- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
This movie wasn't as good as I had hoped. Some of you might see and think, "What a work of genius!" Well, you don't know crap. This movie lacks cohesion. Which is very important in a good movie. What's cohesion, you ask? Cohesion is what keeps the movie from getting to jumpy and skippy by keeping the scenes in order. For instance, in the movie, Harry get's a map so he can escape to Hogsmeade. So, as soon as he get's the map from the Weasley twins, he says thanks, and next thing, BAM! He's coming out of the floor. What? How'd he get there? What path did he take? Damn! I sure could use some cohesion here. And if you've read the book, there's supposed to be a werewolf. Technically, there is a werewolf in this movie. But's the stupidest werewolf I've ever seen. It's tall, skinny, and bald. It's a total wuss. The new Dumbledore is a total ass. The old one was mysterious, and cunning. This old toad is frumpy and loud. Boo-urns! Lupin looks like a child molester with his little mustache and odd hair cut. The rest of the characters are pretty much the same. Harry doesn't listen to reason, and is rewarded for it. Whoda thunk it! Hermione is still the master mind who get's little to no credit, and Ron attempts to be the comic relief. Whatever. I'll see what this new director conjures up next year. Let's hope it doesn't suck., like this year's. I give this movie a 7 out of a possibe 12. Only because Harry messes up his relatives and Malfoy has a better hair cut. Meh. What do you think about Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Suckaban? Like I care.