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Subject: The Zombie Survival Guide

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3562-1395583,00.html
http://www.zombiesurvivalguide.co.uk

Be vigilant!

  • 12.10.2004 7:41 AM PDT
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(didn't read them)

If ever zombies attacked the first thing I'd do is make friends with a black dude, because he's guaranteed to die before me, giving me time to escape.

  • 12.10.2004 7:58 AM PDT
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No information—historical, experimental, or otherwise—has surfaced regarding the results of -blam!- relations with an undead specimen... Warning against such an act would be useless, as the only people deranged enough to try would be unconcerned for their own safety.
i have discovered a new calling in life: Zombie-Humper. i mean HUNTER! yes, that's it, Zombie-Hunter!

Many have argued that, given the congealed nature of undead bodily fluids, the chances of infection from a non-bite contact should be low.
note to self: make sure to pack enough KY...

  • 12.10.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
If ever zombies attacked the first thing I'd do is make friends with a black dude, because he's guaranteed to die before me, giving me time to escape.

ever seen the original "Night of the Living Dead"? you might want to rethink your strategy...

  • 12.10.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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That'll make good reading while I'm in my nuclear winter bunker.

  • 12.10.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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I've owned the Zombie Survival Guide for about half a year now. It's still a good read.

[Edited on 12/10/2004 11:18:46 AM]

  • 12.10.2004 11:18 AM PDT
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(activates mech and waits)

  • 12.10.2004 11:45 AM PDT
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Very, very interesting. For sure.

  • 12.10.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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"Send more ambulances."

  • 12.10.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
(didn't read them)

If ever zombies attacked the first thing I'd do is make friends with a black dude, because he's guaranteed to die before me, giving me time to escape.


lol, nice.

  • 12.10.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: flamechu
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
(didn't read them)

If ever zombies attacked the first thing I'd do is make friends with a black dude, because he's guaranteed to die before me, giving me time to escape.


lol, nice.


I'd go for the quivering blonde news reporter.

  • 12.10.2004 2:04 PM PDT
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i saw that book at a local bookstore, i chose to buy The Best Case Scenario Handbook instead. Maybe ill swing by and buy it this weekend...

  • 12.10.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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0_o

  • 12.10.2004 3:35 PM PDT
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I'm not particularly worried.

I know for a fact that Texas would be the last place to fall to a Zombie Invasion (heh) since everyone down here has at least four combat knives, two rifles, and a shotgun.

But nonetheless...

*Loads Rocket Launcher*

  • 12.10.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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Shotguns and rocket launchers are some pretty terrible anti-zombie weapons. Go buy the book and read it. Seriously. It's hilarious.

  • 12.10.2004 3:42 PM PDT
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Rocket Launcher, for killing Zombies? Bah! I only use that water pistol for duck hunting!

This is Texas!

  • 12.10.2004 3:48 PM PDT
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Zombies wouldn't mind eating your brain meats, impurity, I'm sure of it.

  • 12.10.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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Oh, come on now! Zombies have souls, they have feelings. Let's face it, the human world is cruel. why not join Stubbs the Zombie's growing horde of the undead?

[Edited on 12/10/2004 4:22:01 PM]

  • 12.10.2004 4:21 PM PDT
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I new my hole might come in hand some day

  • 12.10.2004 4:32 PM PDT
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If Zombies ever attacked, this would be my survival tool.

  • 12.10.2004 4:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stalking Puma
If Zombies ever attacked, this would be my survival tool.



Nice(puts 10 on mech)

  • 12.10.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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Is this Zombie thing real? Like there are actual Zombies in real life?

  • 12.10.2004 5:08 PM PDT

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