- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
No information—historical, experimental, or otherwise—has surfaced regarding the results of -blam!- relations with an undead specimen... Warning against such an act would be useless, as the only people deranged enough to try would be unconcerned for their own safety.
i have discovered a new calling in life: Zombie-Humper. i mean HUNTER! yes, that's it, Zombie-Hunter!
Many have argued that, given the congealed nature of undead bodily fluids, the chances of infection from a non-bite contact should be low.
note to self: make sure to pack enough KY...