- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
--A cheap bar somewhere in Mexico--
Sam Fisher: So, Gordon, I hear you're one of those 'run-and-gun' types, eh? No shadows for you? Can't even handle the military goth girls in Black Mesa?
Gordon: ...
Master Chief: Don't talk to him, Sam, he's being a dick. He never says anything.
Gordon: ....
Sam Fisher: I knew he was a little weak scientist the moment I saw those nerd glasses!
*Gordon bludgeons Sam to death with a crowbar*
Master Chief: What the -blam!- did you do that for? I know he was being an ass, but... damn!
Gordon: ...
Master Chief: You know I was taking stealth lessons from him! I heard from Bungie that in Halo 2 I have to sneak around a lot more.
Gordon: Sneaking is for -blam!-.
Master Chief: Ohmigod! He talked!
Serious Sam: No, that was me.
Master Chief: Oh.
*Gordon smacks the Chief's helmet with his crowbar and grins*
Master Chief: Hey! You took 1/45th of my shield bar off you ass! Don't do it again, I'm warning you.
*Gordon smacks the Chief 4 more times and runs away*
*The MC takes out his plasma rifle and starts firing, but Gordon jumps behind one of his famous indestructible metal crates*
*Gordon takes out his assault rifle and hits the MC with a grenade, but is shot in the face with plasma and loses 1/4th of his HEV power*
*They fight, shooting each other with every weapon from their games until both are about to die - a Covenant dropship and a crappy-graphics APC arrive outside the bar*
Master Chief: Ohhhh -blam!-.
Gold Elite: Wort-wort-wort!
*the Counter-Strike team comes out of the APC in the crappy graphical glory*
GSG-9: lol look at t3h n00bs we will p\/\/nz0rater0z j00 wit t3h 1337|\|355!
*The Covies anihilate the Counter-Terrorists and all but one of the terrorists*
Gold Elite: Hahaha. Ekirts-Retnuoc skcus!
*The entire Covenant Elite squad is killed by a wallhacker with an AWP*
Pheonix Connexion: lolzor i pwned j00 all n00b hahaa -
*The Pheonix Connexion guy falls off the roof*
Pheonix Connexion: OMG WTF BS OMFG BS!!!!!!!111
Master Chief: You know, I think we will make a great team, Gordon.
Gordon: ...
*They kill the wounded Counter-Strike guy*