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Why do girls always want to be friends afterwards? Wtf? I have no idea what they're thinking, but I have come up with a revolutionary new idea for dealing with the concept. Observe:

Psycho Hose Beast - I still want to be friends, ok?
Me - NO -blam!-!!!!!!!!! Not OK!!!!!!!!!! We've [insert most explicit physical activity you've engaged in as a couple] together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friends don't [see above line]!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you just dumped me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Over the phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because you "don't have space for me in your life right now"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the HELL does that even mean anyway!!!!!???!?!?!!!?!?!!!!!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course we can't be friends, you stupid whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course this is purely theoretical. It has yet to be tested; specifically because I am too fond of my testicles in their current state as solid matter.
Thoughts anyone?

  • 12.10.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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do it in da butt

  • 12.10.2004 8:32 PM PDT
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haha that iz so hilaryus it make me laff xD

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Posted by: jesusrawks777333
do it in da butt

Well....maybe if I....or...no, I don't think that would work. You're thinkin' though; I like that.

  • 12.10.2004 8:36 PM PDT
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if she wanted space you should have told her to join NASA. ha that was so corny

  • 12.10.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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  • 12.10.2004 8:41 PM PDT
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If you really cared about the girl, you'd be her friend anyway.

  • 12.10.2004 8:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: eliteskull94
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Yeah that's a pretty popular one in here.

Posted by: Tanikaze
If you really cared about the girl, you'd be her friend anyway.

Ahhh...but the thing is, she doesn't really want to be friends; she's just saying that because she has some kind of crazy idea that it will help somehow. In reality, she gets uncomfortable whenever I'm around and won't talk to me or even make eye contact anymore. It's a conspiracy I tells ya.

[Edited on 12/10/2004 8:51:21 PM]

  • 12.10.2004 8:46 PM PDT
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Posted by:eliteskull94
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Posted by:buffalo wing
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Posted by: Knives1288
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[Edited on 12/10/2004 8:48:39 PM]

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Posted by: BAR666
Posted by: jesusrawks777333
do it in da butt

Well....maybe if I....or...no, I don't think that would work. You're thinkin' though; I like that.
heh

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Posted by: BAR666
Ahhh...but the thing is, she doesn't really want to be friends; she's just saying that because she has some kind of crazy idea that it will help somehow. In reality, she gets uncomfortable whenever I'm around and won't talk to me or even make eye contact anymore. It's a conspiracy I tells ya.


That's different. You should attach a kick-me sign onto her.

And there's only one good way to go about that.

  • 12.10.2004 11:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: BAR666
Why do girls always want to be friends afterwards? Wtf? I have no idea what they're thinking, but I have come up with a revolutionary new idea for dealing with the concept. Observe:

Psycho Hose Beast - I still want to be friends, ok?
Me - NO -blam!-!!!!!!!!! Not OK!!!!!!!!!! We've [insert most explicit physical activity you've engaged in as a couple] together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friends don't [see above line]!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you just dumped me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Over the phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because you "don't have space for me in your life right now"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the HELL does that even mean anyway!!!!!???!?!?!!!?!?!!!!!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course we can't be friends, you stupid whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course this is purely theoretical. It has yet to be tested; specifically because I am too fond of my testicles in their current state as solid matter.
Thoughts anyone?


This guy should have his exclamation mark privelages taken away.

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Posted by: Tanikaze
Posted by: BAR666
Ahhh...but the thing is, she doesn't really want to be friends; she's just saying that because she has some kind of crazy idea that it will help somehow. In reality, she gets uncomfortable whenever I'm around and won't talk to me or even make eye contact anymore. It's a conspiracy I tells ya.


That's different. You should attach a kick-me sign onto her.

And there's only one good way to go about that.

Awesome.

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I am dumd

  • 12.11.2004 6:25 AM PDT
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its much better if you hate them
the emotion of hate is a lot easier to deal with
its also a lot more satisfing saying you a big sake of FUDGE for breaking my heart

  • 12.11.2004 7:21 AM PDT
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you are all horny

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  • 12.11.2004 9:35 AM PDT
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Ignore her. If you think that she is uncomfortable when you are around, ignore her and what she says.

[Edited on 12/11/2004 10:36:32 AM]

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Posted by: MJOLNIR MARK V
My xbox is "fixed" by Microsoft 3 times and it still makes scratches on my games and they won't replace it! :(


CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT

  • 12.11.2004 10:41 AM PDT
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Me need more people for it. Go here Give it time to load.

[Edited on 12/11/2004 11:20:22 AM]

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I'd rather be a friend with a girl than have them as a girlfriend, cause then it's like they own you.

  • 12.11.2004 11:21 AM PDT