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What's the funniest thing you ever heard someone you know personally say?

Technically I wasn't there to witness it. But several years ago in 6th grade my sister's teacher was teaching division and the concept of "Carrying the Pig over the hill". Then my sister just yells out at random "Throw the Piggy over the hill!!"

  • 06.03.2004 9:41 PM PDT
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there was this one time at a school lan party when i decided to get my english teacher involved boy was that a mistake she cusses like a drunken sailor when here boss isnt around and she kept calling people on the other team bastards

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  • 06.03.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: markhamx2
there was this one time at a school lan party when i decided to get my english teacher involved boy was that a mistake she cusses like a drunken sailor when here boss isnt around and she kept calling people on the other team bastards

refer here for more "Comical Halo Quotes"

edit- sorry, if the link doesnt work just click the link in my sig then go to the databases section and look for the Comical Halo Quotes database

Halo lan parties? Cussing teachers? Dude your school rules. You should bow down and thank God, or Buddha, or whoever that you have a school that cool. What school is it?

  • 06.03.2004 9:53 PM PDT
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Linn High School right in the heart of misouri. i am the president of the video game club (which should actually be called the halo club cause thats all we play) and we get together once a week for a lan party. it was small this year but next year im trying to plan fundraisers and field trips

if you do visit my chapter be sure and check out the gathering log database cause so far ive kept a recoerd of all our lan parties and get togethers so far

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  • 06.03.2004 9:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: markhamx2
there was this one time at a school lan party when i decided to get my english teacher involved boy was that a mistake she cusses like a drunken sailor when here boss isnt around and she kept calling people on the other team bastards

refer here for more "Comical Halo Quotes"

edit- sorry, if the link doesnt work just click the link in my sig then go to the databases section and look for the Comical Halo Quotes database


[color=crimson]Ile fix your link for you. View it here.[/color]

  • 06.03.2004 10:03 PM PDT
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Subject: Funniest thing you ever heard someone say (in real life)

o thats an easy one....Bill.....(u had to have been there)

  • 06.03.2004 11:54 PM PDT
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After our school bus driver runs a red light...


I like this bus driver. She takes risks.

  • 06.04.2004 12:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Mine would have to be when my cousin asked me how to spell crazy,yeah your right she dident finish school....shes 19!

that's nothing dude. i remember waaaaaaaaaaay back when in the 8th grade this kid asked me how to spell "leg." my hope for humanity took a massive blow that day. you could say it was a turning point in my life.

  • 06.04.2004 7:47 AM PDT
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I was complaining about my look sensitivity on Halo and I said "aaggghhh damnit! I look like and idiot" the people I was playing with still qoute me on it today

  • 06.04.2004 8:29 AM PDT

*I sense a disturbance in the forum*
Jaws on Zanzibar?
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my myspace
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purchase a leaf blower at any Sears store
After kim saying pc gamers are more mature:
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we r?

I was in keyboarding class in HS, and my friend Mike asked, "What does chronological mean? Doesn't it mean the order of the colors?" I was LMFAO! Chromo means colors, not chrono! The whole class laughed for 3 minutes straight. It was f*@#*@) hilarious!

  • 06.04.2004 10:45 AM PDT
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Group lunchtime conversation, large software company, c. 1999:

(Evangelical Christian, self-righteous young colleague): "Why, when renewing my concealed-carry license at King County Courthouse the other week, I had to walk right past the window for registered sex offenders! How degrading! (Puffs up with zeal).

(Yours truly responds, in a foot-in-mouth moment): "Geez, pal, great you could kill two birds with one stone!"

...

He didn't like that very much.

  • 06.04.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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You're all wrong! Office Space. "Peter, we understand that you've been missing alot of work, latley." Heh. "Well, Bobs, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it." Hahahaha! What a funny movie.

  • 06.04.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: markhamx2
i am the president of the video game club (which should actually be called the halo club cause thats all we play) and we get together once a week for a lan party.

Wow, High School sure has changed in the last 8 years....

Once, My sister-in-law, my wife and I were driving around, my wife made the mistake of saying "im not a very good driver" after years of trying to convince us she is a better driver than either of us. I know this is not funny to you, but it was the funniest thing for us to hear come from her mouth. You had to be there.... Suprising this is right on-topic.

  • 06.04.2004 1:30 PM PDT
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The little people crawled up your mothers ______ and died.
They were just looking for a warm place to stay
They didnt think of the consequences

Yea, when tired, everything is funny

  • 06.04.2004 4:30 PM PDT