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All your heads aRe belong to us?

  • 10.01.2007 5:11 PM PDT
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Though not taken seriously at first, Lieutenant Jones finally got in the military because his 20:20:20:20:20:20:20:20:20:20 vision was good for seeing the Covenant's surprise attacks.

  • 10.01.2007 5:25 PM PDT

And in our next exhibit of "Histories Most Hideous Visual Abominations", I'll show you the ancient and dreaded traffic cone.
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Crap, another pimple! Maybe I should hold off on the blind date tonight.
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"Magic Miraculous Mercury Cereal with Marshmallows" soon came with a warning.

[Edited on 10.01.2007 6:56 PM PDT]

  • 10.01.2007 5:32 PM PDT
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Son of a -blam!-! I cut one head off with a plasma sword and another appeared, so I cut the next one and then there were BLAM!

  • 10.01.2007 6:03 PM PDT
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All your heads aRe belong to us?

No. All of your face are belong to us. besides, I already came up with that one...

  • 10.01.2007 6:06 PM PDT
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The Least Favorite to Breast Feed.

  • 10.01.2007 6:50 PM PDT
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This looks just like Michael Jackson after his 13th plastic surgery attempt...

  • 10.01.2007 6:59 PM PDT
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Moral of the story: Don't go to West Virginia; Inbreeding will do this to ya.

  • 10.01.2007 7:10 PM PDT
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"I'm watching you..."

  • 10.01.2007 7:17 PM PDT
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bak of head "mmmmm i love burgers" side of head "me too" man "cheif did u hear anything"? chief " errrrrrm no mate"

  • 10.01.2007 7:20 PM PDT
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"This here is Fred, one of the failed specimens of the Spartan-I project. As you can see, we screwed him up pretty bad. Now he watches the security camera moniters for us...all ten of them."

  • 10.01.2007 7:23 PM PDT
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Jim's mother used to tell Jim that, deep inside, he was beautiful.

Jim's mother lied.

  • 10.01.2007 7:44 PM PDT
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Bob was THAT guy around the office. Socialy inept, total lack of respect for personal space, smelled of onion and mushrooms. But by far the worst where his many face terratomas.

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  • 10.01.2007 7:45 PM PDT

Men will know misery,
Adulteries will be multiplied,
An axe-age, a sword-age,
Shields will be cloven,
A wind-age, a wolf-age,
Before the world's ruin.

Jim: "I see all."
Billy: "Dude, you gotta quit whatever you're smoking. Seriously."
Jim: "I will turn your bones into a pipe once I rule the world. Right Ron?"
Ron: "Rowar-ugh! Doawn wif teh infediws!"
Billy: Maybe you should check that out. Tumors shouldn't be able to talk..."

  • 10.01.2007 7:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Achronos
* smacks OP *

"After all the begging, Master chief finally took off his helmet"

  • 10.01.2007 9:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: MILKY343
"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."


By far the best.

  • 10.01.2007 11:02 PM PDT
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Not necessarily funny, nor a caption. But this is probably what John 117's mates looked like after the physical augmentations...

  • 10.01.2007 11:41 PM PDT
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"see what happens if you play shadow run too much!"

  • 10.02.2007 12:39 AM PDT
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Upon activating the Fog skull....my faces disappear and boy, do I miss those eyes in the back of my head!!!

  • 10.02.2007 12:39 AM PDT
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AHHHH!!! Theres something in my eye!!!!

  • 10.02.2007 12:47 AM PDT
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Every time we go out you say, "why don't you um... wear a hat?" WHY DON'T YOU WEAR A HAT!

  • 10.02.2007 12:49 AM PDT
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Brushing my teeth is a chore but if i don't.....

  • 10.02.2007 12:50 AM PDT
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"Remember that episode of SIgnfeild??? yeah that was me as a baby."

  • 10.02.2007 12:52 AM PDT
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My durmatologist is extreamely commited.....

  • 10.02.2007 12:52 AM PDT
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After the events in blood gultch, donut removed his helment to find that Red Command faild to complete the reconstructive surgery.

  • 10.02.2007 12:55 AM PDT