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I am a living poison. A soul so black and withered and tainted by pain and hatred that it consumes my very being. Do not test me; If I strike, my venom will surely kill you before you can open your mouth to cry for help.

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  • 09.30.2007 3:20 AM PDT
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"... and this rare footage clearly illustrates why the Chief doesn't like to be seen without his helmet on."

  • 09.30.2007 3:35 AM PDT
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hes gona need eyes on the back of his head for the field

  • 09.30.2007 3:44 AM PDT
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Warning: Excessive playing of Halo 3 may cause unwanted side effects.

or

That's the LAST time I use Multi-Face Cream...

  • 09.30.2007 3:48 AM PDT
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Agent Fred stops by to lecture the UNSC boys about the dangers of Substance D.

  • 09.30.2007 4:30 AM PDT
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This must be the guy you hire to "keep an eye" on things.

  • 09.30.2007 5:00 AM PDT
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The only way the staff at Bungie get a decent amount of headshots.

  • 09.30.2007 5:10 AM PDT
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Ah, multiface... one of the many blemishes no one would ever notice outside of the realm of HD

  • 09.30.2007 5:27 AM PDT

Dont shoot me it hurts

too many faces

  • 09.30.2007 6:45 AM PDT
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"After much thought, Joe realized his armour permutation needed more work."

  • 09.30.2007 7:04 AM PDT
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Hey Bob, looking good! You do something new with your hair?

[Edited on 09.30.2007 7:11 AM PDT]

  • 09.30.2007 7:07 AM PDT

Marty has amazing powers and will police this forum in wise but mysterious ways.

[Edited on 06.07.2007 11:01 PM PDT by Marty the Elder]

He's not going to make it, he's wearing a red shirt!

  • 09.30.2007 7:43 AM PDT

"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself."

My gamertag is Phynkesia. Remember this name, for you'll be shooting at it.

"Bungie designers give their own signature and likeness into every model they create, and some models require a lot of designers."

  • 09.30.2007 7:47 AM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


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Apparantly this is what Brutes to do prisoners.

  • 09.30.2007 8:07 AM PDT
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He would make leatherface proud.

  • 09.30.2007 8:07 AM PDT
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"BUNGIE FIX UR HEADSHOTS LOL"
"Hey, the word "headshot" is offensive to people who suffer from MHTD: Multiple Head Texture Disorder."
"Golly, I'm sorry sir."

  • 09.30.2007 8:44 AM PDT
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Another example of why it is NEVER a good idea to enter a tatoo parlor while inhebriated.

  • 09.30.2007 9:02 AM PDT
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Halo - Feet First

Wanna talk outside the Bungie Forums? if_i_had_a_shotgun@hotmail.com

He is truly the lord of "Grandma's Footsteps"...

  • 09.30.2007 9:33 AM PDT
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Crab up, Crab up.

Sir, Jenkins has a real bad case of Dude-head.

  • 09.30.2007 9:34 AM PDT
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Do you see that, little jonny? THAT'S what happens to you if you go hunting for wet p0rn in the woods....

[Edited on 09.30.2007 9:41 AM PDT]

  • 09.30.2007 9:41 AM PDT

Halo Reach Beta Tester - Code Winner
Halo 3 Beta Tester - Phase 1
Pontiac Halo 3 First to Own and First to Play Winner
The Fight, has been finished, 9/22/07
Reach Fell - 9/14/10

Head On, apply directly to your faces!!!

Big Mac, apply directly to your ass!

  • 09.30.2007 9:42 AM PDT

Fan of real talk since 06.11.2008.

Most people are only joking when they say they have eyes in the back of their head, but not Mikey.

  • 09.30.2007 9:43 AM PDT
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"The result of generation after generation of hillbilly inbreeding. As seen on Jerry Springer."

  • 09.30.2007 9:47 AM PDT

"What you are seeing is not a graphical bug. This is simply the new and improved active camoflauge being used on a soldier with two odd looking ONI spooks standing behind him."

  • 09.30.2007 9:49 AM PDT

Smoke if you got 'em

Kuato - "Chief... Chief... Start... the reactor.."

  • 09.30.2007 10:54 AM PDT