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Subject: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

  • 12.04.2004 5:42 AM PDT
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For all these tasks, it takes 1 member.Me!
btw. You typed up all that for nothing.

[Edited on 12/4/2004 6:21:51 AM]

  • 12.04.2004 5:58 AM PDT
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It would not take that many members.BTW,I copyed,and pasted that.

[Edited on 12/4/2004 6:06:02 AM]

  • 12.04.2004 6:05 AM PDT

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't you mean idiots, not forum members?

Wait...

  • 12.04.2004 6:16 AM PDT
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Haha. I knew you wouldn't spend time typing that much up for nothing!

  • 12.04.2004 6:21 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Hmmm..... I'll be back in six months...

  • 12.04.2004 7:55 AM PDT
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Brilliant, I loved it.

  • 12.04.2004 8:04 AM PDT
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That's from a 117 strip. Give credit you moron.

  • 12.04.2004 8:07 AM PDT
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yeah, i have the sudden urge to go to New Mombasa and revive a "HALO 2 COMES OUT AUGUST 26TH" thread.

Could be fun.

  • 12.04.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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actually,I got it from Annoyances.org

  • 12.04.2004 8:18 AM PDT

Add the email above to your MSN to contact me with emergencies on the forum.

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That was hilarious, but jokes go into a different forum.

  • 12.04.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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too many

  • 12.04.2004 9:23 AM PDT
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Hey, forum members don't need light bulbs. They get all the light they need from their computer screens and the radioactive waste building up in their armpits and trousers.

  • 12.04.2004 11:14 AM PDT