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Subject: master chief vs. luke skywalker?
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Don't forget. MC has enhanced physical capabilities. He would run up to Luke, reach into his pocket, steal every ounce of currency in it along with the keys to his space-ship (well I would if I were MC) and punch him 12 times in the face before Luke could even see him coming.

  • 06.09.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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This is a conversation with Luke and MC......remember the armor MC has will crush everybone in your body if your not enhanced like Spartans are.

MC: who are you....you look like a grunt with no methane tank. Is this the grunt home planet?
Luke: You are with the dark side I will not tell you anything.
MC: Fighting doesn't solve anything lets be friends.
Luke: Okay I'm Luke you.
MC: 117
Luke: Good enough for me.
MC: Wanna try my armor?
Luke: Yeah sure
MC: (Taking his armor off not caring hes in the nude in front of Luke) Yeah you can keep it I have another suit.
Luke: (putting on the armor) Oh thanks!
MC: -snickering-
Luke: Whats so funny? (Luke's thoughts) besides the size off your genitals.
MC: Hahahaha.
Luke: (Lifting his arm to scratch his head) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------CRACK!!!!!!(His Jaw)----------SNAP!!!!!(His Back).
Luke:(On the floor twitching his feet and hands)-------------CRACK-------SNAP-----AHHHH!!!!!! MY HANDS AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY FEET!!!!!!!!!!!.
MC: I knew you were a grunt all along.
Cortana: How did you know?
MC: He was orange and the same size of a grunt. Besides look at the way He's squirming on the ground ------CRACK!!!!! SNAP!!!!!!!!-------You shouldn't squirm it only breaks more bones.
Luke: uh
MC: Hes not moving time to take my armor back.
Cortana: MC
MC: Yeah
Cortana: You've had your helmet off this whole time.
MC: Yeah so.
Cortana:Grunts breathe methane.
MC: BIG deal its not like I didn't know that.
Cortana: If we are on the grunts home planet the air is full of methane.
MC: And....
Cortana: That wasn't a grunt. Beacuse it didn't have a methane tank and you are breathing the air here. Which means we're not on the grunt home planet. Because you would die from breathing methane.
MC: Oops.
MC: I hope he has a good plastic surgean.
MC: Lets leave before anyone finds us.
Cortana: Good Idea.

[Edited on 6/9/2004 6:32:11 PM]

  • 06.09.2004 6:29 PM PDT

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