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Subject: Ugly Webmaster Letters

Everyone's favorite Man in Gorilla Suit Wearing Cowboy Hat dishes out "advice" and bile in equal measure.

  • 06.03.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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SCORE!

I was waiting FOREVER for those to be updated. Pure hilario.

  • 06.03.2004 5:57 PM PDT
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*sheds an emo tear*

My love letter never made it.

  • 06.03.2004 6:01 PM PDT

Ahh, my favourite man in a gorilla suit.

  • 06.03.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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I'm sure the monkey suit boy hung my love letter next to his bed, and he stares longingly into it every night.

  • 06.03.2004 6:06 PM PDT
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If you look very carefully, you will see that Janet Jackson's ladybump is obscured by a Bungie sticker during the superbowl wardrobe malfunction.
[color=crimson]*steals ObbiQuiet's phrase* That made me cry an emo tear. ;][/color]

  • 06.03.2004 6:17 PM PDT
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The above letter demonstrates perfectly why email should be a privilege and not a right. Stephen's stream of pseudo-consciousness appears to have meandered into my mailbox like errant hobo-urine. There's no response to any of these questions, since they're basically the brain's equivalent of a violent bowel-evacuation, but I would like to point out that this letter is far from a freak. As a matter of fact it's tragically typical.

HAHAHAHAHA

Yeah.

  • 06.03.2004 6:24 PM PDT
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I feel warm and tinglely inside.

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Posted by: Terminus
I feel warm and tinglely inside.


Bad Frankie. *swats Frankie's hand*

  • 06.03.2004 6:26 PM PDT
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Die!!!! * Reachs for gun and accidently pulls out a bouquet of flowers*

  • 06.03.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Terminus
Die!!!! * Reachs for gun and accidently pulls out a bouquet of flowers*


*yawn*

  • 06.03.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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Stephen's stream of pseudo-consciousness appears to have meandered into my mailbox like errant hobo-urine.

i think thats the best descriptive i have ever read.

  • 06.03.2004 10:34 PM PDT
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Yup The webmaster letters. Always a good read.

  • 06.04.2004 9:59 AM PDT
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Im so happy my pointless e-mail that i wrote a month or so ago made it to the webmaster

  • 06.04.2004 12:28 PM PDT
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Cmon guys. a dude in a gorilla suit that needs anger management its much more sadder than cool

  • 06.04.2004 2:33 PM PDT
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seriously tha links even called Man In A Guerilla Suit Wearing A Hat

  • 06.04.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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Sorry, A Guerilla In a Suit Wearing A Cowboy Hat

  • 06.04.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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And Obbi's servin sarcastic sandwichs constantly, so, there is really no point in stayn in this part of tha forum

  • 06.04.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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Dude, there is an edit button. Use it. Yeah anyway, those messages are pure genius.

  • 06.04.2004 2:44 PM PDT
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sure they are

  • 06.04.2004 2:45 PM PDT
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anyways, its just a bungie employee with a foul mouth(sort of like me) mouthn off to public

  • 06.04.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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Does anyone know Frankies real age, one guy was making fun of him caling him a 35 year old loser. anyone know his real age.

  • 06.04.2004 5:52 PM PDT
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He's probably 35, but it doesn't matter; he's still a loser.

  • 06.05.2004 12:11 PM PDT
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8-O Obbi, I think you've hurt Frankie's feelings.

  • 06.06.2004 1:11 AM PDT
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One would almost feel sorry for the guy...

  • 06.14.2004 7:22 AM PDT

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