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Subject: Funny halo 2 stories/situations

Surrender your skittles...or prepare to die...

Sorry if someone has made this thread before, but anyways.

Talk about something funny that has happened to you in Halo 2, that includes all kinds of multiplayer and singleplayer.
And if you don't have a story, you could just make up a situation that would be hilarious.

Okay, so I'll start off.

I was playing zombie survival on lockout, and all I could find were dual SMGs, so I'm doin okay, but then I see a zombie, and lucky me, I have to reload, so I jump down to this walkway thing, and the zombie follows, and he's in my face before I reload, so I starting slamming my finger on the 'B' button to melee, but I forgot I had boxer controls on, so I get raped in the face.

  • 09.11.2007 2:04 PM PDT

Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
Kevin's post = breath of fresh air.
Take it from this guy people, he knows what he's talking about.

Second accounts are NOT cheating:
http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=13824

My funny story:

I was on Bnet reading this post that some random kid posted about a retarded Zombies game. He was basically saying that he changed his controller layout and was too dumb to remember what buttons to push nd he got killed by another "scrub" (ahem) playing Zombies. Once I read that story, I started laughing so hard at that idiot I was in tears thinking about how bad he must be.


True story.

  • 09.11.2007 2:24 PM PDT

Surrender your skittles...or prepare to die...

I've gotten better burns from the beach.

Anyways, when you are playing a fun game, and something surprises you, you tend to forget certain unimportant details, like the left trigger and B button switched.

I bid you good day.

  • 09.11.2007 2:27 PM PDT

Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
Kevin's post = breath of fresh air.
Take it from this guy people, he knows what he's talking about.

Second accounts are NOT cheating:
http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=13824

I always play for fun and I dont recall ever forgetting what button to push. Maybe thats just because im actually good, lol.

  • 09.11.2007 2:29 PM PDT

Surrender your skittles...or prepare to die...

I SAID GOOD DAY!

  • 09.11.2007 2:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: KEVINBROCK
im actually good


good joke.



Seriously, all these threads have been so pointless all I've been able to do is mess with people...........

  • 09.11.2007 2:35 PM PDT

Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
Kevin's post = breath of fresh air.
Take it from this guy people, he knows what he's talking about.

Second accounts are NOT cheating:
http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=13824

Posted by: Ninja_Blue
I SAID GOOD DAY!



So what? You think by using caps lock while typing ill actually say it back or something? You dont want me to make smartass comments on your topic? Then dont make dumbass topics.

  • 09.11.2007 2:38 PM PDT

Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
Kevin's post = breath of fresh air.
Take it from this guy people, he knows what he's talking about.

Second accounts are NOT cheating:
http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=13824

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Posted by: KEVINBROCK
im actually good


good joke.



Seriously, all these threads have been so pointless all I've been able to do is mess with people...........


Youre still avoiding our 1 vs 1.....why? You scared? Come on and play me...all youll see is the pink haze of death! 250-0.

  • 09.11.2007 2:40 PM PDT
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what?

anyway my hole team quit and it was me vs a bunch of other guys

  • 09.11.2007 3:02 PM PDT

-*sig under construction*-
Achievements are like...

Posted by: KEVINBROCK
Posted by: FKxPandemic
Posted by: KEVINBROCK
im actually good


good joke.



Seriously, all these threads have been so pointless all I've been able to do is mess with people...........


Youre still avoiding our 1 vs 1.....why? You scared? Come on and play me...all youll see is the pink haze of death! 250-0.

I could take you both on blindfolded with all my limbs chopped off.

  • 09.11.2007 3:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: supercommiefu
Posted by: KEVINBROCK
Posted by: FKxPandemic
Posted by: KEVINBROCK
im actually good


good joke.



Seriously, all these threads have been so pointless all I've been able to do is mess with people...........


Youre still avoiding our 1 vs 1.....why? You scared? Come on and play me...all youll see is the pink haze of death! 250-0.

I could take you both on blindfolded with all my limbs chopped off.

can i watch

  • 09.11.2007 3:26 PM PDT

Surrender your skittles...or prepare to die...

Posted by: KEVINBROCK
Posted by: Ninja_Blue
I SAID GOOD DAY!



