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Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.
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Nice.

  • 11.24.2007 6:57 AM PDT
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one more time round

  • 12.27.2007 3:53 AM PDT
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LOL

  • 01.04.2008 8:24 PM PDT

But though we strike at you from the shadows, do not think that we lack the courage to stand in the light.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.

LOl in all seriousness I was just going to come in here and post "the poor girl" but this is far better.

  • 01.04.2008 8:29 PM PDT

Check out my Halo 3 Machinma here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rNzxWp77Zo

Wow what a nice friend? Ditches you for a phone call?

  • 01.04.2008 8:30 PM PDT
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I've always stayed away from Cortana. Heard it's full of yellowish bubbles that will infect you if you aren't protected. That's not my cup of tea. Also, isn't the corridor like wide enough to fit three men side by side. That's no fun because then the interactions have less fire. It's just a hairy situation overall. Plus, I'm always afraid of being in the middle of Cortana, then having my mom call me for dinner. That would be horrible.

All those reasons lead me to believe that Cortana just plain blows.

[Edited on 01.04.2008 8:50 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2008 8:48 PM PDT
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It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX



vid or it didnt happen


+1 lol

  • 01.04.2008 8:50 PM PDT

The living are stretched bows, whose purpose is death. oh, and roflerlollerrollerskates
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Be not afraid of any man no matter what his size; when danger threatens, call on me, and I will equalize.

I have a katana do you?

wow, funniest post ive ever read

  • 01.04.2008 8:51 PM PDT

This thread is covered in win sauce.

  • 01.04.2008 8:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: Samuelsoon97
Little kids would be fine with me as long as they dont sound like a pre-mature pigeon on crack over the headset. Which is sadly the case, most of the time.

holy crap this thread is massively old i remember when it first got posted. i'd like to thank the ninja's for digging up this part of our history

  • 01.04.2008 8:54 PM PDT

Xfire=firespray704

lmfao

  • 01.04.2008 8:56 PM PDT

The less than a second latency of online play is a better system to play off of than more health.

You realize this system is just as host based, right? because if you're fighting host, or someone with a better connection to host, and you each start firing at the same time, his BULLETS will register first, giving him slightly more health if the melees happen at the same time.

So would you rather have the BS of both, or just one?

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*Double Take*

Why does this play through of a halo level sound like it came off the back of an x rated video case?

Seriously though this was hilarious, I'm copying it to show to a few people.

  • 01.04.2008 9:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: kakashi 117
holy crap this thread is massively old i remember when it first got posted. i'd like to thank the ninja's for digging up this part of our history


yeah, this is prolly one of the funniest things i have ever seen

  • 01.04.2008 9:28 PM PDT

Very nice, very nice. I love it...alot.

  • 01.04.2008 9:30 PM PDT
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group membership It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX

thast the funniest thing iv ever read on the forum

  • 01.04.2008 9:32 PM PDT
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Next time lets Triple Team her!

Jking.

  • 01.04.2008 9:33 PM PDT
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why is this Topic back? I mean jeez that was a strange read.

  • 01.04.2008 9:36 PM PDT

We need a madness to the method!

Wow........... Just wow.........

I can only say wow..........

  • 01.04.2008 9:36 PM PDT

SCURO, you didn't need to post it again, and fail at doing it. Geez

  • 01.04.2008 9:38 PM PDT
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  • 01.17.2008 8:36 PM PDT

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You what Cortana?

  • 01.17.2008 8:38 PM PDT
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Whats a cortana?

  • 01.17.2008 8:54 PM PDT
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hahah that was one of the funniest thing ive ever read.

  • 01.17.2008 8:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX


Yeah, yeah, yeah, but did you fix her cable???

  • 01.17.2008 9:06 PM PDT

wow... lol

  • 01.17.2008 9:06 PM PDT