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Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system.

this is along the lines of the "will you play with yourself" post but i hope you meant it in the way we are not thinking of

  • 10.14.2007 6:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: Samuelsoon97
Little kids would be fine with me as long as they dont sound like a pre-mature pigeon on crack over the headset. Which is sadly the case, most of the time.

o yeah well me and 3 other buds just went through Cortana together.


top that

  • 10.14.2007 6:04 PM PDT
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that was full of winsauce

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Posted by: Halo0004
i beat it bymyself on ledgandary last night, I was prode of myself, I beat it in 23 mins with 5 death, people i am not lying, i don't have proof, But i am telling you how i did it.


its called you completed it in 3 hours and died 5 times then went into the theater watched in all whilst is was fast forwarding lol
joke good job man

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it's not hard when you have people with you playing n00b.

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Posted by: Halo0004
i beat it bymyself on ledgandary last night, I was prode of myself, I beat it in 23 mins with 5 death, people i am not lying, i don't have proof, But i am telling you how i did it.


its called you completed it in 3 hours and died 5 times then went into the theater watched in all whilst is was fast forwarding lol
joke good job man


No douche, i don't even have a hard drive to use theater, I timed myself, And played it on campaign scoring and i had a total of five deaths,.

  • 10.14.2007 6:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.


Hahahaha, I get it..

  • 10.14.2007 6:10 PM PDT
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Dude, sweeeeeeet. That is perfect double entedre. Sweeeeeet. God, I love that kind of humor. Good job, man, good job. I congratulate you.

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That was amazing. You're my hero.

  • 10.14.2007 6:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: Samuelsoon97
Little kids would be fine with me as long as they dont sound like a pre-mature pigeon on crack over the headset. Which is sadly the case, most of the time.

Posted by: Halo0004
it's not hard when you have people with you playing n00b.



true but the more guys playing at once the funner the experiance

bow chicka wow wow

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Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX


LOL.

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Posted by: Halo0004
i beat it bymyself on ledgandary last night, I was prode of myself, I beat it in 23 mins with 5 death, people i am not lying, i don't have proof, But i am telling you how i did it.


its called you completed it in 3 hours and died 5 times then went into the theater watched in all whilst is was fast forwarding lol
joke good job man


No douche, i don't even have a hard drive to use theater, I timed myself, And played it on campaign scoring and i had a total of five deaths,.


i actually sed good job man calm down seriously

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That was hilarious.

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Oh lol, I apologize, I am a little over the edge today.

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My god- this made my day.

~Me

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I started laughing when I read the title. Yes I'm from the gutter.

Good job mate.

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F­ag


I say good sir. You have just shown me your internet manlyness by sending me a one word insult over a private message. Good game sir. Good game.

*THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK*
(thats the sound of me banging my head against my desk)

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.
call me a gutter dweler aswell, but i read halfway through that thing before i realized that he wasnt talking about....what i thought he was talking about.

  • 10.14.2007 6:18 PM PDT

what an interesting story, glad to hear about his stories with Cortana.

[Edited on 10.14.2007 6:23 PM PDT]

  • 10.14.2007 6:22 PM PDT

Posted by: Aeon Chronos7
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.

This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".

I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.

But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!

So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.

-XMarvelManX


Oh god I laughed so much... tears in my eyes. Just seeing the headline made me lol.

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Greatest. Thread. Ever.

  • 10.14.2007 6:29 PM PDT
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LOL!?!

  • 10.14.2007 6:35 PM PDT

Posted by: permit2kill
I got a girlfriend. Then I dumped her. And now I play more Halo again.

ROFL

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.

I was actually reading it like a normal human being and thinking non-dirty, then you say something like that and it gives a whole new perspetive.

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LOL, that's hilarious.

  • 10.14.2007 6:43 PM PDT