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Subject: A christmas carol by: Buffalo Wing (UPDATED)
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In the spirit of christmas, or just because I was bored, I wrote some Christmas carols. Here goes.



[color=white]Jingle Bells[/color]
Dashing through the snow,
In a battle torn wart-hog,
Shooting up Elites,
in the shrouded fog

We protect the Flood,
Making spammers cry,
What fun it is to shout and sing
New Mombassa needs to die!

Oh! Jingle bells, Shishka smells
I'll probablly get banned for that,

And these spammers make me so damn mad
I wanna hit them with a bat.

And here's a little something for new mombassa.


[color=white]Ninja Mods are coming to town[/color]
You better watch out,
You better not spam,
You better be good im telling you man,
Ninja mods are coming to town.

They know when you are spamming,
Because we tell them so,
They know when you've been bad or good,
You can beg for mercy, but they'll say no.

Sooo...

You better watch out,
You better not spam,
You better be good, im telling you man,
Ninja mods are coming to town!

[color=white]Silver bells[/color]

Brand new forums, busy forums
Dressed in holiday style,
In the air there's a feeling
Of Christmas..

Atsumi laugh-ing
Xeroh pass-ing some flames to some guys,
But at ev-ery corner you'll hear...

Spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam..
It's spamming time
In the forums...

Whine, whine, whine..
Hear them whine,
Soon it will be Ninja day....

[color=white]Have Yourself a spam-free Christmas[/color]

Have yourself..
An OMfG HAlo 2 IS tehSUCK!!!11!-free little Christmas..
Where there is no spam....
Just stay home
And eat a big-ass ham.

[color=white]Spammers roasting on an open fire[/color]
Spammers roasting on an open flame..
Everyone is playing games
With the spammer's charred remains...
It feels like a merry christmas.

They knew ninjas were on their way..
But now it is far too late...
They had their chance, but now they'll pay
It feels like a merry christmas.

And so i'm offering this simple phrase
To spammers old and new...
Stop, before the the ninjas
Run out of patience with you.

[Edited on 12/11/2004 9:06:27 AM]

  • 12.08.2004 5:33 PM PDT
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I assume thats a compliment?

  • 12.08.2004 5:41 PM PDT
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Heh....wait till you see the next one.

By the way..are you okay?

  • 12.08.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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It should have been "shoot 'um with my gat."

  • 12.08.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Ugh...

No, no,no,no,no... I just need to...


In spreading the joy of Christmas, I have accidentely driven Xeroh off the deep end.

  • 12.08.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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The whistle go WHOO-WHOO!

  • 12.08.2004 5:59 PM PDT
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Oh, hell yeah! This next one will be sweet!

  • 12.08.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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What next one?! Is it cool? What is it? Tell Me!1

  • 12.08.2004 6:03 PM PDT
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Who hooo! Done! this one is awesome.

  • 12.08.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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That is a Christmas miracle!

  • 12.08.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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Lordy, what's going on? Are you all seeing something that I don't see? Or are you just messing with my head?

  • 12.08.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Douglas Brown
Lordy, what's going on? Are you all seeing something that I don't see? Or are you just messing with my head?


Were messing with your head.

Kidding. Just finished the new song.

[Edited on 12/8/2004 6:16:19 PM]

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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

mmm, big ass ham

  • 12.08.2004 7:34 PM PDT
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Funny how he kept mentioning spammers......hmmmm...........

  • 12.08.2004 7:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: coheed
Funny how he kept mentioning spammers......hmmmm...........


What? Is this spam?

  • 12.08.2004 7:40 PM PDT
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Pretty close, but who am I to say?

  • 12.08.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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Nice ones buffalo.

  • 12.08.2004 7:47 PM PDT

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1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: Xeroh
Ugh...

No, no,no,no,no... I just need to...


In spreading the joy of Christmas, I have accidentely driven Xeroh off the deep end.




It was bound to happen sometime.

  • 12.08.2004 8:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: coheed
Pretty close, but who am I to say?


You'd think someone would have spoken up by now, if it was spam.

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Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: coheed
Pretty close, but who am I to say?


You'd think someone would have spoken up by now, if it was spam.


I don't think this qualifies as spam, it's creativity showcasing, and it's a Bungie Topic.

Here's mine

[color=white]It's beginning to look a lot like Bungie[/color]
[color=white]
It's beginning to look like New Mombasa
Turds 'round ev'ry bend,
There's a Spammer inside that Thread-
Trying to f**k with your head-
He'll flame and rant until the very end.

It's beginning to look Like New Mombasa
Makes me want to cry,
The trolls complain all the time-
Loving to hear themselves whine-
We'll never, ever know exactly why.

A pair of Ninjas that lock
and a Screename is Blocked,
And delight the Forum again..
Uberlong banning
To foil spammer planning
It's so nice - it's almost a sin.


And Forum members love the place again

And it's finally going back to Bungie. Bungie Bungie! .. .. .. .. .. It's Here![/color]

  • 12.09.2004 6:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: GameJunkieJim
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: coheed
Pretty close, but who am I to say?


You'd think someone would have spoken up by now, if it was spam.


I don't think this qualifies as spam, it's creativity showcasing, and it's a Bungie Topic.

Here's mine

[color=white]It's beginning to look a lot like Bungie[/color]
[color=white]
It's beginning to look like New Mombasa
Turds 'round ev'ry bend,
There's a Spammer inside that Thread-
Trying to f**k with your head-
He'll flame and rant until the very end.

It's beginning to look Like New Mombasa
Makes me want to cry,
The trolls complain all the time-
Loving to hear themselves whine-
We'll never, ever know exactly why.

A pair of Ninjas that lock
and a Screename is Blocked,
And delight the Forum again..
Uberlong banning
To foil spammer planning
It's so nice - it's almost a sin.


And Forum members love the place again

And it's finally going back to Bungie. Bungie Bungie! .. .. .. .. .. It's Here![/color]


Hey, that was great!

  • 12.09.2004 2:23 PM PDT

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