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Subject: Those of a Grunty 7hirst - Literate, Competent, & Mullet-bearin...
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I've created a chapter on the Seventh Column Called "Those of a Grunty Thirst." I'm trying to gather members who are devoted to the Halo Storyline, and here is the Criteria for joining:

* You must have read at LEAST 1 of the Halo books. The Fall of Reach is almost mandatory; The Flood is acceptable, and First Strike is preferred reading.
* You must be fluent in common grade-school GRAMMAR. Any typical text-messaging bull-blam!- is unacceptable; i.e. "u r a dum-dum fukkn hed people u now tht." Seriously, people, if you don't know the proper use of CAPITALS and PUNCTUATION, then you're NOT WELCOME.
* If you don't know the proper uses of the words "There," "Their," and "They're," then you're not welcome.
* If you don't know the proper forms of "Your," "You're" and "Yur," you're (haha) not welcome.
* If you don't know the proper forms of "Buy," "By" and "Bye," you're not welcome.
* Your ideas, theories, proposals, concepts, and random BRAIN DROPPINGS are always welcome, so long as they're relatively on-topic. Any bull pertaining to Halo's release date or what the Flood is/are or if you think Cortana's good in bed is IRRELEVANT and grounds for complete omission from recognition.
* If you don't understand these, then you're not welcome.

I want to create a FanChapter comprised of people who know what they're talking about when they raise a question, theory, or an argument, even. I want members who will contribute, who LIKE showing off their mad literacy skills and open minds.

I also want to compile a list of great theories pertaining to the Halo storyline and newer theories for Halo 2, dug up from past threads in the forums. I've already gone through all of the Underground, and compiled the old Stickies, but feel i must again, for i may have missed quite a few. I'd check for # of replies, and a lot of good theories didn't get much recognition, so we'll be checking into that soon.

I want to create a database of these threads, as well as abstract, original Gametypes, Original Tactics, and basic info that we've gathered over our years of playing that may be new to most.

If you feel you'd like to be a part of my Chapter, Post here or PM me with your First name, Forum tag / .NET Screename, and a paragraph on what you'd like to do and contribute to my Chapter. Then include yourself into the Member Queue.

Check it out. Those of a Grunty 7hirst.

P.S. - If you have an honest-to-god Mullet, then you're automatically accepted. Photographic proof will be needed.

[Edited on 6/9/2004 12:42:03 PM]

  • 06.04.2004 7:53 AM PDT
Subject: Those of a Grunty 7hirst - are YOU worthy?

How many members and if I join can I be Staff?

  • 06.04.2004 9:28 AM PDT
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There are 4 as is right now; i've extended invitations to double that number.

And It all depends. Write your paragraph on anything on Halo - your own theories on where Kelly and Halsey are; opinions of new features in Halo 2; if we'll ever hear from CPO Mendez again, anything like that. I'll determine your status if i believe you're worthy.

Your capacity for outside opinions and your own open mind determine your worth to the Thirst.

EDIT: Seems to me you are in enough chapters to be a little inactive in my own. Are you sure you're not requesting to be in my chapter merely to be more renowned amongst the Column?

[Edited on 6/4/2004 10:57:29 AM]

  • 06.04.2004 9:37 AM PDT
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"There's that specific thrill. The fleeting exhiliration. The sickening, manic, overwhelming glory of the kill. The sweet, mawkish smell of blood seeping through your helmet's filters. The viscous, writhing tendrils spewed across your visor. Your opponent's very essence, his life, now nothing more than a statistic; a number supporting the Postgame Carnage. It is the insane affinity for this slaughter, this butchery of thine foe, that drives our Chapter. The instigation of this lust for flesh and bone alike is soothing. To own our adversary's spinal column feeds our ravenous morale. Those of a Grunty 7hirst. Keep Running. You'll die tired, twisting and wriggling, your entrails disgorged, your limbs mangled, your eyes empty crimson sockets. Regret your Life, for you are already Dead. The 7hirst is unavoidable. You shall be it's quenching. "

[Edited on 6/8/2004 7:18:49 AM]

  • 06.08.2004 7:07 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

thanks for informing me about "desolate". And uh, heres my theories. Big things will happen, guns will be fired, people will die, explosions will explode, things will be said, people will be shocked, and why start a clan just to discuss things? Are you guys going to be fighting online? I'd leave the thinking to Bungie. Go ahead and think, just remember that if you do go online, thinking about theories won't save your butt when you go up against skilled clans. Thought I'd just waste some of you space like you did on mine, yes I'm fourteen, sometimes an idiot (by my standards), and I never really knew the meaning of desolate, I heard it used on a t.v. show and thought it sounded cool, anyway its changed now. Think and say what you want to about me, I don't care. I've been in enough flame wars to learn not to care anymore.

  • 06.08.2004 8:17 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

And I didn't take the time to read the crap everyone else said in here, so I really don't know if your clan fights online. I'm not a patient guy.

  • 06.08.2004 8:18 AM PDT
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Im fukkn gnna dtry ur chpttr

  • 06.08.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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Im fukkn gnna dtry ur chpttr

Riddle me this, "anewerdisease:" What has no grammatical comprehension in his cheesy-poof brain-substitute, has no concept of the word "punctuation," and likes to eat things off the bottom of other people's shoes?

