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Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.

--Maximus: I knew a man who once said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back"
--Commodus: I wonder, did you friend smile at his own death?
--Maximus: You should know. He was you father.

to the OP,

ROFL!!!!

  • 01.17.2008 9:10 PM PDT

Scooter fo liiife.


lol

  • 01.25.2008 9:51 PM PDT
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o_o

OH....!

>_> I see what you did there.

  • 01.25.2008 9:55 PM PDT
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I dont get it

:-()

  • 01.26.2008 7:35 AM PDT
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Hayden Panettiere is hot!

  • 02.26.2008 8:29 PM PDT

The boys at ONI and those squid heads have a lot in common. Can't understand a thing they say and they're just as good lookin.Guess they're all going to have a long talk about technical whatsits and scientific doodads when we get home.
Halo: First Strike
---Master Sergeant Avery.J.Johnson

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.


At least I'm not the only one with a sick mind

  • 02.26.2008 8:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.

lol just really think about the title

  • 02.26.2008 8:33 PM PDT

"Kill confirmed" -Unknown soldier

I bet most of the 10 year-old halo players won't get it well, the sick part at least.

  • 02.26.2008 8:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.


ROFLCOPTER!! What a ho!

  • 02.26.2008 8:36 PM PDT

Looks like it's time to kill...

Good heavens, I hope that was meant to be one huge innuendo...I guess it's all how you read/compile it!

  • 02.26.2008 8:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX
that was THE FUNNIEST THING i have EVER read. i laughed so hard. mad props

  • 02.26.2008 8:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: kingkrazy123987
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.


YOU ARE DIRTY!!!! LMAO after i read it the second it all became clear lmao!!!!

me too lol

  • 02.26.2008 8:43 PM PDT

bungie has proven that a bunch of monkeys sitting in front of keyboards can randomly type out a masterpiece. the thing is, when you go to play the masterpiece, you cant help but notice all the monkey s**t smeared all over it.

it gets real old having to wait months for someone like mlg to clean off all the monkey poo.

clap clap clap

well, done, anyone else would have done it half assed and stopped after 2 sentences. you carried on for 3 paragraphs

  • 02.26.2008 8:45 PM PDT

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lol. funny

  • 02.26.2008 8:47 PM PDT

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Funny, he had that one very tactfully dirty.

  • 02.26.2008 8:49 PM PDT

my true GT: aklanofwalruses. the funstick is a backup.

ily XMarvelManX :).

  • 02.26.2008 8:49 PM PDT

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Most. Epic. Thread. Ever.

  • 02.26.2008 8:49 PM PDT

if knowledge is power and power corrupts, isn't knowledge therefore dangerous?
Black Tower

*shutter*
h'mmmm so you and your friend beat the level cortana? sweet
i hate them floods

  • 03.15.2008 6:25 AM PDT

Second acct: RC Zerg Rushes

I remember this baby....Oh the good old days of double teaming Cortana. I however did it with two friends and we all had Grunt B-day Party on. ;D

[Edited on 03.15.2008 6:41 AM PDT]

  • 03.15.2008 6:41 AM PDT
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Wat so special wit dis thred? U beet Cortana, kool.


Lol, just kidding xD Haha, I laughed so hard when i read it.

  • 03.15.2008 6:59 AM PDT

wtf

Bahahahaha!

  • 03.15.2008 7:06 AM PDT

Unreal, isn't it?

Lol. Very nice. Double teamed her, eh?

  • 03.15.2008 7:11 AM PDT
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Brutes for MP!

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.

LOL

  • 03.15.2008 7:12 AM PDT

Posted by: ZantKiller1
Posted by: Gandalf
The only pain worse than is is got to be childbirth.

Or giving birth to a baby made of lego.

You are a sick, sick little man. I love it!

  • 03.15.2008 7:14 AM PDT

MPCMasterChief

.....

  • 03.15.2008 7:14 AM PDT