- BAR666
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- Exalted Legendary Member
There are no irrelevant quotes of historical figures here. Neither will you find any links, chain posts, memes, clan advertisements, self-promotions, or the tiniest of ASCII pictures.
So go away.
Why do girls always want to be friends afterwards? Wtf? I have no idea what they're thinking, but I have come up with a revolutionary new idea for dealing with the concept. Observe:
Psycho Hose Beast - I still want to be friends, ok?
Me - NO -blam!-!!!!!!!!! Not OK!!!!!!!!!! We've [insert most explicit physical activity you've engaged in as a couple] together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friends don't [see above line]!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you just dumped me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Over the phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because you "don't have space for me in your life right now"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the HELL does that even mean anyway!!!!!???!?!?!!!?!?!!!!!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course we can't be friends, you stupid whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course this is purely theoretical. It has yet to be tested; specifically because I am too fond of my testicles in their current state as solid matter.
Thoughts anyone?