You guessed it. It's [color=white]YOU![/color]

Next caller.


Yah, CANNON, It's not a Clan, but more so a CHAPTER. The Seventh Column isn't comprised of CLANS. Last time I checked, bungie's REAL goal was to take over the world, reaping as much mischief, mayhem, and carnage as humanly possible - and then some; NOT to give base to a bunch of illiterate dipsticks with over-inflated pituitaries, like disease, here.

The Seventh Column is meant to provide a foundation for Bungie fans, new and old, inexperienced and seasoned, dumb and dumber, throughout the entire world. It has been constructed to provide a gathering for those of common interests - Multiplayer battles, Halo's storyline, and attractive women. No-where is it said you must create a chapter specifically meant to gather a bunch of blood-thirsty adolescents and launch them against another band of dumbasses.

My Chapter is solely left open for those who like to dig into Halo's little bits, bush-wacking off the beaten trail, and feeding off the overwhelming satisfaction one gets when one succeeds.

Not mindlessly slaughtering my enemies over the internet, verbally OR virtually, casting empty threats and meaningless taunts all the while.

As a post script, I'd also like to comment on your ignorance to a good ol' fashioned flaming. Your statement has severely diminished my initiative to taunt you a second time.

TOTALLY stole that from Monty Python.

Also, I talk about dipstick adolescents with backing - I'm 16, myself.

[Edited on 6/8/2004 1:39:47 PM]

  • 06.08.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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haha I was kidding...uncle-blam!-

  • 06.08.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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You see, disease, it's EXTREMELY hard to convey emotions (like, for instance, sarcasm) over the internet.

My apologies. Well, sort of. XD

  • 06.08.2004 1:57 PM PDT

Add the email above to your MSN to contact me with emergencies on the forum.

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I love this guy.... Spartan U R Trool3 Awsm! just kidding... I long for the day when the learned and literate reclaim the internet. The ' information superhighway ' seems to have been overpopulated with little busses.

  • 06.08.2004 5:50 PM PDT

get outta my way or im taking u down with everyone else

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/PlayerGameList.aspx?player=The Guardianz89

B.W.O FTW

Yes I am worthy because im a Texan and all Texans kick ass now and ask names later,
we all have a 12 gauge somewere in our house or truck,
and we can all say that we are a true Texan.

oh ya and to answer you'r question i've read and I own all 3 Halo books
1.The Fall of Reach
2.The Flood
3.First Strike

Location:Hurst Texas(as you might of guessed)
age:15



[Edited on 6/9/2004 11:54:41 AM]

  • 06.09.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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You're from Texas.

You have a 12 guage.

On your pickup.

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That's nice. NEXT!

  • 06.09.2004 12:04 PM PDT
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I despise texas

  • 06.09.2004 12:14 PM PDT
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Anyone seen that Spongebob episode? Yah, Texas sucks. Or, should I say, "Y'ALL SEEN DAT DEM DER SPONGE-BUB SHOW ON DA TEE-VEE?!!"

Haha. I'm just kidding.


Sort of.

  • 06.09.2004 12:45 PM PDT
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All right, all right. I'm done with the pessimism.

Seriously - those who have an uncanny and unexplained obsession and fanaticism with Halo - not as a GAME, but a STORY - then consider membership. Combining that with the literacy of an above-verage high-schooler's competency would prove your worth.

You know it's there. Deep inside. Your friends start alienating you for how obsessed you are; your parents grow suspicious of the shrine you've erected of the Master Chief, made from bubble gum and side-burn shavings; your teachers are all fluent in the Halo universe, thanks to your incessant affiliation to the game with every project being assigned.

Which reminds me. Go here for a demo.

  • 06.09.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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Cortana is good in bed?
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...Sweet!

  • 06.09.2004 9:31 PM PDT

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Cortana is good in bed?
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I heard that too.

  • 06.10.2004 12:16 PM PDT
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Any bull pertaining to Halo's release date or what the Flood is/are or if you think Cortana's good in bed is IRRELEVANT and grounds for complete omission from recognition.


Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yah.

Buh-bye now.

  • 06.10.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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i wunna join

  • 06.12.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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I'm really good at halo xbox
my brothers 18 and loves halo more than me, and hes only beaten me twice!!!!!!
(out of like 138 games)

  • 06.12.2004 5:16 PM PDT
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werent you the one that posted "how big is mc's dick?"

  • 06.13.2004 8:12 AM PDT
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and: "JoiN my nsew CALN"

  • 06.13.2004 8:14 AM PDT

Posted by: Commander Elite
Yes I am worthy because im a Texan and all Texans kick ass now and ask names later,
we all have a 12 gauge somewere in our house or truck,
and we can all say that we are a true Texan.
Yeah!!!!

  • 06.14.2004 11:21 AM PDT

Don't let Mr Homocide join!!! You will regret it!! He's Davester, or He's related to Davester and Lone Ranger!!! Don't let him join!!! The 7hrist will fall!!!

  • 06.14.2004 11:23 AM PDT

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