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Subject: Men: We're Whacked.
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I've noticed guys stick their 'willies' in some strange stuff.

1. There was a guy who got his wang stuck in the outtake valve in a public pool. I bet that was embarrassing. "Hey, baby. Why don't you call me? Wait, can you call 911 first? My wang is stuck in this out take valve.... wait! No! Don't leave! Aww. I'm thirsty."

2. There was another guy who got his wang stuck in the knot of a tree. I guess he wanted to get some orange juice the hard way.

3. A guy got caught by his wife having sex with a chicken. He killed himself the next day. "I swear honey, I was just trying to pick it up!... without... any... pants on."

Conclusion: Why do us guys continually stick our willy in odd things? I don't get it!

  • 06.03.2004 2:23 PM PDT
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I know someone out there has an opinion.

  • 06.03.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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Yes, but we're busy now.

  • 06.03.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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cause its fun... my 6th grade science teacher got his stuck to the "speed bumps ahead" sign outside our school. it was winter and...well you know how it goes.

  • 06.03.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: NightPotato
cause its fun... my 6th grade science teacher got his stuck to the "speed bumps ahead" sign outside our school. it was winter and...well you know how it goes.


Ouch.

  • 06.03.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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Hahahaha! That sucks. Anyone else have any amusing 'willy stuck in random crap' stories?

  • 06.03.2004 2:31 PM PDT
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Vacuum cleaners!

  • 06.03.2004 2:32 PM PDT
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ive got a ton! somebody *cough* not me *cough* got his stuck in the center of a CD.

  • 06.03.2004 2:33 PM PDT
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Real smart, un-named starchy vegetable!

  • 06.03.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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in the hole of a cd... is that even possible?

  • 06.03.2004 2:35 PM PDT
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Let's not go into that....

  • 06.03.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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lol.... yeah me and my school are so strange. if we wernt how would i have all theese stories? my fat freind, used his as a donut holder type rack.... i had the displeasure of witnessing it. yes i am scarred for life.

edit: thats why i said STUCK.. not IN but STUCK

[Edited on 6/3/2004 2:38:02 PM]

  • 06.03.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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this thread is funny as -blam!-, but its gonna get blocked

  • 06.03.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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yep... copy paste.

  • 06.03.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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Blocked or locked?....or socked?

  • 06.03.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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or cugzskcsnoked?
by da way... am i the only one with _____ in random stuff stories?

  • 06.03.2004 2:41 PM PDT
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Heh. Maybe even the Mods can contribute a funny story! Surely something willy related happens at Bungie Studios. Young guys... late nights....few girls... something hilarious has to happen!

  • 06.03.2004 2:42 PM PDT