- CANNON 117
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- Exalted Mythic Member
Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.
We'll just send out all the normal sized people with shotguns. And then we'll send in the Potato-izer. He looks like Arnold Schwarzenneger and has awesome kung foo chopping power to make french fries of your people. He also has a Grease Grenade launcher that will fry you all. The cool think is, nothing can destroy him. The potato race as you know it will die! The world will gorge themselves on your fried, boiled, stewed, and or burnt remains! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAH!!!