So what? You think by using caps lock while typing ill actually say it back or something? You dont want me to make smartass comments on your topic? Then dont make dumbass topics.


Making dumbass topics? It's actually called creating discussion. If you have anything better, why don't you go make a topic and stop trolling?

  • 09.11.2007 3:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: KEVINBROCK
My funny story:

I was on Bnet reading this post that some random kid posted about a retarded Zombies game. He was basically saying that he changed his controller layout and was too dumb to remember what buttons to push nd he got killed by another "scrub" (ahem) playing Zombies. Once I read that story, I started laughing so hard at that idiot I was in tears thinking about how bad he must be.


True story.


Alright, So your saying if you changed you button layout lets say from boxer to green thumb, your not gonna hit the "B" button to Grenade once or more? And besides just to settle over a post on the forums you are gonna say something like this, "Me and you one v one, we'll see who is right after all!". Now I bet by the time you read this your gonna reply and tell me your gonna own me, oh and don't forget the flaming.

  • 09.11.2007 3:43 PM PDT
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Before the reset I standbyed the final boss crew 2 games in a row on hardcore. lol

  • 09.11.2007 3:45 PM PDT
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i was in a group called noob juggernot (i was kinda new lvl 14) ok and some how u could not be killed but u could and when the person that was trying to kill me walked into a room he disapirred and there was just a friendly targert standeing there that could not die

WTF?

is was my funny story lol

  • 09.11.2007 4:14 PM PDT
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Kevin, everything you've posted here falls under the "unwarranted flame" category. The OP didn't seek to offend you or anyone else, he was making a thread that you have the option to replying to or not replying to. Of course, you take the THIRD option - replying, but doing so in a very immature and hostile manner, one that doesn't even pertain to the topic of the thread. Don't be a dick.

And I'm aware of what awaits me now that I have insulted you - you calling me a "random", a "noob", hell, who knows, you might even buck the trend and come up with something creative. Then I will receive a 1v1 offer and more insults. I don't give a crap. Stop treating everyone on these forums like they're your little -blam!-. Its funny when you do it to people who have it coming to them, but this is just ridiculous.

  • 09.11.2007 4:16 PM PDT

Surrender your skittles...or prepare to die...

Well put.

  • 09.11.2007 4:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: KEVINBROCK
My funny story:

I was on Bnet reading this post that some random kid posted about a retarded Zombies game. He was basically saying that he changed his controller layout and was too dumb to remember what buttons to push nd he got killed by another "scrub" (ahem) playing Zombies. Once I read that story, I started laughing so hard at that idiot I was in tears thinking about how bad he must be.


True story.

It woulda been all right if you'da taken out all the condescending crap like, random kid, retarded, dumb, idiot, bad. Although i'm nada big fan of.. custom games myself.

Wow, who does this guy think he iz, the Halo meister. Pff, omg wanna them guys who puts god in their gt..

One time in rumble swat in rumble trainin i was playin against this guy with hunp in his gt. then i owned em and was up by ten pnts with 1 to go and kept sayin you got humped , then reabaggin em, then sayin, humpage has occurred, then rubbin it in when i was whoopin em so bad. then i ended up just lettin him come back and beat me anyway cuz i didn't really give. it was hilarious, good times.

[Edited on 09.13.2007 12:25 AM PDT]

  • 09.13.2007 12:17 AM PDT
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well, on campaign legendary (I STILL can't get past cairo station!) I was at the MAC port, I was taking out the grunts on turrets when one of them said and I quote "I'm going to make a snack wrap out of you!!!" so I blow him away with dual plasma rifles and I sneak up on the ultra class elite, assasinate him, continue fending them off, and then the large group of elites arrive I can pracitcally hear taps so I rush be hind cover, when I hear the elite sticky scream I turn just in time to see a grunt throwing a sticky grenade on the elite with a sword! When he blows up all the sticky grenades he had actually activated his grenades! And they stuck all the other elites! so I use the moment and blast up the elit that didn't get stuck and started my punch-dodge combo on him when the same grunt came up and stickied him! he shouted his scream and blew up. Unforunately I went up with him :(((((((

  • 09.13.2007 5:05 AM PDT

You probably cant get past Cairo station because you are using Dual Plasma Rifles.

  • 09.13.2007 5:35 AM PDT