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Subject: The rawest jukebox ever!
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Okay I was walking into work today and my friend Josh was like, "Did you see the new jukebox yet?" And I walked up to the thing, it's an online jukebox that downloads songs off the internet and plays them. I started searching for all these songs, they actually had shyt like Ludacris and 50 Cent and Eminem and Dr. Dre, they even had Project Pat and Three 6 Mafia! I was like sweet and then I looked around and I found shyt like Schoolhouse Rock with the fukking "Conjunction Junction" song I was like WTF and they had South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut with the Uncle Fukker and Kyle's Mom's A B1tch lmao I can play that sh1t during work and no one can stop me gwahaha! They also had Austin Powers II & III with the Dr. Evil songs lol the only things they didn't have that I wanted were Atmosphere and Deltron 3030 along with the underground Three 6 and Choices soundtrack. They have 8 mile up in there and DMX and Ruff Ryders 1-3 and it's all uncensored! I was like, "I need some money!" They have the Matrix Reloaded with both CDs so I can listen to the Chateau and Burly Brawl music. OMG there's over 100,000 songs on that thing, they got Youngbloodz "Damn" and "Tipsy" by J-Kwon the South Park Xmas album with "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" and The Wedding Singer soundtrack with Adam Sandler singing that funny song about wanting to die because his girl didn't wanna marry him lol I wonder if they have "The Chanukah Song" that would be sweet, they got Weird Al and that one song "It's All About The Pentiums!" Old Azz Snoop Dogg and Master P and 2 Pac and Notorious and Puffdaddy you can find all kinds of shyt even Sesame Street songs! Tons of Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, they even had WWE music with Stone Cold's theme song done by Snoop Dogg and Run DMC doing D-Generation X and shyt, couldn't find Method Man doing The Rock's theme. That sucked, but they got Stone Cold's Disturbed music which is cool. Every Limp Bizkit CD out there, Kid Rock, man I can't wait to get some money so I can listen to some raw azz shyt it's about time they did this our old jukebox sucked. They don't have Do Or Die that sucks and they don't have Lil' Wyte or Frayser Boy or Tear Da Club Up Thugs or Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz which really bites, no T-Rock lol you guys probably never heard of half these people. Well I'm going to bed now, peace!

Edit: They didn't have any video game music :( no Halo I looked cuz I wanted to play "Rock Anthem For Saving The World" but it wasn't in there I was sad, but then I found "Bill On Capital Hill" from School House Rock and I was like, WTF this is in there but no Halo?! They had OPP by Naughty By Nature and Tag Team's "Whomp (There It Is)" and Prodigy and Rage Against The Machine and Offspring and OMG I could go on and on but I gotta get to bed. Seriously...

[Edited on 6/4/2004 3:42:57 AM]

  • 06.04.2004 3:37 AM PDT
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longest most retarded post i have EVER seen.

  • 06.04.2004 11:35 AM PDT
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Why thank you :)

  • 06.06.2004 3:52 AM PDT

TFM
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true true

  • 06.06.2004 3:57 AM PDT