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Subject: Strange things to do in public places:
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#?? Tackle the security guards and yell olayolayolyolay!!!!!!! Sorry how stupid this is.

  • 12.02.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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I got kicked out of Walmart once, I wore a Helmet, and rode a tricycle and jousted my freind with noodles. (before it happened on TV !!! They stole it from me.)

Or ask people if they have Aids, and if they say no scream at them and call them std
things.

[Edited on 12/2/2004 6:17:15 PM]

  • 12.02.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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Tell some random person that you've lost your social security number and beg them to lend you theirs.

Or run out into a big crowd and scream, "don't look at me! I'm naked!" and if someone looks (very unlikely that they wouldn't), start yelling obscenities at them.

Either of these would most likely get you arrested, but both would be highly ammusing.

  • 12.02.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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Go around asking ladies if they have a feminine hygiene product they wouldn't mind giving you (It's that time of the month and you ran out).

[Edited on 12/2/2004 7:29:34 PM]

  • 12.02.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twinkie
Pull down your pants in the middle of the street and start taking a -blam!-.

Wow, I don't know why I can't stop laughing at that.

  • 12.02.2004 6:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
Go around asking ladies if they have a -blam!- they wouldn't mind giving you (It's that time of the month and you ran out).


And you know what would be hilarious? If ObbiQuiet was a guy!


Actually no it wouldn't...PMS jokes are, like, soo TOTALLY last month! Uh like DUH! (BarbadosBill suddenly realizes his dumb cheerleader impression is, like, so TOTALLY last year!)

  • 12.02.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: BarbadosBill
Posted by: Ajentkay
Go around asking ladies if they have a -blam!- they wouldn't mind giving you (It's that time of the month and you ran out).


And you know what would be hilarious? If ObbiQuiet was a guy!


Actually no it wouldn't...PMS jokes are, like, soo TOTALLY last month! Uh like DUH! (BarbadosBill suddenly realizes his dumb cheerleader impression is, like, so TOTALLY last year!)


I guess it's hilarious then...

  • 12.02.2004 7:16 PM PDT
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Walk around with a hotdog hanging out of your pants. If someone stares, take it out and start sucking on it.

  • 12.02.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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Wow, that’s a weird word to be blocked... I didn’t know they did that. It's a feminine hygiene product. Goodness gracious! No not maxis, the other kind.

  • 12.02.2004 7:28 PM PDT
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My friend randomly takes his pants down in public places (E.X. School, Mall, Movies)
and yell "<Insert popular persons name here>"
up in denton, TX theirs a trailer park called linkin park. "Look! it's linkin park!" <Intire bus load of people shift to the right side> <I get pounded on>

  • 12.02.2004 7:33 PM PDT
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I find the topic odd...very, very odd.

  • 12.02.2004 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: CabooseMoose7103
Place signs that say "Out of Order" or something of that sort in random parking spaces and see what people do.


THAT is a good idea.

  • 12.02.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Obbi, you should know better than to ask people for these kinds of things.

Especially here.

Go into a random store, sit in the entrance, take off your socks and put them on your hands (make sure someones looking while you do this), and start making a conversation between "Mrs. Blunderbee" and "Mr. Hinkles".

Hilarity ensues.

EDIT: Actually you just get asked to leave.

[Edited on 12/2/2004 7:47:11 PM]

  • 12.02.2004 7:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: A7X4EVER
Walk around with a hotdog hanging out of your pants. If someone stares, take it out and start sucking on it.


That's disgusting.

[Edited on 12/2/2004 8:01:26 PM]

  • 12.02.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: CabooseMoose7103
Place signs that say "Out of Order" or something of that sort in random parking spaces and see what people do.


THAT is a good idea.


The first thing that came to mind to put one on would be a rack of thongs. Then mabey a shelve of towels and then on either a shelve of soap/dioderant(sp) or one of advil and stuff.

  • 12.02.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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That's just dumb! Why would you go bothering other poeple? What sick pleasure do you get out of anoying people just trying to get something done!?!

  • 12.02.2004 9:11 PM PDT
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Just sit down in a chair and try to guess people's names as they walk by. It annoys the crap outta everyone, and you get some great reactions.

Or, just watch an episode of Trigger Happy TV and rip something off of that, like dressing up in a Bunny Costume and doing a "Mafia Hit" with a plastic baseball bat on someone in a Turtle costume.

  • 12.02.2004 9:14 PM PDT
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Actually, if the store has an elevator, stand in the middle of the elevator, facing the wall opposite the door, and do not move for 20 minutes.

Security, will come.

  • 12.02.2004 11:15 PM PDT
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Play the -blam!- game (where you yell -blam!- then your friend yells it louder, etc)
Act like your having a ceizure by "eating" alka celtzers and spinning around, screaming. Run through a parking lot screaming "They found me!!! They're gonna get me!! Oh God, please save me!!!!"
Go around taking pointless surveys like "how many movies do you watch a week?"
Talk with a serious speech impediment or Lisp.
Ask random questions when in the check out line about products you are buying like "Can this spoil? Was it approved by the Health Department? Does it have any side effects?

[Edited on 12/3/2004 5:55:49 AM]

  • 12.03.2004 5:52 AM PDT
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when in a car with the window down yell out random things like im on crack or f+ck also when your walking you can give people "the creepy man hug" which is when you walk up to a dude usually and grap the sides of thier hips and pull them to you while rubbing the bottom of your chin on thier neck and <wisper our balls are touching> its really bad when someone does it to you you feel so abused but when you do it to someone else its so funny

  • 12.03.2004 5:53 AM PDT
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Just stand in the middle of a door to a shop. Dont move and dont say anything. PLace your self in the most obstructing place possible.

Lie down on the pavement on a busy street.

Hop around a shopping centre. or do cartwheels etc.

Wear pajamas and wander around somewhere busy.

Ask people for directions to places that are blatently obvious, like a post office when you are just outside one. Or randomly give poeple unsolicited helpful (or not so helpful) directions, advice etc.

  • 12.03.2004 5:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: A7X4EVER
Walk around with a hotdog hanging out of your pants. If someone stares, take it out and start sucking on it.


That's disgusting.


ur right.

rather than take it out, act like u only just noticed and 'put it away'

  • 12.03.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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LOL oh -blam!- what crack up, man..i'm gonna try that..LOL

  • 12.03.2004 2:01 PM PDT
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wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

i got this one from dane cook.
you go into a fastfood place, go up to the guy and ask for something that isnt on the menu. point at the menu for extra confusion.
p.s. this is extremely fun

  • 12.03.2004 2:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: CabooseMoose7103
Place signs that say "Out of Order" or something of that sort in random parking spaces and see what people do.


THAT is a good idea.

You didn't like my lucky charms idea? That hurts Obbi. I thought you were my...aquaintance...

  • 12.03.2004 2:03 PM PDT

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