teamate's dead body on the ground and I shot him in the back of the head.

  • 09.12.2007 10:46 PM PDT

I was killed by an Elite and when I died, a Grunt threw a plasma grenade on my nads. Why?! Just why?!

  • 09.13.2007 7:54 AM PDT
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in Double Team it was 29-25 on Middy.

The others were camping on top pink tower. so i stuck my friend, and he runs in yelling "FOR MY COUNTRY!!!!" and they shot him once and they got a kill and we did too.

We won 30-26.

  • 09.13.2007 8:00 AM PDT
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1 Flag CTF Fast on Turf. Enemy grabbed the flag, all my teamates are dead. I grab the Sniper Rifle and go down to where they have to score. As 3 of the enemies turn the corner in the farside, I snipe the flag guy, one of his teamates next to him, and the 3rd teamate starts shooting at me with his BR. I get off 2 more quick no-scope shots and one of them hits the other guy right in the face. I got a no scope on him from across the map, and they didn't score It was insane, lol. Game still tied at the end though =/

Game Stats Check out the game viewer and look at the "Backstreet" view.

  • 09.13.2007 11:25 PM PDT

Bumping to purge spoiler threads

  • 09.14.2007 1:20 AM PDT
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Yesterday, me and my 3-man teamdominating against 7 enemies. It was 1 Flag CTF on Headlong, and all our teamates quit out, except for me, my guest, and this one other guy. We still scored on them, even though they had 7 people, and it wasn't that hard either. Then they were on offense but we had that place on lockdown. They got it outside, but we still held them off. Then we were on offense again, we scored AGAIN. That's when they all started quitting, lol.

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These funny moment will be a lot more funny if you could watch a replay. Thank god for saved replays in Halo 3!! Woot!

  • 09.15.2007 5:20 PM PDT
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I swear to God i heard an elite say -blam!- During campaign...


  • 09.15.2007 8:45 PM PDT
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one time i had rockets and it was me and this guy, and right when i shot him he lunged at me with the sword, and we both died, and this is what it said.

"you killed--------"
"you commited suiside"
"Double Kill!"

l0lz, it was wierd

  • 09.15.2007 9:32 PM PDT
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Yesterday in matchmaking, I ran into some guy with a baby crying in the background of his mic.

It's funny for all the wrong reasons, and because it was his kid.

  • 09.15.2007 9:36 PM PDT