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Subject: Sketchfactor v. stosh: Who wins?
Poll: Sketchfactor v. stosh: Who wins?  [closed]
Sketchfactor:  37%
(14 Votes)
stosh:  18%
(7 Votes)
The fight would destroy the universe (see below):  45%
(17 Votes)
Total Votes: 38

Personally, I think that stosh would win. I mean, compare the avatars! Stosh is a marine with a big ol' Assault Rifle, and Sketchfactor is (presumably) what he'd look like in The Simpsons.

However, it goes deeper than this. Sketchfactor has access to the Bungie Mind Control Ray, however stosh apparently has the ability to set ninjas on a person of his choosing. However, one would assume that Sketch has some sort of Emergency Override code he can use against ninjas, who are of course bestowed upon stosh by Bungie itself. But we saw in Oni what a lot of good that did Griffin. Shinatama just kept coming.

There is, of course, the possibility that both Sketch and stosh are in fact the embodiment of two diametrically opposed pan-dimensional supernatural forces, and at the moment that the two come into conflict, space-time is ruptured and the Universe collapses upon itself. But it does seem unlikey.

- Reiginko

  • 04.16.2004 6:10 AM PDT

bah

Posted by: Reiginko
There is, of course, the possibility that both Sketch and stosh are in fact the embodiment of two diametrically opposed pan-dimensional supernatural forces, and at the moment that the two come into conflict, space-time is ruptured and the Universe collapses upon itself. But it does seem unlikey.
Oh kay... I don't know what freeks me out more, the ides of Stosh and Sketchfactor fighting or the fact that what you said makes sense to me.

  • 04.16.2004 6:30 AM PDT

Neither of them have to die. I mean, they'd just respawn anyway. :)

By the by, only Durandal is like a god, if that's your reading of the Infinity final screen.

- Reiginko

  • 04.16.2004 7:01 AM PDT

bah

[noob]Durandal was an AI right?[/noob] i don't read any of those things because I plan to play the games some day.

  • 04.16.2004 7:07 AM PDT

Now, now. We can't go breaking the rules and use that kind of language.

Yes he was an AI. The greatest, most sarcastic and demented AI ever. :) Unless you believe Tycho when he calls him the "second most brilliant Artificial Intelligence in the galaxy".

- Reiginko

  • 04.16.2004 7:14 AM PDT
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hehe well they are both crazy fellow's I guess. But stosh is just....freaky. Soffish?

  • 04.16.2004 7:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Reiginko
The greatest, most sarcastic and demented AI ever.


I'll bet Cortana wants that title.

[Edited on 4/16/2004 7:19:21 AM]

  • 04.16.2004 7:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: Reiginko
The greatest, most sarcastic and demented AI ever.


I'll bet Cortana wants that title.


Let's hope so. Then the Halo story could be, um, you know, good.

- Reiginko

  • 04.16.2004 7:23 AM PDT
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LOL, I think sketch would kick my ass. I mean he's a lot bigger and older than me...I'm just a skinny geek. I wouldn't fight him. I'd run.

Plus my ninja's are crap. They can't even catch on fire.

[Edited on 4/16/2004 7:32:03 AM]

  • 04.16.2004 7:30 AM PDT

Plus my ninja's are crap. They can't even catch on fire.

You know, petrol can help with that. =)

- Reiginko

  • 04.16.2004 7:34 AM PDT
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lol, gotta go with Sketch on this one.

  • 04.16.2004 7:58 AM PDT
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'round here, I make the rules... like that freaky train conductor who controls the subway between the Matrix and the machine world. Nobody dares oppose me... well, except for people like Achronos who can easily delete my account or assign me a humiliating title like Community Monkey.

But stosh is a nice guy... Why must you drive us down this destructive path? Besides, I don't fight, unless it's a fighting game. However, for a multi-million dollar pay-per-view special I will agree to get in a ring with stosh and go 10 rounds in a grueling cage match marathon of rock-paper-scissors and thumb wrestling. Then for the grand finale, I will serve him a plate of whoop-ass in a rap battle to end all rap battles.

