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Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.
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Posted by: DarkWhisper
Saving that on my computer.

For ever.


... and ever

dude, i couldnt laugh any harder than i am right now, i want to give that man a hug... maybe some of his awsomeness will rub off on me

[Edited on 10.15.2007 1:53 PM PDT]

  • 10.15.2007 1:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: FOZZY
sacrament arn't you pro cause i'v seen you in that QsK GH guys montage and he was absalute ownage

You guys do know that he just copied and pasted this right?

  • 10.15.2007 2:39 PM PDT
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Btw - polls on bungie.net mean absolutely nothing, so please don't use them to try and prove some kind of point.

~Achronos

Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX



vid or it didnt happen

  • 10.15.2007 2:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.

Haha. That's exactly what I was thinkng.

  • 10.15.2007 3:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Phoenix 641
Let's mount our chairs on the wall.

Well...

I'm not sure how I did it co-op legendary, but in solo legendary I just went through using the cloaking devices they had so kindly laid out for me. It's not too hard to outrun them...

I think it took me 15 minutes on legendary and I died only three times...

  • 10.15.2007 3:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.


yea... he meant for it to be readable both ways.

  • 10.15.2007 3:47 PM PDT
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Halolz

  • 10.17.2007 12:51 AM PDT
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I do not appreciate B.Net Group solicitation. If you ignore this and send me an invitation anyway, I will block communications with you.

Nods of approval don't say enough.

This was downright golden.

  • 10.17.2007 12:53 AM PDT
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Hahahaha

  • 10.17.2007 12:56 AM PDT
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I lol'd. We four manned her though. Was pretty tight.

[Edited on 10.17.2007 1:03 AM PDT]

  • 10.17.2007 1:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.


Indeed, I almost went WTH!?!?

  • 10.17.2007 1:04 AM PDT
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Btw - polls on bungie.net mean absolutely nothing, so please don't use them to try and prove some kind of point.

~Achronos

me and three friends gave her the legendary 4 post masacre. She cried a little....

  • 10.17.2007 1:06 AM PDT
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I ran through that level on Legendary by myself, and had no real problems.

And yes..I see what you did there.

  • 10.17.2007 1:09 AM PDT

stolen ?? still amusing though.
to make it funnier it should have involved the following
-gravemind moaning in your head
-dodging "infections"
-a hastily erected "bubble shield"
-You and your friend using a double "infiltration" tactic
-expeiriencing a speical connection to cortana
-a climax series of chain reactions
-and finally a hasty "evacuation"

note --- " " quotation marks ask you to use your imagination.

  • 10.17.2007 1:16 AM PDT

*Pats on the back*

  • 10.17.2007 1:19 AM PDT
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D@mn...and I thought I was bored.

  • 10.17.2007 1:29 AM PDT

Posted by: CSP David
UNORIGINAL!!!

http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/26846/t1016126-my-buddy-doubl e-teamed-cortana-other-day/

http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/halo3/show_msgs.php?to pic_id=m-1-38726631&pid=926632&page=0

EDIT: It has come to my attention that this plagiarism has already been mentioned and that I committed the ultimate noob sin of not completely reading the original post. My apologies.


OP IS A LOSER! COME UP WITH YOUR OWN -blam!- AND STOP TAKING CREDIT FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE.

  • 10.17.2007 1:35 AM PDT

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ಠ_ಠ < Do it NOW

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Posted by: zaxmacks
Megan Fox is a whore.

Gigolo.

WTF LMFAO

  • 10.17.2007 1:38 AM PDT
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OP IS A LOSER! COME UP WITH YOUR OWN -blam!- AND STOP TAKING CREDIT FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE.


Again, and I though I was bored....you went though alot of trouble to disprove him...

What was it they called it in grade school again.....? Ah yes, tattletale...

Or as my wife says it..."dobber".

  • 10.17.2007 1:39 AM PDT
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thats was a really funny post lol the way you used the words was priceless.
it was a breath of fresh air from the usual complainer posts.

  • 10.17.2007 1:54 AM PDT

Acutally it wasn't any trouble at. All I did was read the whole thread.. You should try that before you talk -blam!- to other people but its ok I forgive you.

  • 10.17.2007 1:55 AM PDT
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HA! Glad to see I'm not the only one with a sick mind!


x2 :D

  • 10.17.2007 1:58 AM PDT