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  • Subject: agent404's poetry corner #1
Subject: agent404's poetry corner #1
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Ladies and Gentlemen, hot chicks and cool dudes, welcome to the first edition.

"THERE IS A SNAKE IN MY TOILET"
There is a snake in my toilet
And I do not know why
It could just be passing by
Or taking a nap
Either way I don't give a crap
So I flush it down
Swirling down the toilet it goes
Where it ends up, who knows?

I then thought the situation was over
Saw I went to watch some midgets play red rover
However the Snake is closer than I think
Poking it's head out of my kitchen sink
So I grabbed it by it's head
"I'll do something fun with him" I said
So at a parade I swung it like a rope
Let go and threw it onto the Pope
The snake stuck to the pope like a plasma grenade
The Pope said "Dude, have I had too much hard lemonade?"

"I KILLED BATMAN"
I killed Batman
I think he is dead
I killed Batman
I shot him in the head
I killed Batman
His face is really red
I killed Batman
I pumped him full of lead
I killed Batman
Enough said
Robin, now the #1 man, said "Dude this is cool"
"Bratman always took me as a jackass fool"
"Always just using me as a cannon fodder tool"
If you found this poem disturbing,
Don't worry I did too.

Next week: "Teenagers of the corn" and "Damn you kitty!"

  • 06.04.2004 9:04 PM PDT
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Stunning.

  • 06.04.2004 9:13 PM PDT
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That was stupid.

  • 06.04.2004 9:15 PM PDT
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Indeed.

  • 06.04.2004 9:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bring the Noise
That was stupid.

So are you at attracting the opposite sex

  • 06.04.2004 9:17 PM PDT
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Yeah and I'm wasted, still not deep. Well, knee deep bull...

  • 06.04.2004 9:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: agent404
Posted by: Bring the Noise
That was stupid.

So are you at attracting the opposite sex



Huh?

[Edited on 6/4/2004 9:19:05 PM]

  • 06.04.2004 9:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: agent404
Posted by: Bring the Noise
That was stupid.

So are you at attracting the opposite sex


Don't be bitter.

It's not that he can't attract members of the opposite sex, it's that you have poor judgement of who the members of the opposite sex ARE.

  • 06.04.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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man if atsumi was here she would offer some decent competition to your cheesy poetry.

  • 06.04.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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I think it was cheesey on purpose.

  • 06.04.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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i know atsumi's is just as cheesy only funnier

  • 06.04.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: agent404
Posted by: Bring the Noise
That was stupid.

So are you at attracting the opposite sex


Don't be bitter.

It's not that he can't attract members of the opposite sex, it's that you have poor judgement of who the members of the opposite sex ARE.

Hey I know most of the people in here are guys, and Xeroh is a girl. You're the only person who's sex I can't reconize. Maybe you're one of those half male, half female things like Micheal Jackson. Because you brag and complain like a girl but in real life you probably look just like a guy.

  • 06.04.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: agent404
Posted by: Bring the Noise
That was stupid.

So are you at attracting the opposite sex


LoL. That is funny on many levels, I can assure you that you are wrong. Boy are you wrong.

  • 06.04.2004 9:30 PM PDT
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Yes, my breasts and absurdly bulbous crotch always throw people off.

  • 06.04.2004 9:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Yes, my breasts and absurdly bulbous crotch always throw people off.



WARNING!!! HOMER SIMPSON IMPRESSION, READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Mmmm, breasts.

[Edited on 6/4/2004 9:33:17 PM]

  • 06.04.2004 9:32 PM PDT
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OK enough with the off topic stuff.

So did anyone actually LIKE my poetry?

  • 06.04.2004 10:04 PM PDT
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No.

  • 06.04.2004 10:06 PM PDT
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Does it look like it?

  • 06.04.2004 10:06 PM PDT