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Subject: Caption 9: Male-pattern baldness?
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Welcome back to the Gallery forum - I hear that we have plenty of good outtake screenshots from the Halo 3 development process, so we'll try and keep this going about once a week.

To refresh your memory, we'll post a funny picture from our pre-release builds or other internal source (please don't submit pictures to us for posting) and you write back with funny captions. The best one gets promoted to the Winners' Circle thread. Judging usually will run for a week or so.

So here's today's entry. My own caption is "Male-pattern baldness"

  • 09.28.2007 2:49 PM PDT
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I heard 7 heads were better then one.


It's good to see it's back.

Hopefully some wahmbulance action soon.

[Edited on 09.28.2007 3:01 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2007 3:00 PM PDT

The "Bungie Developer" armor permutation, while amusing, tended to be the least popular and was cut from the final build.

  • 09.28.2007 3:00 PM PDT

Halo: Clive Barker Edition

  • 09.28.2007 3:00 PM PDT
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"So this is what the new flood will look like..."

  • 09.28.2007 3:01 PM PDT
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Man of a Thousand Faces

  • 09.28.2007 3:01 PM PDT
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I am Gilver everywhere....except here dammit

"Head on"! Apply directly on your head!

  • 09.28.2007 3:01 PM PDT
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This is what happens when you task a Bungie designer with applying textures.

  • 09.28.2007 3:02 PM PDT

You splattered a dumb cat

"I can see you trying to look down the Commander's blouse, Sgt. Johnson!"

  • 09.28.2007 3:02 PM PDT
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It puts the lotion on it's skin, then it puts the skin on it's head.

  • 09.28.2007 3:09 PM PDT

The new HDR rendering really shows all those tough to hide blimishes.

  • 09.28.2007 3:09 PM PDT
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"You should then this to Ripley's Believe it or Not Pimp's edition."

  • 09.28.2007 3:09 PM PDT

"Your destruction is the will of the gods, and we are their instruments."

"Press RB to add face.. wait what?.. how did you do that?"

  • 09.28.2007 3:13 PM PDT

"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

[Edited on 09.28.2007 3:15 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2007 3:14 PM PDT

Gt:Jordan the hobo

pre footage of the armor permutations that a luke make because he loved the movie spy kids so much.

  • 09.28.2007 3:16 PM PDT
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Here's one more for the win

Chamillionare:

Did you see that? I did [because I got heads all over my head!!!]

  • 09.28.2007 3:17 PM PDT

Your average 360 user...

  • 09.28.2007 3:18 PM PDT
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For a long while, Dave was able to hide the fact that he was indeed the "Face Skinner" killer. But the hat he wore to the office on casual friday worked against him.

[Edited on 09.28.2007 3:23 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2007 3:20 PM PDT
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and i still made it with your mom!

[Edited on 09.28.2007 3:25 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2007 3:24 PM PDT

IIIIIII

Well someones head is deformed

  • 09.28.2007 3:25 PM PDT

"Great success!" -Borat
Oly Oly Oxen Free... -Spartan II Code Phrase

"I AM Lord Voldemort!" -Freaky face sticking out of man's head.

  • 09.28.2007 3:28 PM PDT
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Multiple personality Bob thought the hat he got for Christmas was in bad taste.

  • 09.28.2007 3:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Jedi631
It puts the lotion on it's skin, then it puts the skin on it's head.

What about this variant...?

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets a head again.

  • 09.28.2007 3:31 PM PDT
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Church: I just want you to know I always hated you....I always hated you the most!......errr....blah

After playing the H3 Beta for 72 hours straight, John talked to his doctor. "I can't see straight, everything smells funny and I think I might be loosing my hearing"

  • 09.28.2007 3:31 PM PDT
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How to get a-head in advertising.

  • 09.28.2007 3:33 PM PDT