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Subject: Some Good Reasons Why a Halo Movie Should/Will NOT Happen
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* On the old site's FAQ, the "Malo Movie Question" was answered with a clear and decisive "No"

* They would have no chance of getting someone good to direct it due to the prvious history of game-based movies. Lacking a good director, the movie is doomed from the outset. Same for writers

* Said writers would doubtless cheese up the movie. Likely possibilities include making Cortana a real person, or maybe the Chief in a romantic relationship.

* The Chief would have corny one-liners

* If live-action, the actors would doubtless not fit the charachters right.

* If CG, it would be too much like the game

* We would have to see the chief's face

* Doubtless would be a boring movie, as any soppy romantic sidestory would SUCK and the combat would get old pretty fast

* The only people who would go and see it are the pimple-faced sqeaky fanbois of the so-called "halo movie clan"

* From the past history of game-based movies, it would be likely to suck.

[Edited on 12/11/2004 3:01:47 PM]

  • 12.11.2004 2:06 PM PDT
Subject: Some Good Reasons Why a Halo Movie Should/Will Not Happen

Ach! Was ist los?

Tru7h, and lots of it.

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  • 12.11.2004 2:52 PM PDT
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I try.

  • 12.11.2004 3:18 PM PDT

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There was a "Malo" movie noone told me about? Damn.

  • 12.11.2004 3:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
* From the past history of game-based movies, it would be likely to suck.


oh, its the truth! the Mario movies still make me cringe...

  • 12.11.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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*shudder*

  • 12.11.2004 10:04 PM PDT