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Posted by: Ushan
Because Muslims surgically implant organic bombs in their testicles, which in turn will be injected into women during sex, which will grow into BABY BOMBS!
Posted by: Spartan IJS
Posted by: SaMMus38
There are soo many problems with this theory that it is almost impossible for it to be truth. First of all a portal is not a three dimensional object. It may appear to be a sphere, but in actuality it is just a 2d plane that separates two very different places. Unlike slipspace, there is no travel time to the Ark. It happens instantaneously. We can therefore make the conjecture, which should be quite obvious to anyone with sense, that you are either on one side of the portal, or you are on the other. There is no in between. This is why the ship is cut in half, and this is why Cortana is able to assess the damage done to the Ark while Chief is unconscious from the weak Halo Effect. They never left the Ark! Cortana even says, "We made it through just in time... well... some of us did." The 'some of us' refering to the Arbiter. Therefore, nothing could have possibly happened to transport them to another 'Universe'. Plus the theory that there are alternate universes to ours is the most extreme of speculations in the first place.
Even if they did 'change universes' (which sounds ridiculous just typing it), how do you explain the 175,000 to 200,000 lightyear displacement in 200 years. If the half ship was drifting at the speed of a MAC gun round (about 1/10th the speed of light, which is extremely unlikely!), it would still take ~1,902,587 years for them to reach Mars, and this is if they going 100 times faster than is possible for even a fully functional human vessel! Barring time travel, which is not possible in itself, they could not have covered this distance.
And the most convincing evidence of all: why would the most creative gaming company in the world spend all of this effort on a new series only to stifle their own creativity by following it with a remake of something they have already done. Completely implausible from all angles.
He's right. And another thing: There is no way MC and Cortana would get to Mars (our next-door neighbor, need I remind you) let alone Onyx without them first entering UNSC controlled space and having their beacon detected by someone. By then, all the main characters would be dead except the Chief (if his cryo-pod survives that long without Cortana's ability to keep the the derilect ship's weak power line stable). Besides, that's not good for Bungie and marketing.
How can you argue with the OP's theory, its a very good one. Even though the portal may be 2D that does not mean that when you enter it you will go straight to the other side. You can go through then there can be something in between. Even if they were still at the ark they would be dead because Halo fired and Cortana would have said so anyway. I agree with the OP 100%, great job man.