- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Ladies and Gentlemen, hot chicks and cool dudes, welcome to the first edition.
"THERE IS A SNAKE IN MY TOILET"
There is a snake in my toilet
And I do not know why
It could just be passing by
Or taking a nap
Either way I don't give a crap
So I flush it down
Swirling down the toilet it goes
Where it ends up, who knows?
I then thought the situation was over
Saw I went to watch some midgets play red rover
However the Snake is closer than I think
Poking it's head out of my kitchen sink
So I grabbed it by it's head
"I'll do something fun with him" I said
So at a parade I swung it like a rope
Let go and threw it onto the Pope
The snake stuck to the pope like a plasma grenade
The Pope said "Dude, have I had too much hard lemonade?"
"I KILLED BATMAN"
I killed Batman
I think he is dead
I killed Batman
I shot him in the head
I killed Batman
His face is really red
I killed Batman
I pumped him full of lead
I killed Batman
Enough said
Robin, now the #1 man, said "Dude this is cool"
"Bratman always took me as a jackass fool"
"Always just using me as a cannon fodder tool"
If you found this poem disturbing,
Don't worry I did too.
Next week: "Teenagers of the corn" and "Damn you kitty!"