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Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.

I have walked the edge of the Abyss.I have governed the unwilling.I have witnessed countless empires break before me.I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear.[I was there with the Angel at the tomb]
I have seen your future.
And I have learned.
There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy.
I HAVE WON.
Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong:
THIS is the way the world ends.
a friend of a friend (Cortanas first letter)

lol,
thats freaking hilarious!!!

  • 10.17.2007 2:01 AM PDT
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oh lawd is that sum Double Entrende?

  • 10.17.2007 2:07 AM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.

I really don't think it can, recon. It would be very difficulty to read it more than one way IMO!

  • 10.17.2007 3:02 AM PDT

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard in these forums.... I just hope you took screenshots of that to post all over the interwebs so that we may see the action :D

  • 10.17.2007 3:17 AM PDT
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That was absolutely brilliant..I wonder how many people had no clue what you were talking about, or people who arn't familiar with the term metaphor. I'll most certainly be looking out for more of your posts haha!

  • 10.17.2007 3:24 AM PDT
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Blarg!

  • 10.18.2007 8:10 PM PDT
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wow how long did it take you to make this up?

  • 10.18.2007 8:19 PM PDT
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Crazy fool... Why do you always have to jump?! One of these days you're gonna land on something as stubborn as you are! ...And I don't do bits and pieces...

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LMAO, I saved this thread awhile back, So I thought I would bump it back up because it needs to be read. Definitely THE most funniest thread Ive ever read on these forums...

  • 10.30.2007 6:43 PM PDT

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Dude! Call me next time!

  • 10.30.2007 6:49 PM PDT
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With all of this talk and complaining about the Recon Armor, maybe this will lighten things up just a tad bit. Hope you enjoy...again.

  • 11.01.2007 7:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: ZEROGREENCHIEF
I lold

  • 11.01.2007 7:22 PM PDT
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NICE!!!! This gave me a pretty good laugh....

  • 11.01.2007 7:24 PM PDT
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Innuendotacular medal for Aeon.

  • 11.01.2007 7:31 PM PDT

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

Best post evar

  • 11.01.2007 7:35 PM PDT

I bark for Sark!

GO DAWGS!!

that was friggen tight...like the, well you know

  • 11.01.2007 7:36 PM PDT
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Pujas are phunny!
"You get recon by first going into your fridge. You take out your mayonaise and pour it all over yourself. Next take your car keys and flush them down the toilet. Yell angry names at your dog, then run out the door. The next part is vital to your sucess. Run to the nearest four way intersection, look up at the sky, say your name backwards 5 times, then lay down and a Bungie staff member will come up to you and give you recon." Posted by: w00tagepwnage

Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX

Bow chicka bow wow (its rvb)
wow dude that sounded really awkward, and you know the level isnt that hard if you just kill the arbiter player for his plasma rifles

  • 11.01.2007 7:36 PM PDT
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i think i've read your material in some not-need-mentioning magazine.

  • 11.01.2007 7:38 PM PDT
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So you and your 'buddy' double-teamed a fictional character that appears in a video game. So, therefore.. the character is eliminated because 'it' is not real and you and your buddy are the only ones left. So i've concluded, that you had s3x with a guy.. well done. Click "Sign Out" @ the top right and don't come back.

  • 11.01.2007 7:38 PM PDT
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Rofl, funny as hell

  • 11.01.2007 7:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.


I know! Did this guy even mean to write the post like that! Lmafo!

  • 11.01.2007 7:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: The Numb One
LMAO, I saved this thread awhile back, So I thought I would bump it back up because it needs to be read. Definitely THE most funniest thread Ive ever read on these forums...

While I'm being somewhat of a hypocrite, you really shouldn't bump dead threads.

Especially threads that aren't original. The guy who posted this didn't write it. It's been going around the internet since Halo 3 came out, and it's getting old. The first time, yes, I laughed my face to the floor, but it's not necessary to bump. Seriously. :P

  • 11.01.2007 7:41 PM PDT
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wow, just wow... i read it the normal unperverted way until i seen the posts below and well WOW

  • 11.01.2007 7:42 PM PDT
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brilliant.

extremely brilliant.

  • 11.01.2007 7:46 PM PDT
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My first time seeing it and I laughed pretty hard. I know this isn't the OP, but whoever did this first... you're awesome.

  • 11.01.2007 7:49 PM PDT