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Subject: Why does the Covernent put such young people in the army?
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All grunts are under 1 year old. Because on their birthday, they expload. Excluding when they were born. This is where the Grunt Birthday Party syndrome came from. It is based on what happens during a Grunt's birthday celebrations.

This is also why Grunts are short and have high-pitched voices. Because they are children. Older grunts are over 20-feet tall, and their voice can cause earthquakes it is so deep. They are placed very, very far away from settlements. Food is catapaulted to them.

But very few Grunts grow over 1 year old. Those who do are from the "breeding family". They have the sole purpose of creating lots and lots of offspring.

There are a number of different Grunt familes. Depending on when the Grunt is born, it is placed in a certain family. If a Grunt is born at a certain time, they become one of the breeding family.

Now, because the breeding Grunts are very, very far away, expeditions are made one a month, to pick up newly borns. Normal Grunts are still too young to eat solids. This is why they drink from "food nipples".

Any questions?

Oh, and can someone draw one of the breeding grunts. I don't quite know what they look like. Maybe someone else could take a shot?

  • 12.10.2004 9:54 AM PDT
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Hahahaha.

  • 12.10.2004 10:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Posted by: Tanikaze
Hahahaha.

Your faking it arent you?


Well, I liked the idea of Grunts exploding. I need to get that there skull.

  • 12.10.2004 10:56 AM PDT
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where is the skull

  • 12.10.2004 11:51 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

... my eyes...

  • 12.10.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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The horror! The horror! AAHHH! *runs away screaming*

  • 12.10.2004 12:18 PM PDT
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0_0 ... 0_0 ... 0_0 ...0_0 ...I never thought such things were possible.

  • 12.10.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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well............................................... After my thread on my pshycopathic parents i was in a tantrum. untill now. That made me stop raging and press the back button.

  • 12.10.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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This thread was locked in the new mombasa forum.

  • 12.10.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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Mmmmm.....Taquitos.

  • 12.10.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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I bet the giant Grunts hate me at this point.

  • 12.10.2004 2:56 PM PDT
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(in old persons voice) " i want some taquitos."

if you watch the simpsons, youll know what i mean.

[Edited on 12/10/2004 3:00:06 PM]

  • 12.10.2004 2:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: impurity
What's sad is I can picture fighting that thing in Halo 3.

Oh great, now I can too. Me and my dumb imagination.

  • 12.10.2004 3:00 PM PDT
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oh crap! its kung pow all over again!

  • 12.10.2004 4:58 PM PDT
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this thread rocks my socks.

[Edited on 12/10/2004 5:28:36 PM]

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god someone nuke that page it burns my eyes to hell!

  • 12.10.2004 5:39 PM PDT
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"Free Tibet", I feel that your illustration is somewhat illogical. Why is the large Grunt wearing sunglasses? I despair at your ignorance.

  • 12.11.2004 9:59 AM PDT
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In addition, it is an absurd concept to assume that a young member of a species would be fully independent and mobile while being so much smaller than a fully grown member of the species.
Indeed, I continue to despair at your ignorance.

  • 12.11.2004 10:01 AM PDT

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