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I just took a quck 5 min. look in New Mombasa, and its sad. Everyone there is just a buncha whining little maggots. that was the first time i went in their since Halo2 was pirated. and I know its bad, but its worse then I thought.

  • 12.11.2004 9:49 PM PDT

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"The only thing left back there is a one-way trip to hell." - White Sergeant, Halo 2

  • 12.11.2004 9:54 PM PDT
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Don't feel too bad, the same thing is happening at the Steam forums.

  • 12.11.2004 10:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Defend the Flood with everything we have.

what do we have?
i got a keyboard that i can use to bash some ones head in

  • 12.11.2004 10:35 PM PDT
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...?


What the hell did you just say?

Wait, that means you can commune with them? Wow. That, in itself, is an amazing feat. Maybe you can hammer out an accord that keeps them away.

If not, we'd better bust out the flamethrowers for when they come. Yeah, I said "when." It's kinda like when the covies hit earth...it was only a matter of time until they found out.

Let's be ready for 'em.

  • 12.11.2004 11:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
ya fo sho I also "ebonify" my nizzle


Fo shizzle

  • 12.11.2004 11:18 PM PDT
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Well, I have a +1 Spammer Bane keyboard. Oh, and a cardboard tube katana.

*Baerdog7 wonders who gets the tube joke*

-Baerdog7

  • 12.11.2004 11:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
ya fo sho I also "ebonify" my nizzle


Hee hee! "Ebonify."

That's the best word I've ever heard.

Hey, Twitch, d'you wanna give some Ebonics lessons for those of us who don't know anything more than "Shizzle," and "Ho?"

  • 12.11.2004 11:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Defend the Flood with everything we have.


For a second there I forgot which forum I was in and was thinking to myself, "But they're the bad guys. Oh whatever, I'm just a drone so I'll follow orders."

  • 12.11.2004 11:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
my "t3h /\/\4g1< p3/\/0r" will send them strait back to hell (newmombasa)


Maybe that you can (surprisingly) speak their language you can be our translator and we can launch hearings to compromise a treaty with them. They stay in New Mombasa for all eternity and leave every other forum out of their greasy hands.

Damnit, I just remembered. A second grader would put to shame the collectives' IQ over there and they would probably forget whatever they did 5 seconds ago like a 90 year old pill popper with a level three condition of Alzeimer's. 'Tis a shame really. Had potential, but now it's the place we can dub The Void.

I wouldnt be surprised in Melkor (Morgoth) resided there.

  • 12.11.2004 11:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
hahaha isn't he from the other book by the guy who did lord of the rings (not the hobbit) but the other one the big history one


*Ding* *Ding* *Ding* - We have a winner folks.

Yup, you're right. He's from the Silmarillion but on occasion visits New Mombasa to chat it up with all the other evil people over there.

  • 12.12.2004 12:00 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Pardon the wasted post...

[Edited on 12/12/2004 12:17:14 AM]

  • 12.12.2004 12:09 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

strange,how this is the bull-blam!- topic forum,and the other forums are the ones being overrun by stupidity.

  • 12.12.2004 12:23 AM PDT
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  • 12.12.2004 2:08 AM PDT

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Posted by: stosh
If you want to the forums to be better you have to report bad threads. How many pms did I get about annoying spam threads this week? None.


Because we used to send them and we got complaints about sending them to you -- I mean - not recently -- but all the same --

HFCS doesn't work right with the new configuration, but maybe Achronos will work on that..eh?

  • 12.12.2004 6:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: stosh
If you want to the forums to be better you have to report bad threads. How many pms did I get about annoying spam threads this week? None.


If we sent you every bad post we found, within a week you would ask us to stop

  • 12.12.2004 7:08 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I always send mine to eiter Maka or Yoozel.


I'll start sending them all to you!

  • 12.12.2004 7:24 AM PDT

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