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Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.
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Oh...that's dirty.

  • 10.12.2007 1:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX

You, sir, win thread of the year.

  • 10.12.2007 1:17 PM PDT

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attackPosted by: octoarmtron
have fun i'll be outside ::walks outside:: "its dark out here"

::kryll eat me::

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.


YOU ARE DIRTY!!!! LMAO after i read it the second it all became clear lmao!!!!

  • 10.12.2007 1:18 PM PDT

Hehe What a clever use of grammar , I wonder if anyone has gotten Pleasure from this

  • 10.12.2007 1:19 PM PDT

Secret Ninja Member.

Hilarious and clever. Thanks for that.

  • 10.12.2007 1:19 PM PDT
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haha oh wow

  • 10.12.2007 1:22 PM PDT

Thanks; my mind is forever corrupted from that horrible image you just portrayed.

  • 10.12.2007 1:23 PM PDT

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that was hot

  • 10.12.2007 1:23 PM PDT

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What?

Lol, that was so good that I didn't even get the double meanings until people started saying how dirty it was...insanely funny the second read though!

  • 10.12.2007 1:24 PM PDT

Greatest of all time



Something about this post makes Cortana seem like a dirty whore......

The OOP (original original poster) made the most epic thread ever. OP you are just as epic for brining it here.

[Edited on 10.12.2007 1:32 PM PDT]

  • 10.12.2007 1:26 PM PDT

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lol

  • 10.12.2007 1:28 PM PDT
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This thread is win. I will never view Cortana quite the same way again.

[Edited on 10.12.2007 1:29 PM PDT]

  • 10.12.2007 1:28 PM PDT
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Win.

  • 10.12.2007 1:29 PM PDT
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Bored much holy -blam!- lmfao

i think i just lold myself

  • 10.12.2007 1:31 PM PDT
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Epic lulz.

  • 10.12.2007 1:31 PM PDT
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LOL

  • 10.12.2007 1:32 PM PDT
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I lol'd

  • 10.12.2007 1:32 PM PDT

is the UNSC a non-prophet organization?

nice job. i had to read it twice.

  • 10.12.2007 1:32 PM PDT
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First, haha? Second, if it's actually about a real situation, Legendary isn't that hard.

  • 10.12.2007 1:34 PM PDT
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cigarette anyone?...j/k...lol

  • 10.12.2007 1:36 PM PDT
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Hahaha bravo man, that really did make me laugh. I knew what it was gonna be though before I the thread even opened up. Well done haha

  • 10.12.2007 1:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Phat Chico
cigarette anyone?...j/k...lol


lol! *lets out a deep sigh*

  • 10.12.2007 1:39 PM PDT

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lol, that was nice.. I lol'd

  • 10.12.2007 1:40 PM PDT
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FTW.

  • 10.12.2007 1:42 PM PDT
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Well I never viewed Cortana the "right way" I always viewed her the "wrong" way lol

  • 10.12.2007 1:45 PM PDT