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Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.

LOL I actually loled. Best thread since Halo 3 release cuz everything else is just people complaining or trying to feed of others for skulls/armor.

  • 10.12.2007 4:38 PM PDT

I think therefore I am.

thats post was Legendary, thanks for the laugh man

  • 10.12.2007 4:40 PM PDT

Posted by: stosh
<3


Lol... Wow that was interesting... I'm suprised some of the mods responded to it.

  • 10.12.2007 4:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Salazar14
Posted by: stosh
<3


Lol... Wow that was interesting... I'm suprised some of the mods responded to it.


Me too....

  • 10.12.2007 4:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX

Wow your a noob, I creamed Cortana in like 30 seconds!

  • 10.12.2007 5:16 PM PDT
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the title sounds against the law



heheheh bad thoughts



hehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
hehehehhehehahahahahahhahahahahahah


heheh

  • 10.12.2007 5:21 PM PDT
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Prove is arse crab post us a video

go on I dare you


heheheheh

  • 10.12.2007 5:22 PM PDT

Knight Of Steel.

Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX



Your post sounds like some cheesy Eroti-Fiction

  • 10.12.2007 5:24 PM PDT
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damn that is the funniest post i have heard in a very long time.
and yes recon is right it can be read in two ways. lol

  • 10.12.2007 5:56 PM PDT

Posted by: DeeJ
Why don't you just give me ONE SECOND!

LMFAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLOLOLOLOLOL *dies*

Anyways...

  • 10.12.2007 8:32 PM PDT
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DOUBLEKILL
TRIPLEKILL
......SEXTACULAR!

  • 10.12.2007 8:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX


This. Is. Priceless. (but a lil strange as well) Still thx ank you for the laugh.

  • 10.12.2007 8:40 PM PDT

I grew up playing your games Bungie, and I sure as hell am looking forward to whatever you decide to do next.

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

  • 10.12.2007 8:40 PM PDT
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Funniest post ever.

  • 10.12.2007 8:40 PM PDT

Veritas Aequitas

I lold.


Ah yes and....."Eiffel Tower"? You'll understand when your older if you already dont.

  • 10.12.2007 8:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.



I love Ninjas LOL!

  • 10.12.2007 8:41 PM PDT

lol

lmao

  • 10.12.2007 8:43 PM PDT
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Lmfao, apperently the H3 forum is holding some gems after all.

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That. Was. Amazing! lol

  • 10.12.2007 8:45 PM PDT

Veritas Aequitas

This is saved btw. <3 thank you for making me laugh and having me click something other than these "waaaah" posts!!!

  • 10.12.2007 8:46 PM PDT
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You horny little boys.... xD

  • 10.12.2007 8:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX

Damn this is the greatest post in the world.

[Edited on 10.12.2007 8:48 PM PDT]

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holy crap!!! as soon as i read the first line i burst out laughing, this post is the funniest i have ever read up here

  • 10.12.2007 8:48 PM PDT
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LOL, Seriously, BEST POST evAr!!!!!!!!!!

  • 10.12.2007 8:48 PM PDT