- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: staticx576
Posted by: Bungie Jumping
Posted by: staticx576
wok
Wait, there is no original content in this post. try harder please ;)
Let's assess what you are trying exactly to do here. I figure this is late at night anywhere you live (N.A. at least). It's also worth pointing out that I mean night as in (relative) darkness of where you live, not time. It's also worth noting that you are trying to point out a typo as a way to "own" me as if I made the same mistake he did.
Now considering this, let's assume for a second that not being able to spell is the same as not being able to type so what you are implying has some truth in it(which it doesn't) so in fact I do look foolish making the same mistakes he did. In this case you are being cliche and completely unoriginal. In this case it's easier to learn how to type/spell 'work' as opposed to the cooking instrument 'wok' then it is to come up with an original idea.
Now let's assume that typing does not equal spelling in which case you just look like a fool without any help from me as you pointing out my 'mistake' leaves you with one yourself, with a net effect of you losing.
Your failure to reply to this constitutes my automatic win.
You LOSE!
Good DAY sir!
He he, that's cute. First off, let me just say that I didn't read your whole post, and don't plan to. I could tell from the first few lines and the ending that it was completely ridiculous and off base--in line with many of your other posts. Let's begin: you insult the original poster for using incorrect grammar or spelling or something (In all honesty, I'm pretty lazy and don't want to check)... why? What could possibly be gained? Is he going to go read up on correct English language mechanics and consult a dictionary for everything he writes to please you? Hell no. So, (moving on) reading your post I found you incorrectly typed the word work (wok). One can assume that since you make at least half-intelligent posts, that your mistake can be associated with typing skill and not spelling. Now, my initial thought was that you were being sarcastic for a humorous effect... burlesque if you would (though in my opinion, you did so in bad taste.). But, since you obviously know everything about me and decided to take the time out of your obviously lacking schedule (more on that later) and type an elaborate post ranting about how I "lose" and you "win," let's play devil's advocate here and pretend I wrote my post with your suggested mindset: yes, I was trying to "own" you (?). Are you that socially inept that you feel you must justify a common error in such a way that you insult the person who made the comment in the first place to make yourself look flawless, painting me in such a way that I would seem extremely ignorant for even trying to point out the false irony of one of staticx576's posts? Is your self esteem so low that you feel you need to defend yourself to a perfect stranger on a video game forum, using the terms "own me," "I win," and "you lose?" If so, I pity you (if you were just trying to quote Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory at the end of your post without meaning it, then disregard that). Seriously, what exactly are you winning? If making a complete ass out of yourself (in my eyes of course; to be honest, I could care less what complete strangers think of me... especially on the internet ) constitutes a win for you, then yes, you won. Congratulations. Now, lets bring back the point I made about your empty schedule. I'm not saying that you don't have a life. In my opinion, people who say that are naive. But you saying that my lack of a retort automatically forfeits my counterargument makes you just as naive as those I referred to in my previous statement. I happen to have a busy schedule, and don't always get a chance to visit the sites I frequent everyday. If not visiting Bungie.net's forum on a daily basis makes me a loser, then either you are confused or you have too much time. Sorry, that's the way it is. I was not hiding from you, or cowering at your feet for posting such a "[cliched] and completely unoriginal" post. Honestly, can your internet ego inflate anymore? It's like a male frigate bird during mating season. Already causing some disorientation and confusion from what I can see... better get that checked out. Anyway, I'm done for now...
And thank you for enticing me create such a meandering post; you provided a much needed outlet for a break from my studying (exam tomorrow).
And for future knowledge, if you click on someone's username the page the opens should clearly display their location, providing they submitted one of course. As it stands, I live in South Carolina to clear up any confusion you might have had.
Thanks.
Note: I don't expect anyone to read this whole damn thing, but if you do, God bless you.