- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
In the spirit of christmas, or just because I was bored, I wrote some Christmas carols. Here goes.
[color=white]Jingle Bells[/color]
Dashing through the snow,
In a battle torn wart-hog,
Shooting up Elites,
in the shrouded fog
We protect the Flood,
Making spammers cry,
What fun it is to shout and sing
New Mombassa needs to die!
Oh! Jingle bells, Shishka smells
I'll probablly get banned for that,
And these spammers make me so damn mad
I wanna hit them with a bat.
And here's a little something for new mombassa.
[color=white]Ninja Mods are coming to town[/color]
You better watch out,
You better not spam,
You better be good im telling you man,
Ninja mods are coming to town.
They know when you are spamming,
Because we tell them so,
They know when you've been bad or good,
You can beg for mercy, but they'll say no.
Sooo...
You better watch out,
You better not spam,
You better be good, im telling you man,
Ninja mods are coming to town!
[color=white]Silver bells[/color]
Brand new forums, busy forums
Dressed in holiday style,
In the air there's a feeling
Of Christmas..
Atsumi laugh-ing
Xeroh pass-ing some flames to some guys,
But at ev-ery corner you'll hear...
Spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam..
It's spamming time
In the forums...
Whine, whine, whine..
Hear them whine,
Soon it will be Ninja day....
[color=white]Have Yourself a spam-free Christmas[/color]
Have yourself..
An OMfG HAlo 2 IS tehSUCK!!!11!-free little Christmas..
Where there is no spam....
Just stay home
And eat a big-ass ham.
[color=white]Spammers roasting on an open fire[/color]
Spammers roasting on an open flame..
Everyone is playing games
With the spammer's charred remains...
It feels like a merry christmas.
They knew ninjas were on their way..
But now it is far too late...
They had their chance, but now they'll pay
It feels like a merry christmas.
And so i'm offering this simple phrase
To spammers old and new...
Stop, before the the ninjas
Run out of patience with you.
[Edited on 12/11/2004 9:06:27 AM]