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If you give a monkey a knife, could it really attack someone with it? Because I'm thinking about giving all my old eating utensils to monkeys so they can learn how to kil..I mean eat proper.

  • 06.03.2004 10:19 PM PDT
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Oh, maybe I shouldn't give them some old M16s I found either.

Or should I.....

  • 06.03.2004 10:25 PM PDT
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I figured out an equation:

Me+army of monkey snipers= World domination for me. And lots of bananas for the monkeys.

  • 06.03.2004 10:30 PM PDT
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dude it's all about cyborg lamas!

lamas whith laser cannons and spoons!!!

  • 06.03.2004 10:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: agent404
If you give a monkey a knife, could it really attack someone with it? Because I'm thinking about giving all my old eating utensils to monkeys so they can learn how to kil..I mean eat proper.


I guess this is a proper thread for the flood.....

Monkeys + Knives = .........

lets just say, did you ever seen a certain charlton heston movie. re-created recently with marky mark walberg... yeah, about that.

  • 06.03.2004 10:56 PM PDT

-S

This is as serious a question as the Webmaster is sober at any given time.

  • 06.03.2004 10:58 PM PDT
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Post snipped by moderator.

My patience for you is growing thin. Keep this up and you'll be banned. Last warning.


[Edited on 6/3/2004 11:07:44 PM by Shishka]

  • 06.03.2004 11:05 PM PDT
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Flaming scourge upon our forums? Lol.

  • 06.03.2004 11:29 PM PDT
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man, where are those damn flaming ninjas when u need them most...hmmmm....

  • 06.03.2004 11:38 PM PDT
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Lol. I was comparing a flame-fest with a biblical-style plague. Anewdisease666 was driving the moderator nuts with the provocative posts.
Edit: For the most part, our nanny's been on the ball with the snipping. I think Shiska's checking every forum as soon as it says the last post is by disease... From what little I managed to see before it was deleted, it looks like disease was trying to push as many buttons as he could. I think it's fun to do in person, but I don't like it here. I find thoughtful speculation more interesting than that flame stuff, and I think it's cowardly to tease people here when we can all go do it in real life.


[Edited on 6/3/2004 11:55:02 PM]

  • 06.03.2004 11:49 PM PDT
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Monkeys suck. I will crush your army of cyborg monkeys with my army of GUERILLA KOALA BEARS WITH AK-47S!

  • 06.04.2004 6:19 AM PDT
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not again....

  • 06.04.2004 7:16 AM PDT
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I think that maybe its about time that we started a Revolution.

  • 06.04.2004 7:20 AM PDT
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They'll still just throw poo at each other.

  • 06.04.2004 7:23 AM PDT