- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
All grunts are under 1 year old. Because on their birthday, they expload. Excluding when they were born. This is where the Grunt Birthday Party syndrome came from. It is based on what happens during a Grunt's birthday celebrations.
This is also why Grunts are short and have high-pitched voices. Because they are children. Older grunts are over 20-feet tall, and their voice can cause earthquakes it is so deep. They are placed very, very far away from settlements. Food is catapaulted to them.
But very few Grunts grow over 1 year old. Those who do are from the "breeding family". They have the sole purpose of creating lots and lots of offspring.
There are a number of different Grunt familes. Depending on when the Grunt is born, it is placed in a certain family. If a Grunt is born at a certain time, they become one of the breeding family.
Now, because the breeding Grunts are very, very far away, expeditions are made one a month, to pick up newly borns. Normal Grunts are still too young to eat solids. This is why they drink from "food nipples".
Any questions?
Oh, and can someone draw one of the breeding grunts. I don't quite know what they look like. Maybe someone else could take a shot?