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Subject: No hurry on my stats update
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Personally, I'm kind of happy that my stats haven't updated, given that I must have the most shockingly awful K/D ration and people are queueing in their droves to meet me in matchmaking as they are assured an absolute free frag fest. Where's the lobby for over 35, visually impaired, can't tell one end of the controller from the other bracket?

  • 10.09.2007 9:35 AM PDT
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Change your console language to Indian, or some form of arabic, and choose the matchmaking option so it only finds people of your language...european and american people tend to be far better than people from these countries =]


  • 10.09.2007 10:35 AM PDT
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Dude, appreciate the advise, however there are amoeba on Saturn as yet untouched by technology in any form who would kick my harse at Slayer.

  • 10.09.2007 12:11 PM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: EuroBadger
Dude, appreciate the advise, however there are amoeba on Saturn as yet untouched by technology in any form who would kick my harse at Slayer.
Hehehe, this made me chuckle :-)

  • 10.09.2007 12:13 PM PDT

Strange evolution how people have come to believe
That we are it's greatest achievement
We're barely, we're just a collection of cells
Overrating themselves

Posted by: EuroBadger
Dude, appreciate the advise, however there are amoeba on Saturn as yet untouched by technology in any form who would kick my harse at Slayer.

It seems that your case can only be cured by the "Lag" or "My ISP sucks" excuses.

  • 10.09.2007 12:28 PM PDT
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I am liking the lag excuse, however, I fear the only lag in operation here is the one governing eye see danger, eye tell brain, brain tell hand, hand move stick, danger averted.

  • 10.09.2007 1:20 PM PDT
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That is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for that.

  • 10.09.2007 1:28 PM PDT