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Subject: how do you become a moderator
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how do you get selected by bungie to become a forum ninja?

  • 12.03.2004 9:23 AM PDT
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Or, put simply, you don't.

In fact, it's doubtful that there ever will be any more moderators selected by Bungie.

But, you should just act maturely, adhere to all the rules, the Terms of Use, and the Code of Conduct, and then if you've proven yourself and the need arises, you shall be selected by Bungie.

  • 12.03.2004 9:37 AM PDT
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fair enough

  • 12.03.2004 9:39 AM PDT
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To Whom It May Concern,

You'd have to kill someone...using only, a baby Harbor seal. One of the 7 baby Harbor seals of Doom, the prefered weapon of the Bungie Forum Mods.

Thank you for your time today.

CPL McArthur
Fox Company

  • 12.03.2004 9:47 AM PDT

Same thing actually, except instead of a Doctor, it's Achronos. And the training/experiments are much more painful.
And at the end of it all, all you get is a t-shirt, a toolbar and a fairly shocking picture of Frankie. And a lesson bat, of course.

  • 12.05.2004 6:58 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I can see it now...

"I was Kidnapped, subjected to intense and extremly painful Forum Ninjafication training and all I got was this stupid Tee Shirt"

  • 12.05.2004 7:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: VII Toast
Posted by: highland brute
how do you get selected by bungie to become a forum ninja?


For one thing, you don't ask this question.


... and also, doesn't it involve tying kittens to your hands?

  • 12.05.2004 6:12 PM PDT

Posted by: goweb
Same thing actually, except instead of a Doctor, it's Achronos. And the training/experiments are much more painful.
And at the end of it all, all you get is a t-shirt, a toolbar and a fairly shocking picture of Frankie. And a lesson bat, of course.


Oh, oh, and some stickers, too!


Yeah, yeah, respect of the community and all that. But really, what's it worth? You people are scum to us.*

- Reiginko

*If you manage to take that as a personal insult, not only are you pathologically humourless, you probably are scum anyway.

[Edited on 12/5/2004 8:32:14 PM]

  • 12.05.2004 8:30 PM PDT
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I'm scum?

...

Woohoo! A promotion!

  • 12.05.2004 9:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: goweb
Same thing actually, except instead of a Doctor, it's Achronos. And the training/experiments are much more painful.
And at the end of it all, all you get is a t-shirt, a toolbar and a fairly shocking picture of Frankie. And a lesson bat, of course.

Yeah, yeah, respect of the community and all that. But really, what's it worth? You people are scum to us.*


Match Of The Day -- My foot and your face. ;)

  • 12.05.2004 10:58 PM PDT

Match Of The Day -- My foot and your face. ;)

If it's a beauty contest, I've lost already.

- Reiginko

  • 12.05.2004 11:25 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Tanikaze
I'm scum?

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Woohoo! A promotion!

Your not that bad. I'll upgrade you to stupid.

  • 12.06.2004 12:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Tanikaze
I'm scum?

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Woohoo! A promotion!


Yea.

  • 12.06.2004 12:18 AM PDT
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Alright, I'm stupid! I ought to have some sort of party. It'll be like a bar mitsvah.

  • 12.06.2004 12:27 AM PDT
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In that case, you better change from stupid to schmuck! :-P

  • 12.06.2004 4:09 AM PDT

Only Becausae I'm Awesome

Forum Tutorials --- WATCH THEM AND LEARN

Man, your just flying through those ranks Tanikaze.

It took me a year and a half to get where I am...

Wait... Where am I?

  • 12.06.2004 4:15 AM PDT

Add the email above to your MSN to contact me with emergencies on the forum.

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Somewhere between paramecium and scum.

  • 12.06.2004 4:49 AM PDT
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pay achronos a large amount of money.

  • 12.06.2004 7:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Reiginko
Yeah, yeah, respect of the community and all that. But really, what's it worth? You people are scum to us.*

- Reiginko

*If you manage to take that as a personal insult, not only are you pathologically humourless, you probably are scum anyway.


You sound like my mum.

  • 12.06.2004 7:09 AM PDT

Add the email above to your MSN to contact me with emergencies on the forum.

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Marathon, Myth, and MORE (Under construction)

NO U! A Webcomic.
Mob Of Angry Peasants Chat

I heard that to become a moderator you had to endure a twisted and arduous process involving stosh's mum, goats, and a shaven weasel.

I could be mistaken though.

  • 12.06.2004 7:56 AM PDT

"FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION: Ensure brain is engaged before putting keyboard into gear."
Need a ninja?
Got a cheater? [email]h2cheats@microsoft.com[/email]
Forum Rules.
FAQ.
I'm certifiable.

Posted by: GameJunkieJim
I heard that to become a moderator you had to endure a twisted and arduous process involving stosh's mum, goats, and a shaven weasel.

Oh, I'd heard that it was far worse than that.

First, you had to make your way to Mount Doom, upon whose lip is perched the Bungie Citadel. Then you had to make it past the gate and navigate your way through the narrow, dark corridors, all the while fearing discovery by the guards. Then you had to dodge the Webmaster's drink-sodden embraces before entering the sanctum sanctorum at the dank heart of the Bungie Citadel, whereupon you found the Jar of Ling-ling.

Then you had to quaff of the waters of Ling-ling and endure the resulting vision quest. The only way to survive and escape is to outwit the Soul who invariably visits those whose wits have departed from the mortal plane.

Once you've regained consciousness, you will find that the security guard dragging you out has left a slip of paper in your shirt pocket with the Bungie Sekret Kode that grants upon you Forum Ninja powers. (Unless, of course, he's found that the Webmaster has had his drunken way with your temporarily-abandoned body... in which case he'll have simply called the cops and have them put you in jail.)

As you can see, there's a reason we have so few moderators here.

-- Steve would never be able to endure a quest that's so perilous.

  • 12.06.2004 10:33 AM PDT

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