- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I've noticed guys stick their 'willies' in some strange stuff.
1. There was a guy who got his wang stuck in the outtake valve in a public pool. I bet that was embarrassing. "Hey, baby. Why don't you call me? Wait, can you call 911 first? My wang is stuck in this out take valve.... wait! No! Don't leave! Aww. I'm thirsty."
2. There was another guy who got his wang stuck in the knot of a tree. I guess he wanted to get some orange juice the hard way.
3. A guy got caught by his wife having sex with a chicken. He killed himself the next day. "I swear honey, I was just trying to pick it up!... without... any... pants on."
Conclusion: Why do us guys continually stick our willy in odd things? I don't get it!