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Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.
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  • 10.12.2007 3:51 PM PDT
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Haha.... wow....
That's hilarious.

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Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX


Greatest. Thread. Ever.

  • 10.12.2007 3:56 PM PDT

Thank you Bungie! <3

*creams self*

  • 10.12.2007 3:58 PM PDT

Woot!

Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX


ROFLMAO

  • 10.12.2007 4:00 PM PDT
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you have to show us that saved film lol

  • 10.12.2007 4:00 PM PDT

My ROFLBEE goez buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

OMFG sounds like a great time!

roflmfao!

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really funny :-)

  • 10.12.2007 4:02 PM PDT

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way to use your imagination buddy

  • 10.12.2007 4:02 PM PDT

My ROFLBEE goez buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

bow chicka honk honk!

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Pics or it didn't happen.

Haha

  • 10.12.2007 4:06 PM PDT
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Wow, i was way off

amazing, it can be a literal story so it cant be locked but its also dirty....

i like it

  • 10.12.2007 4:07 PM PDT

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Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.

  • 10.12.2007 4:08 PM PDT

"Things are never as they seem..."

You sir, win the Internet.

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  • 10.12.2007 4:15 PM PDT
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[bow chicka honk honk!]

hey, what'd i tell you about that!?

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Posted by: Aeon Chronos7

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX


Holy crap you cant say that on the bungie forums hahahahahaha

  • 10.12.2007 4:17 PM PDT
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That was awesome, I just sat here for like two minutes thinking. of other ways to view that title. But im sorry it is impossible. lol, "Post Of The Year Award"

  • 10.12.2007 4:20 PM PDT
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Link

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that my friend was awesome, i thought it was gonna be some kind of -blam!- picture before i opened but as i read it was perfect, cortana u lil s1ut!

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hahahhah taht took you a while didn't it? I'm being serious, it's hard to write things like that

  • 10.12.2007 4:30 PM PDT
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LOL

That's a good way to word it.

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lol that was funny, now we know why cortona is legendary

[Edited on 10.12.2007 4:35 PM PDT]

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I didn't think this amount of people would react this way.

  • 10.12.2007 4:37 PM PDT

to the OP: best post of the year!

  • 10.12.2007 4:37 PM PDT