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Subject: Caption 10: Massively-multiplayer split-screen
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damn... sawnose took my caption

  • 10.11.2007 4:34 AM PDT

is he the new god?

What screen am i again?

  • 10.11.2007 4:35 AM PDT
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"It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat."

  • 10.11.2007 4:40 AM PDT
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i think im getting hacked theres 49 screens of what iv done in this game

  • 10.11.2007 4:55 AM PDT
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"Holy -blam-cakes batman"

  • 10.11.2007 5:19 AM PDT

I have been here since 2003, but in a site update my account was deleted.



lol host

"Yeah... 'The Human Fly' permutation never caught on, so we took out the visuals and renamed it 'Security'."


[Edited on 10.11.2007 6:11 AM PDT]

  • 10.11.2007 5:42 AM PDT
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Dude 1: Is that an outline of Jesus?

Dude 2: I think you're on to something, let's take a screenshot and sell it on eBay!


[Edited on 10.11.2007 5:53 AM PDT]

  • 10.11.2007 5:47 AM PDT

Here we see the results of a Brain Scrambler piece of equipment after being deployed. It was later cut after 7 testers had simultaneous seizures.

  • 10.11.2007 5:51 AM PDT
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"which player am I?" "I told you 32! pay attention"

MC:"Uhhh.... cortana. I think my huds broken"
Cortana:" my analysis indicates your windows based armor software is running normal. "
The Hud goes blue with running text and an error code.
MC: "stupid Windows Vista 2550!, *radios johnson* I need an operating system"

" I need a Video Card "

  • 10.11.2007 5:54 AM PDT
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Wow that's gonan waste alot of money on betteries for all those controlers
im thinking of switching back to wired controlers but ill need signs saying to be carefull of exposed wires, dont want any of my 48 freinds falling over and spilling a beer in my room

[Edited on 10.11.2007 5:58 AM PDT]

  • 10.11.2007 5:58 AM PDT
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"This is the last time we're gaming at Dr. Desmond Paul Henry's house..."

  • 10.11.2007 6:17 AM PDT

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"HA! Halo 3 is more than 16 players!."

[Edited on 10.11.2007 6:26 AM PDT]

  • 10.11.2007 6:26 AM PDT
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Hao Chen: "I hate Mondays"

  • 10.11.2007 6:31 AM PDT
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I like my rofl's with syrup!!!

Dude you are on screen 35, here you'll need these *hands him binoculars*

  • 10.11.2007 6:32 AM PDT
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ZOMG! This is a hint... they are telling us how to get the Recon helmet!!! We must figure out how to get our screen to look like this, then it's ours!!!

/sarcasm

  • 10.11.2007 6:33 AM PDT

"I have to go to heaven because I've spent my time in hell"

twhq.org

Spartan 1- Ugh, what happened last night?
Spartan 2- I told you not to drink the brutes beer!
Spartan 3- So this is why they have such bad aim
Spartan 4- No dumb(butt), thats because your too afraid to play on any level but easy
Spartan 1- Hey. how awsome would it be to have some of that brute beer while playing Halo 287???

  • 10.11.2007 6:36 AM PDT

"It sucking -blam!-s, it -blam!- sucks, it -blam!- blows, it's a piece of -blam!-... and I don't like it."
-AVGN
My reaction to most things on the internet (points for guessing the reference)
Best.Post.Ever.
Epic Bread

Now we all know what happens when you improperly adjust your settings.

  • 10.11.2007 6:40 AM PDT

Finishing the fight since 1988!

The Column Underground: Made of Win

Finally the community gets what it asked for: 150 player coop. The only way to beat legendary with all skulls.

  • 10.11.2007 6:41 AM PDT
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While the game supports 60 players split-screen, with 2000 player Xbox Live play, the Xbox itself still only supports 4 controllers. As a result, the game had to be simplified to nothing more than "Push a button!" to move, jump, aim and fire. Each player is assigned 1 button on a certain controller, which they must keep pushing until victory!

  • 10.11.2007 7:06 AM PDT

''Allright, Who broke the game???''

  • 10.11.2007 7:15 AM PDT
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"Cortana! I need new DirectX Drivers, now!"

or....

"So this is what happens when you let a rampant AI mess with your HUD...."

or....

"Well, at least its not that infamous -blam!- symbol......"

  • 10.11.2007 7:40 AM PDT
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Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor not a game fixer guy!

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  • 10.11.2007 7:42 AM PDT
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I'm "D king"
Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

*pours mountain dew all over the 360* ( alot goes near the cooling system.)
Me: hey jonny?
Jonny, who's in the other room: yeah?
Me: you like mountain dew right?
Jonny: yeah.
Me: and you like xbox 360?
Jonny: yeah.
Me: and halo 3?
Jonny: yep.
Me: you also like bright colours correct? like fire and explosions?
Jonny: yeah why?
Me: well then you will be happy to know that I poured mountain dew all over your 360 and now its on fire with halo 3 still inside.
its a magical combination of smoke and lawsuits.



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  • 10.11.2007 7:44 AM PDT
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OK.......................STOP........................Could everyone just stay still for a second while i figure out which one I am........

  • 10.11.2007 7:49 AM PDT

T A L O N 33

"What you’re seeing is roughly the same situation as you would have in Halo 2, but with movies and screenshots available to examine this stuff, you’re seeing more alleged injustice on a frame by frame by frame by frame by frame by frame by frame basis. The screen IS harder to use now, so sack up, it requires more skill."

  • 10.11.2007 7:54 AM PDT