- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Group lunchtime conversation, large software company, c. 1999:
(Evangelical Christian, self-righteous young colleague): "Why, when renewing my concealed-carry license at King County Courthouse the other week, I had to walk right past the window for registered sex offenders! How degrading! (Puffs up with zeal).
(Yours truly responds, in a foot-in-mouth moment): "Geez, pal, great you could kill two birds with one stone!"
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He didn't like that very much.