By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
Posted by: anton1792
This theory is totally awesome, even though what I think is not going to change its objective value, but I still state that anyway. Completely plausible. I mean, the evidence (which is totally not circumstantial) is so up to date and relevant. Each point clear and concise, flowing one into the other. I cannot see how anyone cannot agree. Personally though, I think the planet is Onyx, even though it has blown up, just because, you know, my opinion, therefore fact, you know? It might also be Reach, but I am not going to explain that at all, just that it is, and I cannot be arsed to research it.
Also, join [Insert generic group name here].
Just kidding AJ, if you are reading this, incase the Parody was not as effective as I thought. :P
You had me at theory. ;)