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Subject: No really, the world IS actually flat!
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Check this site out, especially their faqs page. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

  • 12.13.2004 3:17 PM PDT

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Sad, yet funny at the same time...

  • 12.13.2004 3:21 PM PDT
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Honestly. How retarded can you be to think the world is flat.
here's a quote proving that this is wrong... " Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or -blam!-s. All those claiming to have seen this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false Spherical Earth theory."

  • 12.13.2004 3:23 PM PDT
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Rrrriiiiiight. And I'm the # 1 best player at Halo 2.

*moves index finger in circular motion around ear*

  • 12.13.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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did you read their biblical evidence? That was the funniest part, I have no clue how they came up with their theories.

  • 12.13.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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hmm well in that case ill be a monkey's uncle

*kendo wonders perhaps it is flat after all*

  • 12.13.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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You know, I'd believe them.... except for the fact that they claim the earth is flat.

  • 12.13.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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Didn't all those kind of people die out in oh, let's say, the 1600's?

  • 12.13.2004 3:32 PM PDT
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I guess they haven't heard that all tests to prove Platygæanism's accuracy have failed, while it has been proven over and over again that the Earth is spherical.

Oh, and Eliteskull, this theory already wasn't respected back in Columbus's time. Nobody believed the world was flat even before Columbus tried to prove that.

[Edited on 12/13/2004 3:34:20 PM]

  • 12.13.2004 3:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: ZogsSexWax
Honestly. How retarded can you be to think the world is flat.
here's a quote proving that this is wrong... " Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or -blam!-s. All those claiming to have seen this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false Spherical Earth theory."


I believe that that was the funniest thing on their site. I laughed my ass off when I read that one.

NOTE: I know there are a few religious references on their website, but let's try not to turn this into a religious discussion, okay?

[Edited on 12/13/2004 3:44:48 PM]

  • 12.13.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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I think that the site is mostly up for kicks. I doubt anyone could possibly believe that.

Then again, people.... [snipped for breaking forum rules]

O.o

  • 12.13.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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Oh my...oh, my...

It's funny that people actually beleive this.

Australia, Idaho, and England are fictional?!

Oh, and read this: "And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven."

Good for a laugh or two.

  • 12.13.2004 3:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: whoop ass 101
did you read their biblical evidence? That was the funniest part, I have no clue how they came up with their theories.


Yeah, I know! One of the scriptures cited was about a captain giving chees to his army and making them take an oath! I loved how there wasn't anything that even linked up the scriptures to their ideas...

  • 12.13.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stickman Army
I think that the site is mostly up for kicks. I doubt anyone could possibly believe that.



I have a sneaking suspicion that it was meant to be that way, but you know, it's just kinda hard to tell.

Also, another favorite from the site, "5=6."

  • 12.13.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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TSP

  • 12.13.2004 3:45 PM PDT
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They can't be serious. I've proven Idaho is pure evil, but it exists.

-blam!- hippies.

  • 12.13.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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Does this fit in with the Hollow Earth theory?
Yes. Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or -blam!-s. All those claiming to have seen this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false Spherical Earth theory.

  • 12.13.2004 4:16 PM PDT
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why cant we say -blam!-'s

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na-zi's

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13. What about gravity?
Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false spherical Earth theory. The theory of gravity has never been proven. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are kept down by inertia. The Earth has inertia.
There is a school of thought which states, however, that the Earth does not move through space, but rather that it rests on the back of a giant turtle, and that what we call gravity is, in fact, the turtle's animal magnetism.
14. What about photographs of the Earth from the moon?
Most of these are fake. It is well known that the "moon landing" was faked. The film of what is claimed to be the moon was taken in the desert in the US state of Arizona.
There exist some genuine photographs from high altitudes, which appear to the untrained eye to show a spherical Earth. The reason for this effect is that the Earth's atmosphere becomes denser the further one ascends, after thinning out at about 5 miles. This causes light to be refracted more at high altitudes, giving the appearance of a spherical Earth.
The reason the atmosphere becomes denser is the increased pressure. If not for this extreme pressure, the sun, and all stars, would not be able to hold together but would gradually dissipate in accordance with the gas laws, and Brownian motion (see any basic school physics text). Further proof that there is atmosphere all the way between the earth and the sun, moon, etc, is that heat from the sun warms the earth. Heat cannot travel through a vacuum, as anyone who has ever used a vacuum flask knows. Real astronauts would need pressure suits to protect them from the incredibly high pressures they would encounter.

  • 12.13.2004 4:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: john masterchief
na-zi's


edit that now!

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