I'm really a nice guy, but when I'm pushed, I will unleash lyrical hell on my opposition. Word.

  • 04.16.2004 8:58 AM PDT
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tune in next week, when we will have achronos vs yeroen! then the following week mehve vs evil otto, then... i dunno, marty versus a granny someone randomly picks off the street....

  • 04.16.2004 9:02 AM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

It's going to be a pitful time if they ever compaire me to someone of high stature.

I like sketch and stosh; Stosh talks to me on AIM and has pretty much made me how I am today. He's jus tgreat all around. Running away ? Are you French or something? (Just joking)
Sketch is a great guy too, he even posted the first news at my chapter and has been helpful. Though, I never get many replies when I mail him, he still holds my respect.

Oh and in the end, the great yoozl would come down and crush everyone with rap lyrics that would fry sketch's socks...

  • 04.16.2004 11:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: Yoozel
Oh and in the end, the great yoozl would come down and crush everyone with rap lyrics that would fry sketch's socks...


I'm going to go cry in laughter.

  • 04.16.2004 12:36 PM PDT

-S

What's important is that whoever loses, I'll just pick off the weakened winner and take over Bungie.

You know, since a fight between stosh and Sketch would be a fight over Bungie.

  • 04.16.2004 12:52 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Hah weakest! Buhahahah.... Maybe I should release the getto beats now to paralize you all!

  • 04.16.2004 1:09 PM PDT
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Break it down like a editor my man!

  • 04.16.2004 1:19 PM PDT

=)

MSXL: The Last Honest Chapter

Posted by: SketchFactor
I'm really a nice guy, but when I'm pushed, I will unleash lyrical hell on my opposition. Word.


I think I saw a piece of that anger when me and Sketch were gettting owned by some random Halo clan up in CT. No... I mean PWNED BIG TIME! We swore they had somehow heard Sketch mumbling the secret Halo cheat codes in his sleep. Yeah, so we're getting absolutely nailed playing team rocket CTF on Hang 'em High, and I saw a bit of that Sketchy anger. Just a bit... and I was scared. =O

  • 04.16.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: mrsmiley
Posted by: SketchFactor
I'm really a nice guy, but when I'm pushed, I will unleash lyrical hell on my opposition. Word.


I think I saw a piece of that anger when me and Sketch were gettting owned by some random Halo clan up in CT. No... I mean PWNED BIG TIME! We swore they had somehow heard Sketch mumbling the secret Halo cheat codes in his sleep. Yeah, so we're getting absolutely nailed playing team rocket CTF on Hang 'em High, and I saw a bit of that Sketchy anger. Just a bit... and I was scared. =O


A b.net staff member being pwned? Wow, I thought they were like gods. Well it is CT, home of the best halo players cause our state is so freaking boring thats all we do is play halo.

  • 04.16.2004 1:49 PM PDT

bah

Posted by: Shishka
What's important is that whoever loses, I'll just pick off the weakened winner and take over Bungie.
But you'd still have to get through Archronos. And if his avatar is any indication, he'll pwn you in a heartbeat.

  • 04.16.2004 2:42 PM PDT

stosh - he can approve CF staff requests ;-)

  • 04.16.2004 3:14 PM PDT

Posted by: The Rip Saw
Posted by: Shishka
What's important is that whoever loses, I'll just pick off the weakened winner and take over Bungie.
But you'd still have to get through Archronos. And if his avatar is any indication, he'll pwn you in a heartbeat.



Achronos is the god of Bungie.net- none can stand before him...

  • 04.16.2004 3:19 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Correction Stosh can not directly approve staff requests. Thy first must make my approval and then I will pass them along to stosh. After he reviews them, their name(s) are sent to a bungie employee and that would be the finial decession... (I feel so special) 8)

  • 04.16.2004 4:44 PM PDT

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